Chapter 39
It had taken a while, but Dr. Kamenstein had finally succeeded
in getting another one of his journeys out of the way. After flying around in
his Sky-Pop for a bit, he was at last able to arrive at his dome, park his
flying contraption in its tremendous garage, and head on inside. It was great
to be back.
The only thing about this that bothered the Madscikoopa
was the thought of having to face his most reliable bird. Things didn't go too
well between the two of them last time, but the scientist wasn't looking for a
repeat of that; he was looking for Storko.
But where was that bird? Surely at this time of day,
he'd be stuffing his face full of pellets if not sitting around somewhere with
his beak in a book. However, the lab coat wearing intellectual
heard nor felt the sign of food being eaten or pages being turned. This
place was dead silent.
"Storko?" the doctor called. He was answered
by his own echo. "Storko?" he called again, as he moved his way
through the halls. It was beginning to look hopeless.
As he checked each room of his home, he gradually
noticed one thing after another. The piggy bank was missing. The paddleball was
missing. Even some of the books had gone missing. What struck the man the
hardest though was that one of the shelves had a vaguely geometric shape
engraved into it that was surrounded by dust. Pictures were next to this spot.
They depicted images of the inventor in some of his younger years as well as
his two obnoxious parents. The one that was missing was the one of him and the
bird.
With a heavy sigh, Dr. Kamenstein turned away from the
photos, sauntered up to the couch, slumped down onto it, and buried his face in
his hands. He had been attacked by three witches. He had been kicked out of
Mario Land. He stole their two children. He returned them. Now he had yelled at
the honorable man that was responsible for the feat. Was life like this for
everyone? Was he the only one that seemed to be doomed to forever be constantly
switching back and forth between having people do horrible things to him and
him doing horrible things to people? His head hurt. It felt like it was being
soaked in acid and freezing cold water at the same time. He needed to clear it
up.
Ding-dong! The doctor could hear he had guests at his
door, but he heard no babies screaming. None of this felt right in the least.
Regardless, he shoved himself off the couch, walked up to the door, and opened
it up.
"May I-" The Madscikoopa shut himself up once
he realized who it was: his own two parents.
"Amos! Sonny boy!!" his mother and father said respectively as
they suddenly ensnared their beloved son in his arms. Amos hated to admit it,
but, even though it was from his annoying parents, this was exactly what he
needed. They gently pushed themselves away from their son to get a good look at
him.
"It's been a while, eh son?" his father asked.
"We just thought we'd stop by and get some catching up done. How does that
sound, eh?"
"It... It sounds delightful." Dr. Kamenstein
gave a weak smile and stepped aside with an outstretched hand. "Please
come in." His parents thanked him and did so. Before sitting down
somewhere in the living room, they had to look around.
"Boy, Amos, this place doesn't change, does
it?" his father commented.
"You always were a stickler for consistency,"
his mother added.
Dr. Kamenstein made a short laughing sound and came out
of the kitchen with a few cups of coffee in his hands. He distributed them so
they each had one and they all started sitting down and chatting amongst
themselves. The son of the group got the conversation going. "So, what's
new in your lives?" he asked.
"Oh, not much," his mother replied.
"Alexis is just as energetic as ever. In fact, he brought us three whole
rats the other night. Honestly, I don't know why that cat thinks we need them
that badly..."
"He's just being affectionate, dear..."
"I know... Oh, yes! Your father's thinking of
writing his will soon. He says he doesn't feel he's long for this
world..."
"For Christ’s sake, woman, I don't think I
should be writing my will soon, you do!! You keep telling me how I'm
gonna slip on the sidewalk or something one of these days."
Mrs. Kamenstein laughed and mumbled something as she and
her husband started making waving movements with their hands at each other. The
father just grumbled and continued to drink his coffee. "But what about
you, Amos?" the mother asked. "What have you been up to lately? Still
working on that Kame Saucer invention of yours?"
Dr. Kamenstein stopped before his lips could reach his
coffee again. He started stammering. "Mother, it's been... I haven't
even... You might..." He wasn't sure if he should tell her it's been years
since he worked on that thing or that it's about time he started. He also
wasn't sure if she should know why. After all, word of Storko and the
Kamenstein Bros. had not yet reached them, and he kind of intended to keep it
that way.
"Yeah, son, how is that
thing?" the father chimed in. "I'll bet you've found all kinds of
people with it."
