Chapter 34
"Everyone," a pink-robed Bandit said to a
bunch of Goombas. The whole lot of them were wearing smiles. "The Maple
Syrups have been keeping us quite busy for a while now...but now it's time for
them to let us have some fun." The Bandit stepped aside and showed the way
in with his extended arm. "Enjoy." With that, the excited Goombas ran
forward. Soon enough, their entire group was running rampant throughout the
place. Carnival Alley was bursting with life today. There were games and rides
for all. However, there were probably also even a few traps...
"Come on... You know you want this..."
Somewhere, a Bandit with a robe long enough to cover his
feet was standing right next to a gigantic, brown rock the size of an entire
building. His robe matched its color. It even had dots and lines all over it in
the right places so it looked as though it, too, was a rock. In his right hand,
he held a spear of a perfectly white, perfectly smooth material. He looked
ahead of him for some suckers. They could have been anywhere in this crazy
place. They could have been near the Ferris wheel. They could have been near
those games. The list went on and on. After all, that was the way of Carnival
Alley.
Lucky for him, today was the day when quite a few
Goombas were in town. They all seemed to be wearing strange costumes. Some were
dressed like Shy Guys, others were dressed like Super Mushrooms, and so on. Two
of them were walking by the spear-wielding Bandit. "Ah, here they
come," he said. One of them was dressed like a blue Snifit and the other
was dressed like a Sackit. "You, there!" the Bandit called out,
causing the two Goombas to stop and face the man. "Yes, you! Think you're
man enough to take on Labyrit's Elaborate Labyrinth?"
"Labby's labby what?" said the Sackit Goomba.
The Bandit chuckled. "The name's Labyrit," he
said, "and for ten coins you can journey through one of my three elaborate
labyrinths. If you can do any of them under a certain amount of time, you win a
prize." Labyrit began pointing to various spots on the humungous rock next
to him with his spear. The first spot had a small, doorway-like hole in it.
"Take the easy one, and you'll win a Jammin' Jelly." He pointed to
the medium-sized hole next to it. "Take the medium one, and you'll win
THREE Jammin' Jellies." Finally, he pointed to the largest hole.
"Take the hard one, and you'll win..." Labyrit reached into the
sleeve in his robe, pulled something out, and started dangling it before him so
the two Goombas could stare at it for themselves. "...This." It was a
pendant. It consisted of a gold chain and a shiny, relatively thin object with
five corners. "The Penta Pendant," Labyrit said. "It's as
expensive as it is mysterious." Labyrit snapped the treasure into his fist
like a yoyo. "So, what do ya say?" Labyrit went on. "Any
takers?"
"Honey," the Snifit Goomba said, "I want
that pendant. Take the hard one."
"But I-"
"-JUST DO IT!!"
The Sackit Goomba cringed. Reluctantly, he walked up to
the Bandit and put ten coins into his left hand. "The...hard one,
please," he mumbled.
"Ooh! Excellent choice, sir!" Labyrit praised.
"I must warn you, though," he added, "no one has EVER survived
it."
"Oh-ho, great," the Sackit Goomba groaned.
"For ten coins, I'm going to die."
Labyrit chuckled again. "Don't worry," he
said. "If you can't do it in less than one hour, I'll come and get
you." The Sackit Goomba breathed a sigh of relief. "But you won't win
anything."
"D'oh," the Sackit Goomba groaned.
"Now, hop to it!" Labyrit said, excitedly. The
Sackit Goomba uninterestedly dragged himself up to the large hole in the giant
rock and stared at it.
"DON'T WORRY, DEAR!! I BELIEVE IN YOU!!" the
Snifit Goomba called out. The Sackit Goomba just groaned and unwillingly walked
into the cave. The Snifit Goomba watched him do this in excitement and the
Bandit watched in sadistic amusement. He pocketed the ten coins he had just
won.
As if believing in him is going to do anything,
he thought. That's why this lovely pendant will always be mine... The
Bandit thought this and started chuckling some more...
Chogun, Davey,
Clarence, Dr. Goom, and Goombil were still in the Kariboo Sub beneath the
waves. At the moment, to kill time, Clarence wasn't doing any more of his
impressions for their two passengers. Instead, he was telling them some
history-oriented story.
"...Ever since, Goomba Grove's been around,"
he said.
"I see," Davey said.
"So, what you're saying," Chogun said,
"is that the reason why it's called Kariboo Island is because it was
founded, not by Kuribo the Goomba, but, rather, his brother, Kariboo the
Goomba?"
"Yep, that's about it," Clarence stated.
"Ah, I understand now," Chogun replied. The
story was completed. Therefore, another speech by Clarence had come to a close.
Because of this, Dr. Goom's timing couldn't have been better.
"Good news, gentlemen!" he called out. Chogun,
Davey, and Clarence looked his way. The next thing they heard was indeed an
exciting one, especially for Chogun and Davey. "Carnival Alley is but a
few moments away. We'll be there in no time at all."
Getting any happier was something neither Chogun and
Davey were capable of. They could no longer contain it. They vocally expressed
their enthusiasm. "YES!!" they cried out. At last, their much awaited
salvation could come...
The captain of
the space aliens, Titotal Gonnic, was staring out of one of the long lines of
windows in his circular ship. Only three people were with him in this curvy
hallway of the humungous device. Two of them were looking very worried about
him, for all he was doing was staring at the brass world and the large
collection of airplanes outside of the window. He held his right fist against
the thick glass while the other hand was clutching at the neck of a bottle of
some red, poisonous substance. His eyes were looking lopsided.
"These things...always happen to me," he
grumbled. "I give it my all... I put myself through hell... And what
happens?!" He lifted the bottle to his lips and downed some of its
contents. He put it back down and started lamenting some more. "It all
gets taken away from me," he said. "That's no way for a scourge of
the galaxy to live..."
"We understand how you feel, sir, but you shouldn't
do this to yourself," Katana said.
"PLEASE... THINK OF YOUR HEALTH," Wart
stated.
"You two have a problem?!" Gonnic spun around
and glared at his two loyal henchmen. Even in this inebriated state of his, he
was still terrifying. Wart and Katana remained silent. Gonnic grumbled and
turned around. "Good," he growled. "I'll drink as much as I
want."
"HEAR, HEAR!!" said the person next to
the captain. It was Gonnic's third henchmen, a frog wearing the same
high-ranking, yellow and purple striped uniform as Katana. Like his even
higher-ranking superior, he had a bottle of some red stuff in his hand. "WHEN
LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS...DRINK LEMONADE!!"
The drunk frog was about to drink some more when Gonnic
turned and glared at him. "Oh, SHUT UP!!!" CRASH!! The captain
smashed his bottle over the head of the lesser crew member, sending him falling
to the ground in a puddle of the alcoholic liquid. Making the best of the
situation, the fallen frog merely began licking off what had gotten on his
face, even though it meant getting some pieces of glass stuck on his tongue.
The captain growled and faced the window again. "Let's face it," he
said under his breath, "we're doomed..."
"NOT QUITE, SIR!" All three of Gonnic, Wart,
and Katana turned around. Running towards them was their mechanical crew
member, Wrench. He ran up to the captain, who just glared at him. Wrench himself
was still in high spirits, though. "Sir," he said, "I finally
completed them. The Turbosus are complete!"
Suddenly, everything became silent. The only sound that
could be heard was the drunk frog continuing to lick his face. Wart, Katana,
and Wrench stared at the captain, patiently awaiting his reaction. So far, he
was still glaring. His mouth wasn't moving. Then it started squirming. Slowly,
it twisted into a devilish smile. The captain started letting out a
deep-pitched, monster-like chortle. "Ex-ssssellent," he hissed.
"Show me."
Wrench nodded. "Right then," he said.
"Follow me." The silver alien turned around and started walking off
in the direction he had come from. Gonnic staggered after him. Wart and Katana
were following their captain. As for the drunk frog, he was still lying on the
ground, licking himself.
"MMM... LEMONADE..."
Kammelina and
Kammeo were back inside their cottage. The younger of the two sisters was very
happy about this. She was walking around the place with a smile. She walked
directly into the circle of sunlight that the hole in their roof let in.
"It's good to be home, right, sister?" she said.
"Yes, yes, Kammeo. Now would you get over here?! I
can't stir this potion alone, you know." After nagging at her sibling, the
elder of the two sisters threw in one last ingredient into the green goop of
the cauldron before her. Once again, it was sitting atop a ring of green flames
that were floating above the floor somehow. Kammeo decided to follow her
sister's order.
"Yes, sister," she said. She walked up to one
side of the cauldron so she and her sister were facing each other.
"Ready?" Kammelina said. She whipped out a
wooden spoon.
"Ready." Kammeo whipped out her own spoon.
"Good," said Kammelina. "Now let's
begin..." Thus, for the first time in a long time, the two sisters got to
stirring and chanting. It would be a few hours until this activity of theirs
came to fruition...
Finally, Titotal
Gonnic, Wart, and Katana could see the three Turbosus. The three devices were
in the middle of the laboratory, which was the very place that Wrench had led
them to. His three guests seemed to be very impressed by the looks of these
three motorcycles. They were these slick, black things with silver linings and
fancy shapes.
"Like them?" Wrench asked.
"Splendid," said the captain, excitedly.
Wrench smiled. He led the three behind him to these
machines and began to explain the various parts of them. He pointed to a
monitor-like device that the handlebars seemed to be sticking out of.
"When you're driving," Wrench explained, "this will display a
map so there won't be anything you won't be able to see. Everything behind you,
beside you, and even miles ahead of you will be on this screen." Gonnic,
Wart, and Katana held their interest. Wrench went on with the explaining. He
pointed to a button near the monitor. "And whenever you want to go into
auto-pilot, just press this," he said. "The bike will automatically
start driving itself. The beautiful part is that it'll know exactly what to do,
where to go, and how to do it, so turning, jumping, and dodging bullets won't
be a problem. All you have to do is hang on tight. They can go over 100 MPH,
though, so be careful." Wrench's explaining was over. He turned to face
the captain. Like Wart and Katana, he was smirking. "So? What do you
think?" he asked.
The captain started chuckling some more. Then it started
to escalate. "Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..."
Finally, it exploded. "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!" the captain roared,
leaning his head back. "This is wonderful!!" he gloated.
"Finally, we'll be able to show that Kreezo who's the boss..." With
his eyes still a bit lopsided, he wiped some drool from his grinning mouth with
the back of his hand. "In fact," he added, "why don't we try
them out right now?"
Katana looked worried. "Sir, I'm not sure if that's
such a good idea. After all, with all due respect, you're in no condition to be
driving right now."
"Idiot," the captain growled. "Didn't you
hear him?! It can be SET...ON...AUTO-PILOT," the alien emphasized.
Neither Wart nor Katana were convinced by this. Even
Wrench was having second thoughts. "Actually, sir," he said, "he
may have a point there. Maybe you should wait until-"
"-I DON'T CARE!!" the captain yelled. Once
again the room was silent. The captain started walking closer to one of the
Turbosus. "I'll just...hang on tight..." He hopped on the bike and
put his hands and his feet in their respective places. He fondled the handles a
bit with his hands. He stopped doing that and looked at Wart and Katana.
"Well?!"
They got the picture. Immediately, they rushed over to
the other two bikes and hopped on, just as their captain did. Once the captain
noticed this, he started chuckling again.
"Open the hatch," he told the nervous Wrench.
"We're going out..."
The tall man in
the red robe was walking around the huge brass room. With his two Melon Bugs by
his side, he was looking at all the huge piles of wreckage some of its
airplanes had become. The one thing he could do at the moment was observe them
and titter. "Never has this ever happened," he said to himself.
"It was such a beautiful collection. Now this..." The tall man
continued walking around. His sense of pity showed no sign of any waning. He
was overtaken by disappointment. "If only I knew who was responsible for
this..."
The man walked some more. As usual, it was eerily quiet.
Then the silence was broken. BANG!! He stopped walking. In the distance, the
man would have sworn he had heard something large and metallic hit the floor.
"Hmm..." he hummed. The next noise he heard
was indeed an interesting one. It was the sound of motors rumbling. It started
off as a whisper, but it grew more intense. After turning his head to his left,
he could make out the source of this sound. Three black figures were drawing
closer to him. "Aha," he said. "The fallen ones arrive..."
A few seconds later, and the rumbling of the engines had gotten even louder.
Then the sound was all around the man in red as well as his two Melon Bugs.
Then the three black figures screeched to a halt. The captain, Wart, and Katana
had them surrounded. "We meet again," he said to the aliens.
"Tell me...what brings you into my presence?"
The captain glared at him through his half-open eyes.
"We," he growled, "want a rematch."
"I see," said the man in red. "You have
your own bikes this time?"
"Damn straight," said the captain.
"I see," the man repeated. He looked at Wart
and Katana. Their facial expressions seemed to be a mixture of nervousness,
amazement, and confusion. They couldn't stop staring at their bikes. "It's
the same rules as last time," the red man stated. "Are you
prepared?"
"Yes!!" the captain belted.
"Good." Wart and Katana looked around
themselves nervously as the white wind from before began to swirl around and
surround them. Only the captain's face hadn't change. "Let's go..."
Within seconds, the wind had completely enveloped them. It spun around a little
more like a tornado. The speed of its winds were incredible. Then they began to
slow down. They dissipated and revealed that all six of the captain, Wart,
Katana, the man, and the two Melon Bugs were gone...
"Just hold
that right there."
"Right, boss."
CLANG! Somehow, without using any hands, Carro had
gotten a large rectangle of metal to start holding itself in place beneath one
of the many control panels of Half Moon. Using a screwdriver, King Carrot had
begun to twirl each of its screws in so he could get that thing back into its
rightful place. A few seconds later, all four screws were back to normal. The
plate of metal was secure. "That's good," King Carrot rasped. The two
carrots floated away from their latest feat and looked at it.
"Alright," said King Carrot, "now on to the rest of the base."
Carro and King Carrot looked around. It turned out there were still numerous
torn up spots in the base that needed some attention. Carro again cursed the
Melon Bugs that had come here.
"Right, boss," he said. The two carrots began
to float on over to the next area that needed fixing. Along the way, they had
noticed Boscis was still lying on the ground, panting.
"Still hurt, Boscis?" said the boss.
"Yes, sir," Boscis wheezed. "I'll be
okay. Don't worry about me."
King Carrot snorted. "Alright then." The two
of him and Carro continued floating around.
Those Melon Bugs, he thought, they're not to
be underestimated...
Yazzee found
himself standing atop a fancy-looking platform sticking out of the middle of
the sea. In front of him were several more of these platforms sticking out in a
similar fashion. In the midst of all of them were three humungous towers with
what looked like giant seashells sticking out of the tops of them. Behind all
of this were numerous steep cliffs. All of this, and a nice waterfall was
flowing into this place as well.
"Wow," Yazzee mused. "I never would have
pictured Noki Bay to be anything like this." The yellow Yo'ster looked
around some more. By turning his head to the right, he could suddenly see
something that caught his interest. "Hm? What's that?"
The energetic Yoshi got to hopping his way from one
platform to the next. Some of the ones he landed on toppled a bit and made even
more ripples send themselves into the water, but he didn't care. A few hops
later, and he was there. On this stone ledge at the bottom of the tall cliff
was what appeared to be a large, white cube with soft, rounded edges and
corners. Each of its six sides were rimmed with indigo. The white that was in
the middle of each of them all had these logos on them. They, too, were indigo
and they all resembled someone's face.
"What is this?" Yazzee said.
"It is a special kind of container. You must
break it open."
"Okay," Yazzee said. It didn't take him long
to follow SPOWT's instructions. WHAM!! He gave the cube one swift blow with his
foot. That did the trick. Immediately, the cube came apart. It popped open and
vanished. In its place was a small, strange-looking, metallic, nozzle-like
object. "Huh?"
"That is the Submarine Nozzle. Attach this to
me, and I will be able to take you anywhere in the water."
"Wow! Is that true?" the Yoshi asked.
"Yes. That is true."
"Alright!!..."
A few yards away from the yellow Yo'ster was a jet
ski-like device beginning to come within proximity of Noki Bay. On it were
three people. "This is it, Marcellus," one of them said. "Noki
Bay."
"My goodness," Marcellus. "It's
beautiful!"
"You like it, eh?" said the old Noki behind
them. As the three continued to head towards this place, smiles were on their
faces. However, they soon turned into looks of complete shock.
ZZOOOOOMMM!!! Something fast had just whizzed past them.
It sent waves of white water flying in its wake. It got all three of the people
on this device all wet, but they didn't seem to mind. They were just confused.
"What was that?!" Marcelino asked.
"I don't know," Marcellus replied. "It
kind of looked like a goldmine with a pump sticking out of its back..."
The sun's rays bouncing off of Yazzee's jewelry made him
look like a shooting star as he sped across the ocean using SPOWT's new
Submarine Nozzle. Even he was in awe by this. "SPOWT?" he said.
"Have I ever told you how much I love you?"
"Negative."
Yazzee laughed. With his ridiculous amount of jewelry,
the new Submarine Nozzle, and the monotonous voice of SPOWT, Yazzee continued in
excitement to explore the phenomenon that was Isle Delfino...
Labyrit's
Elaborate Labyrinth wasn't anything like what the Sackit Goomba had expected.
As a matter of fact, this was the most confusing maze he had ever endured in
his whole life. It wasn't even fair. None of it made any sense. It didn't seem
to be anything more than a simple cave with a lot of twists and turns in it.
Since the walls were lined with these little ledges of rock sticking out of
them, and since each one had a small rock atop it that was glowing white for
some reason, he didn't think there'd be any troubles. After all, it allowed him
to see. Unfortunately for him, the situation turned out to be much worse than
that. It seemed as though no matter where he went, no matter which route he
took, three others would always open up before him. The more decisions he made,
the less of any use it actually seemed to be. Everywhere he went--be it to the
left, to the right, straight forward, or back--it just confused him even more.
What kind of maze was this?
"Damn it," the Goomba sweated. "I knew I
wasn't going to survive this. I just knew it!!"
In front of him were three more doorway-like openings in
the wall. His eyes darted back and forth between each of them. Once he made his
decision, he ran forward. He went through the middle one. With a large amount
of perspiration on his forehead, he ran down its hallway of stone. Much to his
frustration, this had led him to three more openings. This time, he went left.
Lo and behold, another trio of openings had showed up. Frustrated, he took the
one on the right. He ran through its hallway with even more beads of sweat
forming on his burning forehead. It was beginning to steam. Then he came into
the next room. What he saw in there made his jaw drop: six doorways. At this
point, the Goomba couldn't take anymore. He flopped onto his back and started
panting.
"I...just...can't...do it..." He remained
lying there for a few seconds more. The only sound he could hear was his worn
out breathing. What happened next had taken him completely by surprise. A hole
suddenly widened itself open in the solid rock beneath him.
"Uh-oh..." the Goomba stated. Then he started falling down a stone
tube, screaming all the way. It turned itself into a slide, but he was still
screaming. At the end of this tunnel, he could make out some light. It got
bigger as he slid closer to it.
Then the light engulfed him. Once it did so, he found
himself sprawling across the grass. His screaming had turned into panting. He
opened up his eyes. Although it was spinning, he could tell the sky was right
in front of him. He was back in Carnival Alley. The Snifit Goomba ran up to
him. "Honey, are you alright??" she asked.
"Uugghh..." he groaned.
"Well," said Labyrit with his spear pointing
at a hole in the side of the giant rock that wasn't there before, "one
hour later, and your friend fails." Somehow, the hole in the rock closed
itself up. Labyrit put his spear down. "Thank you for playing. Try again
sometime."
The Snifit Goomba helped the Sackit Goomba back onto his
feet. "It's okay, dear. How about we go on one of the rides?"
"Ugh..." the Sackit Goomba groaned again.
Labyrit smirked to himself as he watched this interesting couple walk away. Now
that another victim had been made, he started looking around for more suckers.
"Right then," he said. "Who'll be the
next poor sap?" Labyrit kept his eyes peeled. As usual, his next customers
could have been anywhere in this place, but, still, there seemed to be just
Goombas here. In fact, there were two of them near the outskirts of this place.
They were standing near the water just outside of Carnival Alley. A
submarine-like device was in it. As for the Goombas themselves, they were
standing near a Clumph, a young boy, and something that kind of looked like a
giant bug. Could they have been next?
"Thank you for everything," Chogun said.
"We won't forget you."
"Ah, don't worry about us," Clarence said.
"You just go and find Chirinu. Remember, he's a guy with a purple headband
with gold stars and moons on it."
"Got it," Chogun said.
"Hmm," Goombil said. He was looking around.
Something about the vicinity intrigued him. "I'd be careful if I were
you."
"Why's that?" said Davey.
"This place is loaded with some of the Goombas we
used to work with." Chogun and Davey took a look for themselves. It was
true. They recognized those silly costumes.
"Wow," Chogun said. "You're right."
"Also, watch out for the Bandits," Dr. Goom
warned. "They run this place. Not all of them are too trustworthy."
"We'll be careful then," Chogun assured.
"Well, take care." The five people exchanged a few more farewells. In
a few moments, Dr. Goom, Goombil, and Clarence were back inside the Kariboo
Sub. Chogun and Davey waved to their periscope as it began to drift away from
Carnival Alley. Once again, this unusual duo was on its own.
"Alright," Chogun said, "let's go find this Chirinu
fellow."
"Right," Davey agreed. Then the two-some
commenced wandering through a sea of Goombas, Bandits, balloons, stands, and
rides...
"Hmm," Labyrit said. He noticed how neither of
those two people were looking to be headed in the direction of his giant rock
any time soon. This prompted him to start looking elsewhere. This time, the
direction he was looking in got him to notice a rather different-looking group
of people. This one was a trio consisting of a brown Yoshi, a white knight, and
a Viking. "Aha..."
"So this is Carnival Alley," Leif mused as the
three of him and his companions exited the lush, green woods behind their
newfound destination. "Quite a lively place, I see."
"Indeed," White Rose concurred.
As the trio walked on, Xoshi got to talking to Beel
again. So, who is it this time? he asked.
Well...
The three-some walked for a little while longer. Then a
certain Bandit with a brown robe and a white spear grabbed their attention.
"Gentlemen! Where do ya think you're goin'?!" Xoshi, White Rose, and
Leif stopped. They looked at Labyrit, being a bit confused. Labyrit pointed his
spear to his giant rock. "Don't you wanna take on Labyrit's Elaborate
Labyrinth?"
"What?" Xoshi asked. Labyrit laughed again.
"Labyrit's the name. If you wanna take on one of my
elaborate labyrinths, now's the time."
"Uh," Xoshi said.
Xoshi, Beel said.
Huh?
Show him your pass and say you'll take the hard one.
Why?
When I was possessing the Princess Shokora doll, this
man made me undergo his most difficult labyrinth. Had I have known then what I
know now, I wouldn't be asking you to do this, but please... It's something
I've been meaning to do for quite some time now.
Ohh... Xoshi thought. So it turns out there
are some things in the past not even YOU can leave behind, huh?
You could say that.
Alright, I'll do it.
Thank you.
"White Rose, Leif," Xoshi said. His two
partners turned to him. "You guys go on ahead. I'll catch up to you."
"Sir Xoshi, you're not actually considering
accepting this man's challenge, are you?" White Rose asked.
"Sorry, but I have to," the brown Yo'ster
replied. "Just remember, one of them's a bug and the other one's a little
boy."
"Alright, Xoshi," Leif said. "Good
luck."
"You, too," Xoshi replied. Labyrit watched as
the knight and the Viking walked away and the brown Yoshi approached him. Xoshi
held out his fist. Catching on, Labyrit placed his hand beneath it. Then the Yoshi
popped his pass out from between his fingers. Labyrit looked disappointed, but
he lightened up after hearing what he had to say. "The hard one,
please," said the Yo'ster.
"Excellent choice, sir," Labyrit responded.
"Good luck!"
The brown Bandit watched as the Yoshi walked up to the
large doorway in the giant rock. He gave off another one of his trademark
smirks. You're gonna need it...
When Xoshi entered the cave, he found himself walking
down a stone hallway with strange glowing rocks on ledges coming out of the
walls keeping it alight. Those things fascinated the brown Yo'ster. What are
those? he asked Beel.
Sun stones, Beel answered. Only people with
earth-elemental powers can create them.
Xoshi gasped. That Bandit has earth-elemental
powers??
Well, sort of...
Xoshi continued walking until he reached a room in this
crazy maze. It had three doorways at the end of it. Okay, Beel, the
Yo'ster thought, just tell me what to do...
Alright...
Chogun and Davey
were seeing quite a few strange things while wading through Carnival Alley.
Mostly what they saw were Goombas jolting at the sight of them and jumping
back. One of them was so startled, he started choking on his cotton candy.
"I'd say we had a stronger impression on them than
we thought," Davey commented.
"Indeed," Chogun agreed. "Now what was it
he said? A man with a purple headband?"
"With gold stars and moons on it," Davey
added.
"Where are we going to find a person like
that?" Chogun asked. The two men started turning their heads everywhere
and scanning every last inch of the place. They saw a psychic, a funhouse, a
haunted house, a balloon stand, a man that drew caricatures, and a booth that
sold giant cookies, but no Chirinu. "Ugh," Chogun groaned.
"We'll never find him at this rate."
"Hmm..." Davey looked ahead of him. He could
see that beyond all these strange booths and games, and right in front of the
forest that Carnival Alley was built near was a small man behind a table. Its
cloth seemed to resemble the man's headband. "By any chance," Davey
said, "could that be him over there?"
Chogun started looking in the direction that Davey was.
Once he saw it, he could feel his heart do a back flip. "Yes! Yes! That
must be him!!" the bug cheered. "Come, David, we haven't a moment to
lose!!"
The bug ran off. Shortly afterwards, the boy began to
follow. Both of the men were running rather quickly. As they ran, blurs of red,
white, gold, and other swirling colors flew past them. Then it just became
green. They were out of the attractions of Carnival Alley and into the grassy
field surrounding it. Every step took them closer to Chirinu. Once they were
finally but a few feet away from him, Chogun skidded to a halt. Davey did the
same, but only because his friend had done so. "Chogun, what's wrong?"
he said. Chogun was shaking and sweating. Slowly, he extended one arm and
pointed with one of its three fingers. Davey took a look. He noticed the man
was actually wearing his headband over his eyes. "So, he's blindfolded. So
what?"
"D... Dog..." he choked. Davey looked again.
It turned out the man that was wearing that odd headband was a creature with
fangs and orange fur. Chirinu was a Chow.
"Problem, gentlemen?" Chirinu said.
"Um, no, it's nothing," Davey reassured. He
turned and walked closer to his bug of a companion. "Chak, get a hold of
yourself," he said. "I know he's a dog, but our salvation rests in
his hands."
"I...hate...dogs," Chogun rasped.
"Please, Chak," Davey pleaded, "just this
once, don't let your fears get the best of you."
Chogun quivered for a few seconds more. With a great
amount of difficulty, he closed his eyes and swallowed hard.
"A-Alright," he said. Davey nodded to him and started walking towards
Chirinu. Chogun slowly followed him.
"Sorry about that, sir," Davey said.
"'Tis no trouble," Chirinu replied.
"Anyway, would you by any chance be Chirinu?"
"Yes, that would be me."
"That's good," Davey said. "I am David,
and this is my friend, Chak, but we are more commonly known as...Davey and
Chogun..." Davey shuddered a bit and looked down.
"Nice to meet you," Chirinu said.
"Yes," Davey said. He picked his head up again
and looked at the dog. "Anyway, we need your help," he said. "A
little while ago, this green goop came by and transformed us. Ever since,
Chak's been this bug-like creature, and I've been a little boy. Can you help
us?"
"Well, that depends," Chirinu stated. "I
don't do anything for anyone, you know. My services come with a price."
"I suspected as much," Davey replied. He
started to reach into his pocket. "How much is it?"
"You need to give me a doll," Chirinu
clarified. Davey stopped reaching into his pocket. He gave the dog a blank
stare. "But it can't be just any doll. It has to be one with a nice,
distinct flavor; one that I've never licked before."
There was a long pause. Davey stared at Chirinu even
more. "Pardon me, good sir, but did I hear you correctly? Did you just
say-"
"-That I wanted a doll with a nice, distinct
flavor? Yes, that's exactly what I said," Chirinu elaborated. "Oh,
and you can't show it to me, either."
There was another pause. Davey started shifting his eyes
around. "Okay," he said. "We'll be back in a second." He
turned around and began to walk away from the dog. Then he looked behind him
and noticed that Chogun was still standing there, shaking. "Well?!"
he blurted. "Come on! We don't have all day!!"
Chogun snapped out of it. "What?!"
"Come on, Chak, let's go," Davey said.
Chogun slowly began to follow. "Where are we
going?" he asked.
"We're going to get a doll."
Chogun suddenly became very confused. "A doll??
What for?"
Davey looked slightly annoyed. "Weren't you
listening?"
"Sorry, but I wasn't."
Davey groaned. He continued walking back to Carnival
Alley, all the while explaining everything to his companion...
Xoshi came across
a room with three doorways in it. He took the left one and started running down
its hallway. Like the last one, this one led to another room with three
doorways in it. This time, he took the one in the middle. Another hallway,
another set of three doors. He took the one on the right, and the process
repeated. Once he came across another set of three doors, he took the one on
the left. Once again, he began running down a stone hallway.
You sure about this, Beel?
Trust me.
Alright...
White Rose and Leif were wandering through the various
attractions of Carnival Alley, making sure there was nothing their eyes didn't
see, but the two people they were looking for didn't seem to be anywhere in
sight.
"This may very well prove to be rather difficult,"
Leif pointed out.
"Yes," White Rose agreed. "Perhaps we
should ask around?"
"Yes," said Leif. The duo approached the only
four people close enough. The four of them were all Goombas clad in Shy
Guy-like outfits. One of them had a big, white mustache hanging from his mask.
The quartet looked as though they had just seen a ghost.
"Excuse us," White Rose said. This woke them
up. They all jolted and faced this duo that had approached them. "We're
looking for a bug man and a young boy. Would you happen to have seen anything
of the like?"
"Chogun and Davey??" said the one with a
mustache. "What would you wanna do with those two jerks?!"
"Excuse me?" Leif said quizzically.
"We used to work for someone who would keep an
entire town under his control by forcing its people to watch really boring
plays, starring us," the Goomba explained. "Apparently, four guys
didn't like this, so they stormed our fortress and kicked the crap out of
us." The other three Shy Guy-like Goombas started nodding. "Two of
them were those two guys you're looking for. They're here right now! But I'd
stay away from'em if I were you; they're dangerous!"
"Which way did they go?" White Rose asked.
"That way." The mustachioed Goomba pointed to
a Chow in the distance. "But I'm tellin' ya, you'd better stay away
from'em."
"Thank you for the information," White Rose
said. "Good day." The knight began to walk away, but the Viking
stayed behind. The Goomba with the mustache was a little perplexed by this.
"Where's he going?!" he asked Leif.
"Didn't I just tell him they were too dangerous??"
"We need their help," Leif answered.
"WHAT??"
"It's a long story," the Viking said.
"Now, you say you starred in these uninteresting plays?"
"That's right," the Goomba said. "Not
anymore, though."
"Out of curiosity, who did you play?" the
Viking asked.
"Me? I played the Shy King."
"But I don't think the Shy King had a
mustache," Leif elicited. "I doubt he'd be pleased with your
portrayal of him."
"Yeah, well, the plays were never really historically
accurate to begin with anyway," the Goomba replied. "Besides, they
say he's dead now. What difference does it make?"
"A minute one, perhaps," the Viking mused.
"Well, I must be going now. Take care."
"Alright, see ya." Leif began to saunter away
from the four Goombas. They watched him do so for one second. "I tell
ya," said the Goomba dressed like the Shy King, "things just aren't
the way they used to be..."
At this point in time, White Rose had gotten to wrapping
up the short discussion between him and Chirinu. "So that's it then?"
he asked. Chirinu nodded. "Alright." White Rose turned around. He saw
Leif walking towards him. "You arrive at last," he said.
"Sorry," Leif exclaimed. "They seemed
like such interesting folk. As a result, we conversed for a bit, as you can
see."
"Hm, yes," White Rose stated. "Anyway,
according to this man, here..." White Rose gestured to Chirinu behind him.
"...The two people we're to meet, Chogun and Davey, plan on returning to
this very location momentarily."
"So all we have to do is wait," Leif reasoned.
"Exactly," White Rose said.
"Alright then." Leif walked to White Rose's
left side and turned around, folding his arms. That way, the two of him and his
teammate looked as though they were acting as Chirinu's bodyguards.
"Say," Leif said, "I wonder what our friend, Xoshi, is doing
right now..."
At that moment,
Xoshi was still journeying through Labyrit's Elaborate Labyrinth. He had just
entered the doorway on the right, so he had just run through another hallway.
Again, this led him to three doorways. He stopped and looked at them.
You say this is the last one? Xoshi asked.
Yes, Beel answered. You know which one to
take, right?
Right.
Go for it...
Xoshi nodded and made his decision. He picked one of the
three doorways and started running down it. Soon, he'd be able to see the
outcome of all this...
Meanwhile, outside of the giant rock, Labyrit was still
waiting for Xoshi. "That Yoshi's got 15 more minutes," the Bandit
said to himself. "Yup... He's hopeless. As a matter of fact, he should be
in front of the six doors by now. That's where all the lousy applicants wind
up." Labyrit chuckled to himself sadistically. "Fifteen more minutes
and he'll-"
"-Ahem."
"AUGH!!!" Labyrit jumped a few feet into the
air. He landed and turned around. The Bandit nearly had a heart attack. He
clutched at his chest and gave an unblinking stare to who had snuck up on him.
It was none other than Xoshi with his palm held out as though expecting to be
given something. "YOU!!" Labyrit practically screamed. "H-H-How
did you do it?? How did you conquer my labyrinth??"
"Easy," the brown Yo'ster said. "All I
had to do was keep going left, straight, right, left, straight, right."
"But... But..." the Bandit stammered. Droplets
of sweat were flying off of his forehead. "No one's EVER done it before!
EVER!!" The Bandit started looking shifty-eyed. He lowered his tone a
little. "Well, actually, there was ONE person who came pretty close. Her
name was-"
"-Princess Shokora?"
"Yeah, that was it. I-" The Bandit stopped
himself. He felt as though his heart froze. He started staring at Xoshi in pure
disbelief with his eyes twitching. "I... You... That's..." the Bandit
stammered. Finally, he got a hold of himself. "Just who are you,
anyway?!"
"Xoshi." The Yo'ster said this as though he
were a celebrity. He was still holding his palm out. "I believe you have
something for me?"
"But... You're... That's not..." Labyrit took
a good look at Xoshi's face. It was very smug and uncaring. His hand made a
beckoning movement. The Bandit groaned. With his hand shaking and his teeth
gritted, he pulled something out of his right sleeve, acting as though it were
covered in something semi-liquid and unpleasant. He slammed it into Xoshi's
hand disgustedly. "Go on, take it," he hissed. "Now get out of
my sight..."
Still with an overtly confident look on his face, Xoshi
closed the item in his hand and strutted away from the infuriated Bandit. He
walked past a group of Goombas that were all dressed like Super Mushrooms. They
stared at him with their mouths agape. They couldn't help but voice their
amazement.
"Did you see that?"
"He beat the hard one!"
"He got the pendant!"
"He's amazing!!"
"Who is that guy??..."
Watching that Yo'ster strut away and hearing what the
people were saying about him only got Labyrit to learn to loathe even more the
first person to have ever made HIM the victim. Both of his hands were clenched
around his spear and were squirming. It was as though they were trying to
strangle the weapon. "Oh, he'll pay for this humiliation," the Bandit
growled to himself. "Someday, I'll show him a REAL elaborate labyrinth...
And I'll have my pendant back..."
Xoshi was back amidst all the other attractions of
Carnival Alley. While walking around, he opened up his right hand. Inside, he
saw the nice and shiny Penta Pendant. No doubt, it was worth something, but
that wasn't necessarily what made Xoshi's eyes bug out. He suddenly stopped
walking. He couldn't stop staring at what he had won.
What is it, Xoshi? Beel inquired.
This pendant, Xoshi thought, it was in my
dream.
Your dream?
Yes, Xoshi said. Thus he began to tell the Star
Warrior in his head of the strange dream he had on two consecutive occasions...
Elsewhere, Chogun and Davey were walking around Carnival
Alley, searching for something. Chogun was doing this at a slower rate than
Davey was. In a way, it irritated the boy.
"Dogs," Chogun shivered, "I tell you,
they're no good!!"
"Chak, please," Davey said. "How are we
supposed to find a doll if you keep going on about that?"
"They're no good," Chogun grumbled. Davey
sighed. The duo continued walking. Then they heard someone yelling about
something and they stopped.
"Calling all sharpshooters!! This is the game for
you! If you think you're handy with a gun, then come on down! Make today your
lucky day!"
Chogun and Davey saw that the man yelling was a Bandit
in a pink, regular-sized robe. There was a big, curly, dark brown mustache on
his mask and he was standing behind a counter beneath a stand of some sort. To
its right was a small, tent-like structure that was striped red and white.
"Sharpshooters, did he say?" Davey said. "I wonder if he's got
any dolls on him?"
"Who knows?" Chogun said. The two of him and
Davey meandered up to the bandit with the mustache. Immediately, he could tell
his yelling had come to pay off.
"Hey, fellas," he said. "Looking to try
your luck?
"Yes, actually," Davey said. "You
wouldn't happen to give out dolls as prizes, would you?"
"And how." The Bandit gestured behind him.
Behind the counter of the stand was what appeared to be a whole mountain of
stuffed dolls, each of them coming in all shapes and sizes. Chogun and Davey's
eyes lit up at the sight.
"Jackpot," Chogun hissed excitedly.
"So, how 'bout it?" the Bandit asked.
"Which one of you's up to the challenge?"
"I am," Davey said.
The Bandit chuckled. "Alright, little fella, you're
up." Davey rolled his eyes. "Ten coins, please." Davey paid the
price. The Bandit reached behind him and pulled out a fancy-looking, bulky,
hi-tech gun. After grabbing the gun with his right hand, Davey noticed it was
just a toy. "Take this, too." The Bandit handed him what looked to be
a circular red light stuck to an assortment of black belts. Davey strapped it
onto his chest like a vest. "In that tent, your enemies will be wanting
just as much a piece of you, as you do them, so watch out! Don't get hit three
times!" the Bandit explained. "Now, as soon as those pesky Bandits
start attacking ya, you just shoot'em, alright?"
"Got it," Davey replied as he twirled the gun
around his forefinger and snapped it into the correct position.
The Bandit behind the counter raised an eyebrow at him,
but was able to quickly shrug it off. "You ready?"
"Ready."
"Alright then," he Bandit said. He pointed to
his right. "Now go! And make sure you can get ten of'em!!"
Davey nodded. He ran off and disappeared into the tent.
He was more than ready to take on the trials that lied within...
Davey was surprised by what he found out was inside the
tent. There was a maze inside this thing. Everything in it was chrome. As he
looked around, he took all this in along with the blue lights keeping the place
illuminated. Still caught up in his interest in the vicinity, Davey kept
observing his surroundings. It nearly cost him.
Suddenly, a silver Bandit leapt out from behind one of
the metallic walls. Like David, he had a vest and a gun. Davey saw this new
enemy out of the corner of his eye and thought quickly. He jumped to the right
and landed his back against the nearest wall, causing the Bandit to fire at
nothing in particular. He was confused, then terrified. Davey pointed his
pistol at his vest and fired. TSSEEWW!! Once he pulled the trigger, the red
light on the Bandit's chest started blinking. He flailed his arms as though he
were in complete agony, and then he disappeared. The way he did so made him
resemble the image on a TV being turned off. Davey raised one eyebrow at this.
"I guess they're not normal Bandits," he mused. The surprised boy got
himself off of the wall, took a turn, and started heading on into the maze...
So far, all that was going on for him was just the act
of being sandwiched between two of the chrome walls. Then he heard the
shuffling of some feet behind him. He turned around. As he did so, just by
seeing a hint of silver with his peripheral vision, he could tell what he had
to do. TSEEW!! The enemy's attack did no good, for Davey had voluntarily fallen
onto his back. No sooner than when he did so did he make his retaliation.
TSEEWW!! The boy had made another victim. He hopped right back onto his feet,
turned around, and continued running through the place.
A turn to the right and he was at an intersection in the
chrome vicinity. He could either go left or right. Neither turned out to be a
good option. One silver Bandit leapt out from both of them, each of them with
their teeth clenched and their guns pointed to the young boy. Davey thought
this was too easy. He ducked and the Bandits fired. TSSEEWW!! The impudent
gunmen had fired at each other, causing both of them to vanish. Having survived
another danger, Davey got back up and turned to the right.
After taking a few turns here and there, Davey found the
maze had taken him to a wide open area. The place had become less of a maze and
more of a field filled with chrome walls of varying shapes and heights. Davey
knew somehow that this spelled trouble. Then TSSEEWW!! This time, he found he
was the one whose red light started flashing. He turned around and saw two more
Bandits were wanting a piece of him. Immediately, he fired at the one at the
right. Another one had disappeared. He turned to the other one who ducked
behind one of the miniature walls. Davey watched and waited. Then he saw two
eyes and a gun poke out from behind the wall. TSEW! TSEW! TSEW!! Davey just
jumped sideways in order to avoid the blasts. He saw the Bandit duck behind the
wall again. The Bandit waited a few seconds, hearing his opponent's footsteps
beginning to draw closer to him all the while. He made his countdown, decided
the time was right, and he jumped up again. He pointed his pistol at Davey with
unsuccessful results. TSSEWW!! The Bandit had been hit. He clutched at the
light on his chest in pain and he vanished.
"These guys are a joke," Davey muttered to
himself. "I wonder who's gonna try me next?" Davey heard more
shuffling feet. He turned around and found three silver Bandits had entered the
room. They all had their guns pointed at him. Davey smirked. "So you're
next." The Bandits all took aim and fired. TSEW! TSEW! TSEW! Davey avoided
the assaults by taking a dive and rolling on his side. The minute he was
anywhere close to back on his feet, the Bandits had already begun to run. They
were circling him and keeping their eyes on him. Davey decided to take the easy
one down first. Before the one at 11:00 could get his gun back up, Davey fired.
TSEWW!! Another one winced and vanished. The boy's ears picked up some clicking
from behind him. Almost instinctively, he pointed the gun over his right
shoulder and fired. TSEWW!! The next thing the shrunken man knew, a silver
Bandit had just flown right over his head. His eyes were clenched shut and he
was clutching at his light as though it were his heart. The boy cocked an
eyebrow at him upon seeing him sprawling across the ground. He stared for a
split-second. Then the Bandit opened one eye, grinned, and TSEWW!! For the
second time, Davey's light was the one that went off. "Damn it!!" he
cursed. Confused, he looked behind him. He had just missed another Bandit disappearing.
Once he heard running, he woke up, and spun around with his gun held out. BAM!!
The Bandit that had gotten him earlier went sprawling again. Apparently, he had
just accidentally whalloped him in the side of the head with his gun. Again,
the boy was confused, but he merely shrugged it off. For the ninth time, he
aimed, fired, and won. TSEWW! "Hmph," Davey grunted after witnessing
the last writhing Bandit dematerialize. "One more left..." He began
to scan the room with his gun twirling around his right index finger. Then...
WHAM!! This time, Davey was the one sprawling, but
someone was on top of him. Once the spinning came to a stop, the boy was on his
back and he was staring into the grinning face of a particularly insane silver
Bandit. This final enemy jammed two guns in front of Davey's light. It confused
the child at first, but then he realized his situation. The Bandit had an extra
devilish smirk on his face when SPLAT!! A wad of phlegm landed in his eyes. The
shocked Bandit flew off of the boy's chest, dropped the guns, and proceeded in
desperately rubbing the gunk out of his eyes. Davey took his turn to smirk.
"It takes more than just two eyes and a finger to
be a sharpshooter," he remarked. By the time the Bandit had regained his
vision, he was squinting at his opponent's triumphant face. He looked shocked
for a second and TSSEEWW!! He had come to suffer the same fate his other nine
brethren had. The light flashed and he winced as though he had become
electrocuted. The last thing he saw was Davey's smirk...then his perplexed
look. The Bandit had given him another mischievous grin. Then he vanished...
TAH-DAHHH!! The victory music started up and Davey was
being showered with confetti and balloons. However, he remained confused. He
was still staring at where that last Bandit had disappeared. Thoughts ran
through his head for a second. Then he just scoffed. "Bandits wanting a
piece of me," he said quietly. "He wasn't lying..." The young
boy continued to let the colorful things fall on him. Then he began finding his
way out...
At this point in
time, Xoshi was still wandering around Carnival Alley. The Penta Pendant was
still in his hands and another conversation had been wrapped up between him and
Beel.
So, with Leif and this pendant, the dream is finally
gradually coming true, Beel commented.
I guess, Xoshi thought. He started turning his
head everywhere again. Speaking of which, where did Leif go? And White Rose?
And, more importantly, where are the other two?
Hmm...
"...And ever
since, I've been terrified by dogs..."
Chogun was
finished with his anecdote. The Bandit with the mustache nodded with his head
being held up by one leaning fist. "Doesn't sound too pleasant," he
commented.
"Indeed..." A few seconds later, a young boy
had exited the mustachioed Bandit's tent. Davey was back in their presence.
Both Chogun and Davey were excited.
"Well done, son!" the Bandit congratulated.
"Was it scary?"
"Not really," Davey stated, handing the gun
and vest back to the man.
The Bandit laughed. He took Davey's gear and put it
away. "That's good to hear. Well, son, go ahead..." The Bandit
gestured at all the dolls behind him. "Take your pick. You've earned
it..."
"Hmm..." Davey held his chin between his thumb
and forefinger. He could see there were numerous dolls to choose from, but the
majority of them were just stuffed Goombas, Koopa Troopas, and Spinies. Only a
few of them appeared to be more exotic, like the devil or the cactus. However,
only one of them really caught Davey's eye. He pointed to it. "That
one."
"Ah, that one..." The Bandit started staring
at it. He seemed to be greatly interested in it for some reason. This puzzled
Chogun and Davey. He walked over to it and picked it up. It was a wooden doll
that vaguely resembled a young woman. Strangely enough, there were scorch marks
all over her purple dress and half of her head looked as though it had been
burned off. "She caused us a bit of trouble, she did," the Bandit
elicited. "All that death and destruction... Fortunately, we weren't the
ones she was after..." Chogun and Davey began to look even more confused.
"Then, years later, this doll comes to life and..." The Bandit's two
customers suddenly began to look very shocked and disturbed. The Bandit noticed
this and snapped out of it as though he was just having a dream. "Sorry
about that. Didn't mean to reminisce." The Bandit handed the doll over to
Davey. "Her name's Princess Shokora," he said. "Take good care
of her, now."
"Thank you," Davey replied. "We'll see
you later."
"See ya!" The Bandit smiled and waved to his
two customers as they took their leave of him. He watched them walk away from
his stand for a few seconds. Then he started holding his head up with his fist
again. A distant look was on his face. "That woman," he said,
"so troublesome..."
Near the edge of the woods, White Rose and Leif were
continuing to wait. More specifically, White Rose was on the lookout while Leif
was conversing with Chirinu.
"But in order for the spell to work right, I have
to put the doll on my head," Chirinu explained.
"Hm, I see," Leif said.
What a strange fellow, the Viking thought.
"Anyway, those two guys had better come back
soon," Chirinu exclaimed. "I'm anxious to try a new doll."
"Yes."
"In fact," Chirinu added while catching a
glimpse of White Rose putting a hand over his eyes so he could see ahead of
himself better, "I think they're coming back right now..."
"I tell you, David, this shall be a day to
remember!" Indeed, Chirinu's latest two customers, Chogun and Davey were
close by. They were both walking towards the stand with looks of excitement
upon their faces, especially Chogun.
"I know," Davey agreed.
"We'll be back to normal and back to treasure
hunting before the day is out!" the bug man said. The two men smiled for a
second more. Then they noticed that two people were with Chirinu. They kind of
looked as though they were waiting in line. "One of them has an ugly face
and the other one's a fish?" Chogun guessed.
"Who knows," Davey chided.
"Good afternoon, gentlemen," White Rose said
as he bowed his head to them a bit. "Might you be Chogun and Davey?"
"Yes, that's us," Chogun replied. Davey had
one of his hands massaging his eyelids in disgust.
"I am White Rose, and this is Leif," the
knight went on, gesturing to the Viking in the process. Leif waved a little in
response. "We have a friend named Xoshi," White Rose continued.
"He has something important to give you."
"Im... Important?" Chogun stammered.
"What could it be, I wonder?"
"Well, whatever it is," Davey interjected,
"can it wait? We've kind of been meaning to do this for a few days
now."
White Rose nodded. "Of course. Do what you
will."
"Thank you." With that, Davey began to
approach the blindfolded Chirinu. It didn't take him long to notice that Chogun
was lagging behind. He looked behind him and gestured for the man to hurry it
up. With cold sweat pouring all over his body, he began to shuffle forward.
Once the two men were right in front of the dog, he began to speak.
"You have the doll?" he asked.
"Right here," Davey proclaimed. He whipped out
the doll and handed it to the canine. Chirinu began to examine it. Chogun,
Davey, White Rose, and Leif watched as this man bobbed the doll up and down,
flipped it this way and that, and even shook it as though it were a present.
Finally, he held it right in front of his mouth. His long, moist, floppy tongue
popped out of his mouth. The dog's four customers were anxious. At last,
Chirinu's tongue landed on the doll's side. He slid it up the thing as though
he were painting it. SLLURRPP!! He popped his tongue back into his mouth and he
began smacking his lips. He handed the doll back to Davey. "Well?"
the boy said.
"I THOUGHT it tasted familiar." Chogun, Davey,
and Leif's eyes bugged out and their jaws dropped. White Rose just furled his
brow.
"But...but...but..." Davey stuttered as he
resumed holding the doll, albeit with shaking hands.
"Sorry. Try again."
Chogun, Davey, and Leif remained standing with shocked
looks on their faces. The few seconds of silence were broken by White Rose
stepping forward. "Come on," he said, "we'll help you get
another one."
The other three were still a bit busy wallowing in their
disbelief, Chogun and Davey especially. Finally, Davey just said,
"Alright." With that, the four men began to walk away from Chirinu's
stand and back to the rest of Carnival Alley...
Not too far away, Xoshi was still walking around,
looking for his companions. He was looking a bit frustrated. "Stupid place
has to be so stupid big and full of stupid Goombas," he grumbled.
Don't despair, Xoshi, Beel chimed in. Look...
Xoshi stopped and looked ahead of him. Out there in the
middle of the grassy field between Carnival Alley and the forest were White
Rose and Leif along with two people that seemed to match the description of who
he was looking for. "Well, I'll be..."
"What'd I tell ya?" Chogun griped. "Never
trust dogs."
"Yes, Chak, I know," Davey said irritably.
Suddenly, both White Rose and Leif stopped and waved. Confused for a second,
Chogun and Davey stopped and looked ahead of them. A brown Yo'ster was
approaching them.
"Xoshi, sir," Leif said, "it's good to
see you again. Did you beat that man's labyrinth?"
"And how," the Yo'ster snickered. He pulled
out the Penta Pendant and dangled it in front of him for all to see. They all seemed
very intrigued by it.
"That must be worth a pretty penny," Chogun
commented.
Leif just stared at it thoroughly and rubbed his chin.
"Hmm..."
Davey ended the admiration of the pendant early.
"So, you're Xoshi?" he asked.
"Yes, I am," the brown reptile replied. He put
the Penta Pendant away.
"Your friends, here, tell us you have something
important to give us."
"That's right." Xoshi suddenly took out two
wands, one with a grey jewel, the other with a dark grey jewel. The former was
in his left hand, and the latter in his right. Chogun and Davey stared at them
in admiration. "The Energy Wand and the Time Wand," Xoshi clarified,
"you'll be needing them."
"What for?" Davey asked.
"Well," Xoshi responded, "as hard as this
is to believe...there's something out there. It's called the oncoming evil.
It's threatening the fate of the world. Only seven people with seven wands can
stop it."
Chogun and Davey looked wide-eyed. Their gazes kept
alternating between Xoshi's eyes and the wands he was holding. "So,"
Chogun started, "what you're saying..."
"If you don't believe him..." Leif was the one
who was talking. The two of him and White Rose had taken out their red and
green wands. Chogun and Davey looked at them in awe. "Just take the wands.
You'll know they're truly from the Star Spirits themselves. Believe me, I
know..."
Chogun and Davey exchanged confused looks. "So
fast," Chogun said quietly.
"I know," Davey quietly said back to him,
"but, for now, let's just play along..."
The two men faced Xoshi once more. They reached out and
took the wands. Chogun took the Energy Wand and Davey took the Time Wand. They
couldn't feel anything at first, but that changed dramatically in just one
second. For the third and fourth time, a vigorous spiral of energy could suddenly
be felt. Chogun and Davey could feel extremely surprised as they felt this
sensation emanating throughout their bodies. A few seconds later, the feeling
disappeared, but remained tingling. They were both still very surprised.
"That... That's unbelievable," Chogun breathed.
"My...goodness..." Davey rasped.
"I know this sounds crazy," Xoshi said,
"but we need you..." The two new wand-wielders were speechless. They
looked into Xoshi's pleading eyes. They saw White Rose and Leif nodding to
them. Then they saw each other's unsure facial expressions.
"Well..." Davey said. "We'll think about
it. Right now, though, we kind of have to find a doll."
"You do?" Xoshi asked.
"Yeah, so if you'll excuse us-"
"-You mean like this one?" Chogun and Davey
couldn't believe their eyes. The next thing this Yoshi had in the palm of his
hand was exactly what they needed: a doll, and it was a rather exotic-looking
one at that. Chogun seemed to think so.
"D... Dog..."
"This is perfect!!" Davey exclaimed.
"Would you mind if we borrowed it?? Please?"
Xoshi smiled. "Sure, go ahead."
"Yes! Thank you." Davey took the Belome doll.
Soon, he had the thing locked in his right arm and he was facing the opposite
direction. "Alright," he said, "back to Chirinu!!..."
Business was slow back at Chirinu's stand. The last
thing he could hear was footsteps reproaching him. Even without eyesight, he
could tell he was alone again. "Another great day," he grumbled.
However, that was when he heard it: footsteps coming towards him. The dog man
perked up. "Wow, fourth time today," he chirped. "My lucky star
must be shining today..."
Xoshi, Chogun, Davey, White Rose, and Leif approached
Chirinu. The man was up and ready for business. "Got another doll for
me?" he inquired.
"As a matter of fact, we do," Davey replied.
He took out the Belome doll and handed it to the furry man. Chirinu took it
without hesitating. Somehow, just by holding it in his hands, he could tell
there was something special about this doll. Davey could see this and he smirked.
White Rose and Leif seemed to be just as smug in their own ways. Chogun, on the
other hand was just sweating, and Xoshi was just confused.
"What's going on?" Xoshi asked, leaning
towards Leif.
"Long story," the Viking replied.
Like he did with the other one, Chirinu bobbed the doll
up and down, turned it left and right, and shook it. Once he was ready, his
tongue was out again and his five customers were watching him intently. His
slobbery appendage landed on the side of the doll. This time, making it slide
upward was a much slower process than usual. Seeing him drag this on as though
he were savoring a stack of ice cream made even Davey, White Rose, and Leif
start to sweat. As he did before, once this was over, Chirinu started smacking
his lips. Even this had to be a long process. Finally, the dog stopped. He
paused for one second. Then he grinned. "Perfect." White Rose and
Leif's faces lit up, although Chogun and Davey were evidently even more
excited. "This is just the doll I've been looking for," Chirinu
announced. "A doll with a nice, distinct flavor. Why, I've never had
anything like it in my life."
"So... Does that mean..." Davey said.
Chirinu nodded. "That's right." He placed the
Belome doll so it was sitting right on top of his head. "I'm going to
return you to normal now!" Chogun and Davey pumped their arms in victory.
"You three, though," the dog said to Xoshi, White Rose, and Leif,
"just stand back." The three guys nodded and took a few steps away
from Chogun and Davey. "Alright then." Chirinu held his hands up
dramatically. "Here we go!!"
The lights display began. Before long, the six people
found that they were surrounded by little specks of golden glitter. The little
things were swirling around them like a tornado. Gradually, they got bigger and
more plentiful, revealing themselves to be golden stars and moons, just like
the ones on Chirinu's headband. The more this process continued on, the less
Chirinu's five customers could see what was behind this maelstrom of magic.
Then, by making a flicking movement with his wrists, Chirinu was able to make
the golden stars and moons fly high up into the sky like a laser beam. His five
visitors shot their heads up to watch. For a second, there was nothing. Then
they could see something green flying around up there. Did the magic change
color?...
ZING!! The golden things shot downward just as
dramatically as they did before. They did so in two beams. At this point,
Chirinu had two masses of stars and moons swirling around his upraised hands.
He turned his two hands into claw shapes and aimed them at Chogun and Davey,
both of which were so eager, they were practically moments away from beginning
to drool. The golden shapes surrounding Chirinu's hands were getting brighter
and brighter. It wouldn't be long until this spell was complete. Then...
BBLLLOORRRPP! A gigantic worm of green ooze came
crashing down from the sky. Chirinu couldn't see it, but it was in plain view
of Xoshi, Chogun, Davey, White Rose, and Leif. All five of them were utterly
shocked. It looked as though the ooze had just dove right into the doll on top
of Chirinu's head like a ghost going through a wall. Once all the slime was
packed into the doll, it started glowing white just like Chirinu's stars and
moons were. Was this part of the spell?
What happened next practically answered their question.
The mass of white light sitting atop Chirinu's head began to grow bigger. This
caused the magic swirling around the dog's hands to dissipate. He was wondering
why it had suddenly become so difficult to sit up straight.
"What the heck?" Xoshi uttered. He was just as
confused as anyone else. Then they were horrified. Nothing could have prepared
them for what happened next.
"UGH-"
-KKRRNNCHH!! The mass of white light became too big. In
a mess of red, it had commenced standing atop a pile of guts. Chirinu was dead.
Once the light faded, everyone could make out an oversized, strange-looking,
dog-like creature with four eyes, red marks all over its body, and a long,
floppy tongue hanging out of its mouth. What Xoshi, White Rose, and Leif saw
was a monster. Chogun saw a dog. Davey saw something that was sitting on top of
a bloody blindfold. While Chogun was shaking with terror, Davey was shaking
with rage.
"Magikoopas, moles, storks, Bandits..." the
creature mumbled. "Wow! What have I been doing these past few days?!"
Davey's quaking knuckles were beginning to turn white.
He was glaring at the creature with pure hatred. "You stupid, big, fat,
idiotic MONSTER!!" he yelled. "Have you any idea what you've just
DONE?!"
"Now, now, little boy, you mustn't speak to your
elders that way!" the creature said. This, of course, just turned Davey's
face even more red. "By the way... I'm Belome! And I'm...hungry..."
"Be... Belome??" Xoshi stammered.
"Sir Xoshi, you know this fiend?" White Rose
asked.
"Well, sort of..."
"You bastard," Davey snarled. Swiftly, he
grabbed his gun and jammed it into the new Belome's face. "I'LL KILL
YOU!!"
WHAP!! With one strong, bear-like arm, Belome was able
to swat the laser pistol out of the boy's hands, injuring his wrists at the
same time. The gun went flying into the woods. Davey was horrified.
"Naughty, naughty," Belome chided. "Didn't mama ever tell you
not to point guns at the dinner table?" Davey just growled at the monster.
Belome paid it little mind. He appeared to be more interested in how there was
a Yoshi entering a fighting stance, a white knight drawing his sword, and a
Viking drawing his mace. "Hmm..." the monster said, looking at each
of them. "Eenie, meenie, minie..." He looked at the trembling, beyond
terrified Chogun. "YOU!!"
Chogun gasped. He sounded like he just died. The monster
took a step towards him. This enraged Davey even further. "DON'T YOU
DARE-"
-SLLURRPP!! Too late. Just like that, Belome had wrapped
Chogun up with his tremendous tongue and swallowed him in one gulp. Everyone
stared at him as he rubbed his stomach in satisfaction. "Mmm!
Bug-tastic!"
WHAM!! Davey tackled the beast, pinned him to the
ground, and commenced beating his face in with his fists. "You stupid,
ugly, no good, freaking, tub of-" -WHAP! Belome swatted the boy off of him
with one good punch. Soon enough, he was back on his feet, brushing himself
off.
"So, it's a fight you want, eh?" Belome
remarked. "Well then, bring it on! I've always enjoyed a little
roughhousing before dinner!"
Xoshi, White Rose, and Leif had all entered some
imposing fighting stances. "Sir Davey," White Rose said, "let us
assist you in this-"
"-NO!!" Davey yelled. He was getting off the
ground, still as infuriated as ever. "He's mine..."
The three of Xoshi, White Rose, and Leif stared at what
was going on right before them. There was a little boy to their right and a
dog-like monster to their left. Both of them were looking as eager as all
get-out for this. The trio put their weapons away and took a step back. All
they could do was watch the fight unfold before them...
Davey and Belome stared each other down for a few
seconds. Then they were off. They ran towards each other with their fists
clenched. Once they were close enough, Davey tried throwing a punch at Belome's
face, but once he saw the dog lash its tongue out, he panicked and jumped away.
Belome started chasing down the boy with his tongue flopping around, sending
blobs of saliva flying. One of them landed right in front of him.
Unfortunately, he didn't see this. SLIP! The boy landed on his back, right on
top of the watery muck. Just when he was starting to feel it seep into his
clothes, the dog-like monster slammed his foot right onto his chest, knocking
the wind out of him.
"Well, little boy, it's been fun," the monster
taunted, "but now it's time to take a time-out...in my tummy!"
Davey glared at the beast and his salivating tongue. He
had nothing but anger for this creature. Damn it, he thought. If only
I had my gun!...
"Shouldn't we help him?!" Xoshi asked.
"Be patient, Sir Xoshi," White Rose replied.
"This is his battle; we can't interfere."
Xoshi swallowed hard. Come on, Davey, he thought.
Don't die!...
Belome's moist teeth were drawing closer to Davey's
head. He had to come up with something in the next two seconds. Wincing, he
thought, You sick freak... The young boy whipped out his wand and
pointed it at the monster's throat. I'm not... He called forth the
energy he felt before and concentrated with all his might. ...Gonna die
here!! BAM!! Belome went flying off of Davey's body. Smoke was coming out
of his mouth and he was coughing up a storm. Davey was holding his body up with
one hand on the damp ground. He was watching all this in disbelief. He looked
at his wand wondering about what it had just done.
"Wha-What... WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?!" Belome
spazzed.
Davey grinned at the beast. "You like that?"
The boy got up off the ground. "Then HERE'S SOME MORE FOR YOU!!"
Davey aimed the wand at the staggering Belome and started firing. Instead of
bullets or lasers, though, he was firing spheres of black energy surrounded
with purple lightning bolts. Each one kept detonating upon landing on Belome.
More and more scorch marks were showing up on his yellow body. Finally, Davey
fired a particularly big one at this guy. It enveloped his whole body, making
for one serious injury. At last, the monster stopped running around and he
collapsed on his back.
Xoshi, White Rose, and Leif had been awestricken by this
display of power, but it wasn't over yet. The young boy stomped his way over to
the downed beast and slammed one foot onto his chest, causing the enemy to
cough some more.
"I don't know who or what the heck you are,"
the boy growled, "but if you ruin my life or eat my friend, I WON'T
FORGIVE YOU!!" Davey swung his wand at the man's face once more. Belome
went wide-eyed before the storm came. BDDZZZTTT!!! A tidal wave of dark energy
tore through the monster's face. Davey let it pile up just for good measure. He
wanted little more than for this freak to suffer as much pain as possible. Once
the spell died down, he pulled his wand away to reveal a perfectly still face
with all four of its eyes closed. The boy scoffed and took his foot off of the
monster's chest. He turned around and began to walk away. Victory was his as
was a new power...
THREE DOWN
FOUR TO GO
"YEAH!! DAVEY!! YOU DID IT!!" Xoshi cheered.
Both White Rose and Leif were applauding. Davey just looked at them and
modestly scratched the back of his head. This little moment of celebration
continued on until the quartet started hearing some coughing. Everyone stopped
and looked. Belome was getting back onto his feet in spite of having been
turned into a big, charred mass of black. Xoshi, White Rose, and Leif were
dumbfounded. Davey was just horrified.
"Idiots," the monster wheezed. "Do you
really think you can kill me?! I'm not a monster... I'm a stuffed doll!!"
The three patrons of this scene were filled with shock.
Davey just started to make his fists tremble again. However, Belome wasn't done
speaking.
"If you want me, come and get me! I'll be
waiting...at Belome Rock..." With that, the dog-like creature threw his
arms up, much like how Chirinu had. Davey was about to run towards this fiend
once more when his eyes suddenly caught a hint of blue. He stopped and looked
up just as Xoshi, White Rose, and Leif had.
"What the..." Davey mused.
"AURORA FLASH!!"
Xoshi, Davey, White Rose, and Leif had become trapped
within a collection of pillars of a blinding blue light. Before they knew what
hit them, they were down. The quartet opposing Belome had suddenly lost all
consciousness and collapsed on the grass.
"Hee hee hee... See you kiddies later!" Having
finally gotten his business out of the way, the treacherous Belome turned and
ran. Xoshi, Davey, White Rose, and Leif had come all this way to Carnival
Alley. It was full of all kinds of trials and tribulations, but this was one
they just couldn't survive. The four of them had been reduced to four
unconscious people lying on the ground. It was only a matter of time until they
woke up...
Everything was
going good on Lava Lava Island. The sun was in the middle of the sky,
signifying another peaceful afternoon for the citizens of Yoshi Village.
Everyone was enjoying themselves. There wasn't a sign of conflict anywhere.
Some Yoshies were playing, others were working. Some of
them, like the chubby red Yoshi chieftain and his periwinkle partner were just
going for a walk. At the moment, those two were waltzing down a path sandwiched
between two collections of big, green trees and other jungle-oriented plants.
The periwinkle one was talking.
"...So we decided to give it to him."
"Hm. I see," the chief replied.
"Speaking of which," the periwinkle Yoshi
pondered, "I wonder what that Fyooshi is doing right now..."
BAM! WHAP! SLAM!! Two of Lava Lava Island's resident
Yoshies, a black one and a white one, were going at it with each other. The
looks on their faces were stern, but not angry. This was noticed by four other
Yoshies: a maroon one, a goldenrod one, a cerulean one, and a lime one. They
were just sitting back and watching, almost as though they were in a class.
Eventually, three other Yoshies started walking towards this scene. They consisted
of a green one, a magenta one, and a dark orange one. The dark orange one was
explaining something to the green one.
"...And this is Ebony and Ivory," Glishy said,
gesturing towards the black Yoshi and the White Yoshi respectively. "Ren
may have once had them under his control, but they're still the strongest
Yoshies here. They also like to travel."
Yoshi nodded. While the lecture between him and Glishy
was carrying on, the Yoshi chieftain and his partner were approaching Fyooshi
from behind. "How goes it, Fyooshi?" the red one said.
Fyooshi jumped. He turned around and noticed it wasn't
anyone or anything dangerous. "Me?! Uh, I'm okay," he said.
The chieftain laughed. "Fyooshi, you're so easily
scared. How do you sleep at night?"
"Um, I count raspberries," Fyooshi answered.
The chieftain laughed again. "Is that so?"
"Yeah. Uh, raspberries are my favorite..."
Two Yoshies were sparring with each other, four were
sitting and watching, two were standing and watching, and three were just
talking to each other. Everyone was just having such a good time. This could
all be seen by a pair of eyes secretly spying on the place from behind a few
bushes. It seemed to be waiting for something...
Ebony and Ivory charged each other once more. At one
point, Ebony threw a punch and Ivory threw one of his legs out. The result was
disastrous. BAM!! Ivory got punched in the side of his head and Ebony fell to
the ground after being tripped. The two Yoshies rubbed their sore spots,
reassumed fighting stances, and continued with the sparring. Their six
onlookers couldn't help but be deeply impressed by their skill, especially the
two standing ones.
"They're actually going pretty easy on each other
now," Fyooshi elaborated. "In real fights, Ivory specializes in
firing green eggs at his enemies while Ebony uses red eggs. They say Ivory's
the master of bank shots, but they also say that Ebony's attacks are like a
machine gun. Well, whatever the case, should anything happen to us, we'll know
that we can count on these two guys to protect us."
Yoshi nodded. Meanwhile, the red Yoshi chieftain was
still talking to Fyooshi. "But, honestly, Fyooshi, you don't have anything
to be afraid of," he said. "Like Perry and I were just talking about
a little while ago, ever since we got rid of Ren, everything's been A-OK."
"Hm. Yeah," Fyooshi agreed. "Yeah,
chief... I guess you're-"
-TSSEEWWW!! Suddenly Fyooshi found out he was all
covered in a red liquid substance. He found out what it was once some of it
seeped into his mouth. It tasted like metal. Then Fyooshi snapped out of it. He
looked forward and noticed there was a big bloody hole in the chief's neck. His
eyes had rolled up into his head. Everyone in the village had suddenly stopped
to look at what had happened to their leader. The chief's limp body fell
forward. Fyooshi yelped and jumped back. WHUMP! The body hit the ground. It
wasn't moving. However, what REALLY got people to flip out was the sight of
what had caused this to happen: the giant Melon Bug lumbering its way out of the
bushes.
"M... Melon Bug??" Yoshi uttered.
Glishy looked at him inquisitively. "You know this
thing?" Yoshi nodded.
TSSEWW!! It had started. The Melon Bug was beginning to
fire more yellow lasers out of its gloved antennae. People were starting to run
away from it, screaming. Yoshi Village was under attack.
TSEW! TSEW! TSEW!! The Melon Bug was making a lot of
scorch marks in the ground, but its prey kept jumping out of the way and
running. This frustrated the beast, so it curled itself into a giant, striped
bowling ball and started charging. The round monster kept grinding a miniature
trench of some sort into the ground as it sped forward. People kept screaming
and jumping out of the way as though it were a car being driven by a mad man.
It nearly hit a red one, a purple one, a green one, and an orange one.
Fortunately, all of them were able to dive away in time. However, a rather
small purple Yo'ster was going to have to jump away next, and the child wasn't
doing so. The elder purple Yoshi saw this and shrieked. The child had a few
seconds...
WHAM!! The giant Melon Bug was knocked back. It flipped
through the air, uncurled itself, and landed on its stomach. Once it shook its
head and looked up, it could see what everyone was staring at: the black Yoshi
and the white Yoshi, Ebony and Ivory, with their fists up, staring at the
ornery creature with grim faces. The beast glared back. It hopped back onto its
feet and started running towards them. The two Yoshies were running toward it
as well.
It didn't take long for the two parties to crash into
one another. Quickly enough, Ebony and Ivory had commenced leaping onto the
oversized monster and beating it mercilessly with their kicks and punches. In
retaliation, the beast merely tried to shake them off. After a few seconds of
this, it finally got just got mad. TSEW! TSEW!! The two Yoshies were knocked
out of the way with two of the Melon Bug's lasers. They went sprawling. Scorch
marks were on their chests. In spite of this, they weren't going to give up so
quickly. The next thing Ivory did, he made a strange hand gesture or two to
Ebony. The black Yoshi understood quickly and ran off. This time, it was just
between Ivory and the Melon Bug. All the Yoshies of the village were either
watching this fight in great anxiety or trying to get as far away from it as
possible. It didn't matter to Ivory. He just glared at the monster once more
and charged...
From a distance, Yoshi, Fyooshi, and Glishy couldn't pry
themselves away from the fight. They all kept watching it as though their lives
depended on it. Of the three, Yoshi seemed to be especially into it. For some
reason, he felt there was more to this fight than just something horrible that
suddenly happened, but he couldn't quite put his finger on it. While focusing
his attention on the fight, he could hear sobbing behind him. He looked over
his shoulder and noticed it was coming from the periwinkle Yoshi, Perry. The
poor man was kneeling on the ground with the chief's head in his lap. His face
was drenched in tears and his lips wouldn't stop quivering.
"Why?!" he choked. "Why did this have to
happen?! WHY?!"
Yoshi was disheartened at the sight. He suddenly started
scowling and looking forward again. What in the world is going on?! he
thought. I've never seen a Melon Bug like this before. Where did it come
from? What does it want??...
BANG!! Ivory tripped the giant Melon Bug. The behemoth
flipped onto its back. The white Yoshi started pummeling its side with a
vicious combination of non-stop kicking and punching. He topped off the attack
by jumping back, skidding to a halt, and whistling with his thumb and index
finger. The loud noise made Ebony suddenly leap out of nowhere. For a second,
he looked as though he was flying, but it was merely a long jump. The black Yoshi
stared the Melon Bug down and let it have it. BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!! The black
Yoshi unleashed a barrage of red-spotted eggs upon the monster's gut.
Yoshi watched this in astonishment. Like Glishy said, it
was just like a machine gun. Interestingly enough, he couldn't take his eyes
off of the next few moments of this fight either. He continued to watch
carefully...
Once the assault ended, Ebony landed on the ground and
saluted Ivory. Ivory nodded and fired an egg of his own. Out of the corner of
its eye, the Melon Bug could barely see this green-spotted thing heading
towards it. Thinking quickly it sprang back onto its feet, just in time to
hardly even be grazed by the passing projectile. The thing zipped right past
it, allowing it to move on with its next attack. The Melon Bug stared
forcefully at its two opponents and started firing more of its yellow lasers.
However, this time, it was seldom even aiming at either of them; each one was
practically just one random firing after another. Regardless of this, Ebony and
Ivory still found themselves dancing in order to avoid these blasts. Once they
got sick of this, they got on opposite sides of the giant monster, nodded to
each other, and let loose their next attack. WHAM!! The monster stopped firing.
Both of its sides had just had two fists slammed into them. The impact shot the
rotund creature into the air.
Then SPLAT!! The monster went spinning. Its temple had
been nailed by a red egg. Yoshi noticed it was a green egg a few seconds ago.
He was amazed. That white Yoshi was indeed the master of bank shots. He could
tell this match was going to be decided soon enough...
The monster was spiraling its way towards the ground.
Ebony and Ivory were ready to smash its skull in with a few more kicks. They
started running and WHAM!! The monster landed between them. Unexpectedly,
though, it did so on its feet. Once again, the monster was in the air. It had
jumped. Ebony and Ivory craned their heads upward, being careful not to take
their eyes off it. Much to their surprise, two very tall trees were about to
fall on this thing.
Yoshi noticed this was a result of its random firings.
He figured it had ironically done this to itself.
Ebony and Ivory seemed to be thinking along the same
lines. Everyone watched and waited in anticipation. The falling trees were a
split-second away from knocking this fiend out. Then came the moment of truth.
CRACK!! Everyone was shocked. Ebony and Ivory were even more so. At the last
minute, the Melon Bug had chopped these trees in half with a spinning kick!
What was even worse was that two of these were headed for Ebony and Ivory. The
two Yoshies panicked. They tried getting out of the way of these two huge,
wooden projectiles, but it was no use. KONK!! Both Yoshies dropped to the
ground. The trees had bounced off their heads and knocked them both out cold.
Klunk! Klunk! Klunk! The trees, along the Melon Bug that had torn them up,
landed on the ground as well. This battle had been decided. The Melon Bug stood
tall once again. It turned its head towards the horrified crowd of Yoshies and
glared.
For the second time, they all started running and
screaming. Despair had taken over the village, and Yoshi had seen enough...
Just when the monster was about to curl itself into a
giant bowling ball once again, SPLAT!! Something hard and heavy splattered
against its temple once again. It angrily turned and looked. This time, Yoshi
was its opponent. The green Yo'ster fiercely stared the behemoth down and
beckoned it with one hand. The Melon Bug's rage had been renewed. It started
charging towards its new enemy, not willing to hold back in the least...
Along with what few other Yoshies decided to stick
around, Fyooshi couldn't help but watch this new battle unfold with an
overwhelming amount of anxiousness. Everything was going great until this new
enemy appeared. The chief was dead. Perry was crying for him. Everyone was
either running and screaming or watching in dread. Their two best fighters had
taken on this creature with the utmost of bravery. Now their latest resident, a
green Yoshi who was still learning how to speak their language, was challenging
it. How was his tutor taking this?
That was when the magenta Yoshi noticed it: Glishy
wasn't beside him anymore either. Suddenly beginning to be overcome with fear,
the cowardly dinosaur started looking around. He then noticed the dark orange
Yoshi was exactly where he least suspected: right beside Yoshi, kicking this
monster's butt. Fyooshi's eyes widened. He couldn't stop thinking about how the
last thing the Yoshi chief said to him was about how cowardly he was. He never
realized how right he was until this moment. The hurricane of whirling thoughts
wouldn't stop packing itself into his skull. What was he to do? Noshi, Naji,
Raphael... Ebony and Ivory... Even Yoshi and Glishy... He was nothing compared
to them. This dark realization was starting to eat away at Fyooshi's heart like
a parasite. He was so useless. What was he to do?...
Both Yoshi and Glishy were trying their hardest. Their
hands and feet weren't willing to go easy against this fiend. Every kick and
every punch made the monster scoot back and wince more and more in pain.
However, its level of frustration was also getting dangerously high. While
being in the middle of another merciless onslaught of attacks, the monster
pried its furious eyes open, looked at its two foes murderously, and made its
retaliation. TSSEWW!! Yoshi and Glishy had been scorched. The two Yoshies flew
back in agony. They skidded across the ground and stopped. Both of them were
gnashing their teeth. The crowd of anxious Yoshies was holding its breath. Once
the giant Melon Bug started taking a few steps towards these two brave
Yo'sters, it finally dawned on Fyooshi what to do...
Everyone, he thought while clenching his fists, I'm
not gonna be useless anymore...
The magenta Yoshi angrily took a step forward. He took a
deep breath and let it explode out. "HEY!! Y-YOU BIG FREAK!!!"
It worked. The monster seized its advancement, turned
around, and glared at this new offender. Fyooshi gulped at the sight, but he
refused to stop his actions.
"Y... YEAH, I'M TALKIN' TO YOU!! COME AND GET
ME!!!"
To the good Yoshies of the Yoshi Village, this was quite
the turn of events. For once, their easily scared little Fyooshi was putting on
an act of courage. It was touching to see what he was willing to do for
everyone...but could they really count on him?
They were about to find out. The Melon Bug blew steam
out of its nostrils like a bison. It curled itself into a giant bowling ball
once more and started charging. Unfortunately, Fyooshi wasn't sure if this was
part of the plan or not. Then again, he wasn't sure if he even had a plan to
begin with. In spite of this, he just went by his instincts. The terrified
Yo'ster began to run...
Yoshi and Glishy were back on their feet. They were
rubbing at their sore spots and watching where the Melon Bug had started
chasing Fyooshi. The two of them were getting further and further away from the
village. "You know, I always knew this day would come," Glishy said
to Yoshi. "That scaredy-cat Yoshi is finally taking a stand. It was kind
of a scary thought actually..." Again, in response, Yoshi just nodded. He
and Glishy were ready now. "Well, come on. Right now, he's in more trouble
than anyone..." Yoshi nodded. With that, the two Yoshies sped off, leaving
the rest of the Yoshies to run up to the downed Ebony, Ivory, and Perry, as
well as their red chieftain, and start tending to their needs. The damage of
this day was not going to be easy to fix...
Both Fyooshi and the Melon Bug chasing after him had
gotten themselves deep inside the jungle. They had gotten pretty far from the
village. All the while, Fyooshi could only think about one other time when he
was in this situation: the time when a bunch of frogs from outer space were on
his tail. His brow was sweaty, his breath was fast, and his legs were pumping
like mad. It was the same thing all over again.
Fyooshi took another quick breath and gulped back his
parched throat. But, this time, I'm not gonna let anyone save me, he
thought. I'm gonna do this on my own! The magenta Yoshi looked ahead of
him and took in what he saw. Beyond the next few masses of shrubbery, there was
a crevice. In it was the river of lava coming out of Mt. Lava Lava. Fyooshi
looked behind him. The tremendous Melon Bug was still charging at him like a
stray cannon ball. He looked forward, saw the lava again, and decided it was
time to finish this...
The Melon Bug wasn't showing any signs of stopping. It
was going to kill that Yoshi no matter what the cost. With all this murderous
intent flowing through its veins, it kept charging and charging. The reptile
was only a few meters away from it. It could tell. It wouldn't be long until
that scaled freak was roadkill...
Then he mysteriously disappeared. The creature was
confused. It immediately stopped rolling, uncurled itself, and started looking
around. Where did he go? Above it? Behind it? The Melon Bug soon found out it
was a little of both.
Once the Melon Bug turned around, in one split-second it
could see Fyooshi had leapt into the air, grabbed a tree branch hanging above,
and swung himself around it like a gymnast. His feet were sticking out like a
double barrel shotgun and they were aimed at the monster's chest. Wide-eyed,
the beast could tell there was no time to counter. WHAM!! The monster's chest
caved in. It went flying backwards. Its enemy had landed on the ground and run
up to the edge of the crevice. Fyooshi watched as the humungous, green
monstrosity tumbled further and further down. SHHLORRP!! The lava caught its
fall. It was gradually sinking into and becoming more burnt and brittle, like
paper lighting on fire. Finally, the monster crumbled into ash and was swept
away by the current of the liquid rock. The Melon Bug had been defeated.
Fyooshi continued to stare at where the behemoth had
disappeared, as though the lava beneath it had just turned blue a second ago.
His gaze was unblinking. If what he had just seen was not just his
imagination...
Fyooshi took his line of vision away from the crevice.
This time, his eyes weren't staring at anything. His mouth muscles were
beginning to twitch. They were slowly forming a smile. Finally, it was a huge
grin. "YES!!" Fyooshi jumped into the air with one arm punching the sky.
"I did it!! I did it!! I killed the monster!! I did it!!" The excited
Yoshi started victory dancing. "I can't keep this to myself. I have to
tell everyone!!" Having stated that, the ecstatic Yo'ster turned around
and started running full tilt back to the village...
Meanwhile, Yoshi and Glishy were still struggling to
push and shove their ways through this wild forest. Somehow, they had managed
to lose track of their friend as well as their enemy. "Ugh," Glishy
grunted. "Now where could they have gotten to?" It didn't take long
for his question to be answered. That was when the two Yoshies could hear
someone running through the woods yelling something about having killed
something. Looking for the source of this voice, Glishy found it was a
magenta-colored blur moving through the vegetation at a quick rate. "Oh
man," Glishy uttered. He gestured to his green companion. "Come
on." Yoshi nodded. The two lost Yo'sters changed their route and started
heading back...
"...EEEVVEEERRYYOOONNE!!!" Heads everywhere
turned as Fyooshi came running into the scene, screaming his head off. His
heels slid against the ground as he stopped with his arms spread.
"Everyone!! I did it! I killed the monster!! We're all safe now!"
Dead silence.
All of the Yoshies of Yoshi Village had immediately
stopped everything they were doing. That included blinking and even breathing.
All eyes were on Fyooshi. The triumphant Yo'ster took note of this. It made him
nervous. His eyes darted left and right as he lowered his arms. This was
confusing...
What happened next took the magenta Yo'ster completely
by surprise. One Yoshi yelled out. "ALL HAIL OUR NEW LEADER!!"
Then all the others yelled. "HAAAIIILLL!!" The
Yoshies all rushed up to him. They were all yelling and screaming like they
were before, only it was out of pure happiness and excitement rather than fear.
The next thing Fyooshi knew, there was a necklace of pansies around his neck
and he was being carried around by two Yoshies, Ebony and Ivory, using their
arms as a makeshift throne for their savior. Everyone was chanting,
"LEADER! LEADER! LEADER! LEADER!" Now he was REALLY confused...
He wasn't the only one. Yoshi and Glishy were very close
to the village now. Hearing all this partying suddenly going on got them both
to start to seriously wonder what in blazes was going on. The two exchanged
perplexed looks and they headed on in. Their eyes became extremely huge upon
realizing it was a celebration over Fyooshi. Once he saw them enter, he was
slightly relieved. His two friends ran up to him, dying for some answers.
"Fyooshi!! What's going on? What happened?"
Glishy yelled, trying to be heard amidst all the chanting. A maroon Yoshi
practically danced up to him.
"Didn't you hear?! Fyooshi killed the monster! He's
our leader now!!" the maroon Yoshi explained.
"Really!?" Glishy blurted. "So that's
it..."
"Glishy!!" Fyooshi called out, while jumping
from his makeshift throne. He ran up to his two friends with a great amount of
befuddlement. "What's going on? Tell me!!"
"Have you forgotten??" Glishy said.
"Whoever kills the leader becomes the new leader. And since you killed
whoever it was that killed the OLD leader..."
Fyooshi gulped. He pointed to himself. "So...that
makes me...the new leader??"
Glishy nodded. "You got it."
Fyooshi placed a hand against his head. It was starting
to sweat like crazy. The sound of everyone's chanting was starting to feel like
a pounding in his head. "Well, gee, I dunno," Fyooshi stammered.
"Me? The leader? A-Am I really qualified for it? And... And what about the
old one?"
"We'll take care of it later," the dark orange
Yoshi said. "Right now, everyone seems to feel like celebrating. So let's
let'em...okay?" Fyooshi smirked at his friend and gave him a light punch
in the arm. Fyooshi hesitated. Then he smiled back and nodded. Soon, the two
Yoshies were joining the rest of their kind in the dance. It made their green
friend feel even more like an outcast here. He had bigger things on his mind,
however...
I don't get it, he thought. Where did that
Melon Bug come from? What did it want? The Yoshi started looking at the
ground with a grave look on his face. Somehow, I don't get the feeling this
is over...
"YOSHI!" The green dinosaur jolted his head
up. Glishy was beckoning him with his hand. "Come on! Join the
party!!" Yoshi nodded. Indeed, now was not the time to be worrying. The
green reptile ran up to all the other Yoshies and started dancing alongside
them...
It was the same
thing all over again. Titotal Gonnic, Wart, and Katana were right next to
Kreezo. They were at the beginning of a racetrack of some sort. This could all
be seen by two huge stands loaded to the brim with Melon Bugs galore, all of
them cheering wildly. Once again, they were going to get to see the speed of
Tondariya outdo a few foreigners, only, this time, there were three of them
instead of four, and the three of them had new bikes.
The man in red and his two Melon Bug cronies were with
them. He was giving them a few words to send them off with. "Now, you do
remember the rules, don't you?" he asked.
The alien captain snorted. "If we win...we
win..." The big purple man still had lopsided eyes. This didn't make Wart
and Katana any more confident.
The man in red didn't seem to care. "Alright
then," he said. "Shall we begin?"
Wart and Katana were looking pretty grim. The thoughts
running through their heads were very similar to one another.
Can we really trust the captain in this state?
WILL THESE MOTORCYCLES TRULY ENSURE OUR VICTORY?
The captain, on the other hand, was in much higher spirits.
We'll be out of here in no time, he thought with a sloppy grin on his
face.
While these three aliens were busy mentally preparing
themselves for the trial ahead, a disembodied voice was starting to boom its
away across the sky in Tondariya's wrath. "Ladies and Melon Bugs," it
said, causing the audience to quiet down some as it did before, "we have,
once again, a very special group of people willing to take on Kreezo and the
might of Tondariya..." For the second time ever, each of the captain and
his top two minions got to have their names called out one by one with
unpleasant results. "Wart..." Everyone in the bleachers started
booing the frog. This just made him frown a bit. "Katana..." Like his
superior did, the silver man got booed. He just rolled his eyes. "And
Titotal Gonnic..." The purple man got booed. Unlike the other two, though,
he didn't seem to have heard anything. He still had that drunken, confident
smile. "Yes, ladies and Melon Bugs, it's just Wart, Katana, and Titotal
Gonnic today. It seems this time they'll be trying to win this race without the
aid of Cutlass who, as we all remember, was the only one who stood a chance
against Kreezo. Regardless, let us bare witness to Kreezo proving once and for
all that no one can beat Tondariya..." As they did before, at the sound of
these words, the entire audience started cheering like mad once again. It
irritated Wart and Katana. Could they really do this? They were about to find
out...
The crowd cheered on. The four contestants continued to
wait impatiently. Then came the red man's two Melon Bugs. Repeating their
earlier actions, they strut up a ways in front of the four bikers. They all
stared at these two creatures with a great amount of seriousness. Once the
timing was right, they curled up into balls, and rocketed themselves into the
air like a pair of bullets. No sooner than that did the quartet of racers
vanish. In the blink of an eye, they were off. The final race had begun...
It had barely even been a few seconds, and, already,
Kreezo was overcome with astonishment and confusion. The last time he did this,
he wasn't trying very hard, yet he was still able to win. Surely, this time, it
wasn't going to be any different. In spite of this, it was. It seemed as
though, without even putting any effort into it whatsoever, his three opponents
had instantly passed him. They were even making all the turns as though they
were nothing. How could they have gotten so good so fast? It just wasn't
possible. No matter, Kreezo thought, I am Tondariya's speed. It takes
a lot more than this to take me down...
As the alien captain sped down this brass road, he was
smiling defiantly. It was as though he couldn't even feel the wind whipping at
his face. His two minions, of course, were right behind him. Both of them had
eyes that were all bugged out. Things definitely were going smoothly.
Once the three aliens looked ahead, they could tell
that, once again, they were going to have to jump the pit of spikes. The
captain, of course, was more confident about making this jump than the other
two space aliens were. He was about to hit the gas and go flying off of that
ramp when VVRROOOOMMM!!! Kreezo dashed right past the opposing trio. He drove
up the ramp and went soaring. The golden man looked behind him, feeling smug. Unfortunately
for him, he may have been the first to survive the pit of spikes, but that
didn't change the fact he was falling behind. Over his head, he heard the sound
of motorcycle engines roaring. Three of them, to be precise. Kreezo looked up
and made his eyes follow his three opponents. They had made the jump at a much
faster speed than him! How could this happen?
SO THIS IS AUTO-PILOT, Wart thought. He was
greatly relieved, but still nervous. He raised one of his golden, sleeved arms
and used it to wipe his brow. TRULY AN AMAZING DEVICE... The giant frog
held on tight and continued to follow his two fellow aliens...
Kreezo cursed beneath his breath. He started
accelerating again. He wasn't going to let a few impossible occurrences get in
the way of his victory.
After a few more twists and turns in the road, the next
big challenge came: the spiral. Once Katana saw this nightmare of turning ahead
of him, he gulped. Well, he thought, here goes nothing...
The descent began. Just like last time, four motorcyclists
were doing their best to cling to the side of this twisting road from another
dimension. The other three were basically just hanging on tight, but Katana
felt like he had more than just his bike to hang onto. The unlucky alien's face
started turning green. The constant spinning and the never-ending image of
stripes of brass and black flying over his face wasn't exactly making this any
easier for him. He hoped and prayed it'd all be over soon...
Kreezo had his confidence restored. Not even that last
trial could prove his skill had rusted. Much to his dismay, however, the
cockiness he had just gained was instantly shattered. He was sandwiched between
three other motorcyclists other than himself. This angered the golden man. He
was in the process of wondering how in the world these guys were capable of
defying the impossible so much when he suddenly noticed the silver man to his
left taking up a great interest in the ground. The metallic alien's hands were
still gripped firmly on the handlebars, but his head was leaning over to his
right. Katana was shocked and disgusted by what happened next...
The golden, bejeweled Kreezo's bike went spinning out of
control. In desperation, he slammed it to a halt suddenly. Looking ahead, he
could see that, all over the road, was a puddle of something lumpy and
yellow-ish. Kreezo cursed again. First they were doing the impossible. Now they
were doing the ridiculously simple. The speed of Tondariya had snapped. That
does it, he thought, getting his bike to start zooming across the brass
road again. No more Mr. Nice Guy...
Up ahead, Katana was busy lagging a bit behind his two
teammates, both of whom were looking more confident than him. The silver alien
wiped some gunk from his mouth with his sleeve. I wouldn't exactly call this
my idea of a good time, the Extra-Terrestrial thought, but we just might
win this... Auto-pilot had saved another life...
Next, what the racetrack had in store for the four
bikers was the forest of the tall, tree-like brass instruments. Like the last
two major parts of this crazy place, this may have spelled more trouble for the
three space aliens, but auto-pilot was there for all three of them. They hardly
felt as though there was anything to fear. Soon after they entered this
unwholesome forest, it started attacking them. Curled-up Melon Bugs were firing
themselves out of the sockets of the instruments like bullets headed for the
aliens. Luckily, they were going too fast for those things. They were
practically invincible. Not even when there was mist fogging up the forest to
accompany the cannonball-like Melon Bugs was it enough to take the aliens down.
They just kept plowing on through at super speed.
Once they emerged from the white cloud of the forest,
the captain's face twisted into a devilish smirk. It's official now, he
thought. This match is ours...
The next few seconds were truly strange for the three
aliens. This was when they finally got to find out how reckless it could be to
be in auto-pilot. The motorcycles started automatically jumping through the air
in an effort to avoid tripping over wires coming out of the tree-like
instruments of the forest. All they could do was hang on tight and hope for the
best. However, the next obstacle probably would have required more from them
than just that. The bikes took a tremendous leap through the air and started
rotating in mid-air. The aliens felt as though they were on a roller coaster.
In what had been the bikes' most insane auto-pilot act yet, they had managed to
get the aliens to tumble through a web of wires like acrobats through a ring of
fire. In the next instant, they were going to land...
BANG!!! Something extremely blunt had rammed into the
back of Wart's bike. The impact sent him hurtling towards Katana which got him
to hurtle towards the captain. Since he had flipped the bike in such a way so
that its tires had been the culprit in this mess, Kreezo could barely see the
fruits of his labors, but he could tell those three idiotic space aliens were
spiraling out of control. Nimbly, he landed the bike right back onto the brass
road where it belonged and continued to race. Much to his horror, in spite of
the severe "accident" that had happened earlier, the aliens were
still able to land right back onto the road as well, almost as though nothing
had even happened. Once again, the golden man was behind. He seethed with
anger. He knew something was up now.
I hope they hang for this...
The four motorcycles were miles ahead of the forest of
brass. Now they were about to enter the most difficult part of the racetrack.
The brass road was gradually fading away into a huge mass of blinding white
light. The three aliens couldn't stand getting near it. Wart started covering
his eyes up with one arm and Katana started to lean his head forward with his
eyes clenched shut. As for their captain, he just started squinting. What
happened next was something that would carve itself into their memories for all
eternity...
Wart's bike swerved left. Katana's swerved right. Their
captain went straight ahead. They couldn't tell they had separated from one
another, but they could tell that, whatever it was their bikes were doing, it
surely would have killed normal people...
Wart's bike had turned sideways. It was going as fast as
possible and was practically driving down a wall as though it were the ground,
but it didn't stop there. The more this bike drove on, the more sideways things
were starting to feel. Wart felt as though every law of gravity had just
shattered. Soon enough, the bike was upside-down. How was any of this
possible?? He was clinging onto it as hard as he could. Fortunately, the road
was beginning to twist itself right-side-up. However, that was just so the road
could slant upwards and send the giant toad flying through the air. The
humungous amphibian could feel his insides being tossed about. It felt as
though he had been drifting through the air for hours. When he finally landed,
he started wishing he was still flying. As if it wasn't bad enough the bike was
going insanely fast and there was wind whipping in the ill-fortuned frog's
face, this time, his bike was barreling down what felt like the non-stop
bumping of an entire stair case spiraling downward. This made him kind of glad
he couldn't see anything. He prayed this would all be over soon...
Katana's bike seemed to have entered an endless valley
of hills. Every time the bike started flying through the air, it just landed
harshly back onto the ground so it could go soaring full-tilt downward until it
hit another ramp. The constant rising and falling of all this appeared to have
instantaneous effects on the ill-fated alien's stomach. With all his strength,
he struggled to make sure he wasn't about to do anything besides continue to
cling desperately to the bike's handlebars. Unfortunately for him, not much of
this was going to be ending any time soon. The last ramp was surely the longest
one. It sent him flying through the air at an unbelievable speed. Again, this
ended with the bike landing harshly. The silver alien was starting to wonder exactly
how much the new bikes could take, as if that were important. The next thing he
knew, he was spinning uncontrollably. For a second, he thought this may have
been due to the fact the bike was merely trying to protect him from another web
of strings, but, in the next second, he remembered the bike was still on the
ground; it was just that it was driving on a road that wouldn't stop twisting
around and around. Katana was wondering if this was all really happening...
The route the captain's bike had taken wasn't much
better. It felt as though it had entered a U-shaped valley. The bike kept
switching back and forth between being on the right side and being on the left
side, as well as being high up and being in the middle of the valley. After
hearing a few explosions, a few gun shots, and some metal scraping, he could
tell why: if it didn't keep doing this, he'd be dead.
The valley ended with a ramp sending the captain soaring
through the air. He didn't enjoy this next part. In it, the bike just kept
making one rough landing after another. Each time it did so, it would jerk to
some slightly different direction, then speed off from there. Although the
captain's head had been swimming ever since he smashed that bottle over that
one frog's head, he could tell that this was likely due to the fact that this
part of the racetrack was little more than a bunch of blocks inexplicably
floating around in random places. Then again, there didn't seem to be anything
in this place that wasn't inexplicable...
V-V-VVROOOMMM!!! The three space aliens had finally
gotten out of their ordeals. They were driving alongside one another once
again. Wart and Katana looked as though they had just woken up from some
extremely brutal nightmare, but the captain looked fine. The light was beginning
to fade away. The aliens could finally stop bothering to protect their eyes
somehow. They were seeing spots as though their picture had been taken a
million times. Beyond them was nothing but brass road. That, and two rather
large bleachers of Melon Bugs, as well as the finish line. As for Kreezo, he
was nowhere in sight.
It didn't matter to them. They had a race to win (or
their bikes did). The finish line was getting closer and closer. Crossing it
was definitely not going to be anymore difficult than anything else they had
endured that day. At last, the line had been passed. Once it did...
"BBOOOOOOOOO!!!" The Turbosus had stopped. The
ride was over. Wart and Katana looked extremely annoyed. Their captain, on the
other hand, was looking smug. He started smiling and waving to all the angry
Melon Bugs. How could these nobodies have defeated the undefeatable Kreezo?
"Ladies and Melon Bugs," said the disembodied
voice, "the unthinkable has happened... The invincible Kreezo...has
lost..." The audience continued its jeering even after their golden hero
had slowly rolled over the finish line himself with his bike. He looked as
though all the motivation had been sucked from his body.
They have every right to be angry, thought the
speed of Tondariya. This game was fixed...
The surly racer hopped off his bike and began to stroll
it past the three aliens. Wart and Katana watched him go, but he didn't do so
much as even glance at them. Within a few seconds, the tall man in red and his
two Melon Bugs had shown up. Once he saw Kreezo, he turned to him and said,
"Nicely done, Kreezo." Kreezo merely responded by scoffing and saying
something about loaded bikes. The red man told him he'd handle it. He left the
golden motorcyclist to sulk off as he glided up to the three space aliens who
were still basking in the audience's appreciation towards them, or lack
thereof. "Gentlemen," he said, grabbing their attention, "I
would just like to congratulate the three of you. I understand it must not have
been easy to outperform the fastest thing in existence. As a reward, we shall
send you and your spaceship, along with everyone on it, back to your
world..."
The three aliens were delighted by the sound of this.
Wart and Katana looked greatly relieved. The captain just started looking even
more arrogant.
"But not everything..."
The smiles had been wiped off the faces of the aliens.
They stared blankly at the red-robed man. "What?" Katana asked.
"Don't give me those confused looks," the red
man demanded. "You were clearly lying when you told me you remembered the
rules."
The captain made a snarling sound. "What?!" he
said, more fiercely than his subordinate had.
"I distinctly said, 'If fewer than four of you are
able to beat Kreezo, you may not get exactly what you want at the end of the
race.' Gentlemen, I count three of you."
"You lying, son-of-a..." The captain trailed
off. "This is a completely different race!! How could you carry something
as trivial as that to over here?!"
The red-robed man tapped the brass ground with his
spear. "Tondariya does not believe in individual battles; it's all one
war."
The alien captain started growling things in such a deep
rage, all he was doing, practically, was just spitting through his gritted
teeth.
"Seethe all you want, but rules are rules,"
said the man in red. "You, your crewmates, and your spaceship will be
returned to your world...but your reactor stones--all four of them--will stay
here..."
All three of the aliens' jaws dropped. Katana and his
captain were starting to yell out their protests.
"But, without those, we can't fly!!"
"How long will you continue to torment us,
demon?!"
The man tapped his spear against the ground again.
"It can't be helped. Your stones are ours..."
The two aliens continued to argue. Wart was merely
trying to get them to calm down. The trio of Extra-Terrestrials were too caught
up in their emotions to notice what looked like a star approaching them. Once
they noticed this out of the corners of their eyes, they looked up. Behind this
cretin in red was a huge mass of white light. It was such an ominous sight,
even the Melon Bugs of the crowd had piped down over its sudden appearance.
Everyone, including the space aliens started staring at it. Only the man in red
and his two Melon Bugs felt no need to turn around. Then everyone could hear
another disembodied voice. This one was a very smooth, silky, feminine one. It
didn't seem to be of this world...
"Visitors from another world... Our dual has
ended. We must part now. We have demons to overcome and dreams to fulfill.
Remember us...as we will remember you..."
Everyone was completely silent. They kept staring at
this light as though it was the thing that was breathing life into them. When
Wart and Katana stared at it, they wondered if it was the same light they had
passed through earlier. They also wondered what it would have meant had that
have actually been the case. Who or what exactly was this unworldly presence?
The captain, however, could see more than just light. He
wasn't sure if he was still intoxicated or if what he could see in this
brightness was real. One way or another, it was there and he could see it.
There was something exceptionally unusual about it he couldn't quite explain.
It felt so familiar in a strange way. It was almost as though he had been
peering into a past life...
"Wart, Katana... Titotal Gonnic..." It was the
man in red speaking. A collection of white wind was starting to surround the
three aliens. "I bid you farewell..." In a few seconds, a miniature
tornado of a strange wind had engulfed the space-dwelling trio. Once the spell
dissipated, it was revealed that they were gone. Them, and their motorcycles.
The show was over. All of the Melon Bugs of the giant bleachers were starting
to file away, beginning to make the place gradually emptier. In due time, the
only ones left were two Melon Bugs, a man in red, and a white light. The man
faced the mysterious existence behind him. "They're trying to take over
our world, Tondariya," he said to it. "We can't let that
happen."
"I know, Shy King... We can't..."
Back at Carnival
Alley, two Goombas were busy trying to awaken a certain four-some of people
lying on the ground. One of them was dressed like a Sackit and the other like a
blue Snifit. "Come on! Wake up! This is no place to be taking a nap!"
they were saying.
Slowly, Xoshi, Davey, White Rose, and Leif woke up. All
of them were very groggy. "Oh, gosh," Xoshi mumbled. "What
happened?"
"I fell for the same trick again," White Rose
muttered. "Forgive me, Sir Xoshi..."
"What a strange occurrence," Leif mused.
"Grrr," said Davey. "That stupid
Belome... I'm gonna kill him!! NOBODY kills my friends!!"
While rubbing his head, Xoshi had suddenly received a
rather important message from Beel. He said it out loud. "Um, Davey..."
"What?!" Davey snapped.
"You know, he's not dead," Xoshi replied.
"He's just cramped inside of that stuffed doll's stomach. We can still
get'im out."
Davey's eyes lit up as he stared at Xoshi. "Is...
Is that true??" Xoshi nodded reassuringly. Davey placed a hand over his
chest and exhaled deeply. "Oh, thank God!!" The shrunken man was
relieved beyond redemption. How great it was that he and his friend still had a
chance of being reunited. It was a happy thought, but he still managed to wear
a look of worry. "Just one thing," he added. "You guys...think
you could help me?" he asked meekly.
Xoshi nodded. Leif pumped one arm towards him. White
Rose said, "You can count on us."
Davey looked relieved again. "Alright," he
said. "Just let me go and get my gun..."
The Sackit Goomba and the Snifit Goomba watched as these
three guys waited patiently for this young boy to run off into the woods and
come out, a few seconds later, with what could only have been a laser pistol of
some sort. Once the four people were back together, they could experience a few
more exchanges between them.
"Well," Davey stated, "Belome Rock, he
said? Does anyone know how to get there?"
"I do," Leif replied.
"Alright then, Mr. Leif," Davey said.
"Lead the way."
"Just Leif, will do," the Viking insisted.
Davey smiled at the huge man. "Alright, Leif,"
the boy said. Leif smiled back. With that, the large Marinotropolan began to
walk towards the direction in which Belome had run earlier. Xoshi, White Rose,
and the newly recruited Davey followed. The Sackit Goomba and the Snifit Goomba
just watched.
"Honey," said the Snifit Goomba, "what do
you suppose those guys are up to?"
"I dunno," the other Goomba moaned.
"Hmm..."
No sooner than when their ephemeral conversation came to
a close did a voice call out from behind them. "Hey, you two, come on!
It's time to go already!" They looked behind them. It was the pink Bandit
that had brought them here in the first place. A lot of the other Goombas were
with him as well.
"Coming, Pammit!" called the Snifit Goomba.
Soon enough, she and her companion were amidst all the other Goombas, awaiting
this pink Bandit's orders.
"So, that's everyone?" he said. He got an
assortment of confirmations from his group of Goombas in response. "Okay,
then. Off we go!" Thus, the pink Bandit, Pammit, began to lead the little
Goombas away from Carnival Alley. The happy, yet strange place of games and
stands of all kinds was starting to drift away from them. It was time for life
to return to normal again.
Another day and counting, I suppose, the Bandit
thought. The group of Goombas trudged on...
"Ugh... Blifit..."
"You alright, boss?"
"Huh??"
Sackle and Crookie were trapped. For a while now, they
had been dwelling within what looked like a giant cylinder of impenetrably
thick ice that must have been a few feet thick. Supposedly, the whole thing was
kept from melting thanks to some sort of magical reinforcement. Between its two
prisoners, Sackle was the one that woke up long after the other one. He was
pretty confused after he did so.
"Ugh... Crookie? What's goin' on? Where are
we?" Sackle asked.
"I dunno, boss. I think we're still in that one
cave. That ghost girl must have thrown us in here, or something. By the way,
you wanna snow cone?"
Sackle was even more confused. He looked up. Right next
to his subordinate was a purple crocodile woman donned in a red bandanna, a
pair of sunglasses, and a yellow dress shirt. Quite a bit of her looked as
though it were covered in these black splotches. The woman was smiling and she
had a snow cone in each clawed hand. A third one was being held by Crookie. He
was enjoying it thoroughly. "Uhh..." Sackle uttered. "Who's
this?"
"This? This is Crania! She's a cook and a mechanic!
Isn't that great?" Crookie explained. "What's more, she's been down
here before we have! Pretty cool, huh?"
Sackle looked around. He noticed that one part of this
wall looked as though it had a huge chunk missing from it. He noticed another
part had a toolbox right in front of it. Then he looked at Crania and her snow
cones. He got up off the ground and took one from the woman. "Uh,
thanks," he obliged. He bit into the frosty delicacy and let it melt in
his mouth. It was cherry. "So, uh, Crania," Sackle said, "what's
your story?"
"Me and my family... We run a shop at Bandit's
Way," the woman explained. "People from all over come to us, wanting
things fixed. Lately, though, we've been running a bit low on supplies. When I
heard of this place and how it was just LOADED with stuff lying around that we
could use, I headed on over."
"Yeah," Sackle responded, taking another bite
of his snow cone, "Blifit always liked old junk."
"Oh, but had I have known it was haunted, I
probably wouldn't have come. Now I'm stuck here..."
"Hmm..." Sackle took another bite. He once
again looked at the hole in the wall, the toolbox, and at Crookie and Crania
eating their snow cones. "Listen, uh, Crania..."
"Yes?"
"Tell me," he asked, "you won't be
needing any help with your snow cones any time soon, will you?..."
The spell was complete. For the second time
in a long time, Kammelina and Kammeo had finally managed to finish up with
their potion. It was glowing a healthy green and both witches were ecstatic.
"See, sister?" Kammelina gloated. "I told
you we needed Marinotropolan swine!"
"Yes, yes. Rub it in, why don't you... Would you
just get on with it, sister?"
"Capital idea, Kammeo," Kammelina retorted.
Once again, she closed her eyes, raised her arms, and started speaking
dramatically. "Oh, great mass of our creation; lend me your ears! You
shall bring forth the one being in existence who shall smite our enemies and
bring glory to our god, Veyran! GO NOW! SUMMON...THE KROSHI!!"
Both she and her sister stepped back as the contents of
their cauldron began to glow even brighter. Then it floated out of the magical
pot in the form of a glowing, misshapen blob. The ugly thing floated and
whirled around in mid-air for a little while. Then it started to whirl even
faster and fill the room up with a bright green light. Kammelina and Kammeo
shielded their eyes as this newly formed brightness whited out the whole room
in a huge flash. Once they could sense the magic had died down, they took their
sleeved arms away from their eyes and continued to watch what was going on above
their cauldron. This time, the potion had taken on the form of a Yoshi.
Gradually, the Yoshi-shaped substance began to stop glowing so immensely. At
last, this new creature's true colors were revealed. It floated down and
started standing on top of the rim of the pot. Its feet were bare. Its skin was
gold and its exposed claws were silver, just as its belly was. It even had a
silver-rimmed saddle, which was ruby red, just as its spikes and its eyes were.
The Yoshi-like creature was even wearing bejeweled rings and bracelets. It
looked incomparably wealthy. Both of the witches were awed by its appearance.
"Ah, the Kroshi," Kammelina said as she began
to walk towards the summoned creature. "The one being in existence that
can show our enemies what's good for them." Then the woman began to
address the specimen more directly. "Alright, you, listen up," the
witch said, causing the Kroshi to turn its head towards her. "There's a
man out there. His name is Tito. He and his fellow space aliens are trying to
take over our world. Only Veyran is allowed to do that!! We want you to go out
there and show him who's boss! You're the only one who can!!"
It was a fine speech, but the Kroshi's emotionless
expression didn't change. It just continued to stare at the blonde-haired
witch. It looked like it knew something she didn't. This confused her. Then the
Kroshi started talking. "No," it said. This shocked both Kammelina
and Kammeo to a great extent. "I don't want to."
"W-W-What?!" Kammelina spazzed. "What in
the world are you talking about?! You have to!! You're the only one who can!!
Have you any idea what we went through trying to find the right ingredients
just so we could summon you?!"
"No, and, frankly, I don't care," the Kroshi
scoffed. He began to look at his fingernails almost absentmindedly. "I'm
powerful. REALLY powerful. That's all that matters, doesn't it?"
"But... But..." This time, Kammeo was arguing.
The Kroshi wasn't looking at her, though. "The fact that you're powerful
is why we need you! Heck, the whole world needs you! Don't you know
that??"
"I know that," the Kroshi said,
uninterestedly. "That's why I need more power..." The arrogant
Yoshi-like creature hopped off the cauldron, causing Kammelina to jump back a
step. He looked first at her, then at Kammeo behind him. "Well,
ladies," he said, "see you later..." BOING!! The creature shot
itself out of the hole in the witches' roof using his super strong legs.
Horrified beyond belief, the two witches ran up to their window. They saw the
golden Yoshi taking one enormous leap into the air and slowly coming back down
over and over again. It was as though his body hardly weighed a thing. He was
gradually getting deeper and deeper into the surrounding woods. Kammelina
turned to Kammeo with the most dead serious expression on her face.
"Kammeo," she said, "we can't take this
one sitting down. We have to track that guy down and knock some sense into him!
There's no telling what he'll do!!"
"You know, sister, for once, I agree with
you," Kammeo said. A few minutes later, the two female Magikoopas had
grabbed their broomsticks. Once again, they had mounted them and flown out of
the hole in their roof. Both of them had grave facial expressions, especially
Kammelina.
Kroshi, she thought as she and her sister started
flying over the tree-tops, we won't let ANYONE hinder Veyran's plans...and
that includes you...