"I-It's still in production," the doctor
hastily responded. "I still have some bugs to work on and-"
"-Amos, dear, you've been working on that thing for
quite a while now," his mother interjected. "I thought you told me
that Raven Stone you got would work miracles for you?"
Her son began to nervously tug at the collar of his lab
coat. "Er, about that, uh..."
His father could think of something to say faster,
though. "Raven Stone??" he blurted. "What the devil is
that?!"
The mother stared at her husband. "It's something
he found one time when... You never heard this story? I can't believe
you..." The couple mumbled a few things to each other. Their son just sat
in his seat and watched them while sipping his coffee uneasily. His mother
turned to him. "Amos, your father hasn't heard this story. Would you
kindly fill him in?"
The father grumbled something else and Dr. Kamenstein
stared into his coffee. They had basically asked him to relive one of his less
treasured moments: the one where the witches attacked. He wasn't exactly in the
mood for unpleasant memories, but he also wasn't exactly in the mood for his
current situation. He took his eyes away from his drink, looked at his parents,
breathed a sigh, and got on with it. "Well... It all started a while
before we went to Mario Land..."
"Are you sure about
this, Kamek?"
Helga, Bowser, Doppel, and their two Koopa Troopas had
gathered before the entrance to Monet's Mansion once more. Gorroh was the one
in front of them all, talking to Kamek.
"I'm sure of it, sire," the Magikoopa replied.
"Unless I do this, I may as well just put the Koopa Klan in even more
danger." The blue garbed sorcerer pulled out his broomstick. "I
should be back in about two days," he added as he stuck the broom between
his legs. "Wish me luck." The Magikoopa pushed off the ground and
shot into the air. The six people behind him were waving and saying goodbye.
The further he got from them, the more he could concentrate on this new goal.
Cranky Kong and Wrinkly Kong, he thought, you
and I have much to discuss...
Dr. Kamenstein got going
with the story. He was in a huge underground cave somewhere with his two
friends, Prof. E. Gadd and Mad Scienstein. All three of them had their weapons
out. Dr. Kamenstein had a bazooka-like device, Prof. E. Gadd had a vacuum-like
device, and Mad Scienstein had a bottle of some liquid substance. Floating
around in front of them was a group of eight Clusters that had forced them to
stand up and fight. It had been quite the rough battle, and the three aspiring
scientists were starting to tire of it. They decided it was finally time to put
an end to this.
Prof. E. Gadd turned his vacuum on, Dr. Kamenstein aimed
his bazooka, and Mad Scienstein readied his potion. When the timing was right,
they each pulled the triggers and fired. In the next instant, the three
Clusters on the left had been sucked into Gadd's vacuum, the three on the right
had become covered in Mad's liquid, and the two in the middle had become stuck
together thanks to a huge blob of purple ooze that had been fired from Dr. Kamenstein's
cannon. The two of them fell to the ground in a pile of purple gunk, which
stuck to the ground and started wobbling back and forth like gelatin as its two
prisoners struggled to break free from it. As for Mad Scienstein's three
Clusters, the entireties of their pink outer shells had been melted clean off
by his acidic juices. Once the whole things had been eaten away, the tiny
star-like creatures within them were exposed. The dwarfed trio immediately
became aware of the circumstances at hand, turned tail, and fled. This left the
three scientists as the only triumphant ones in the room. It left one other as
the grateful one.
"Oh, glory in heaven, y'all saved me!!" A mole
man ran up to the three-some with a pig in his arms. "Who'd have thought a
walk with Flossy would have resulted in such disaster? Oh, you are just the
nicest folk! You have my eternal gratitude."
"You're quite welcome, sir," Dr. Kamenstein
said.
"Quite welcome indeed," Mad Scienstein added.
"By the way, what kind of pig is that?"
"This? It's Jlakan swine.
You know, they live for a very long time."
"Fascinating," said Dr. Kamenstein.
After that, the mole thanked his saviors a few more
times, wished them luck, bid them farewell, and began to walk out of this
section of the cave with his pig on a leash. The three scientists had their
backs turned towards him with their fronts turned towards their goal, whatever
it was. A few seconds later, they could hear the mole behind them talking
faintly.
"Ah! How you ladies doin' on this... AUGH!!!"
They heard a thud and some squealing. Immediately, the
three scientists turned around. They saw that the mole had dropped to the
ground unconsciously. His pig was running around him in a state of panic.
Floating towards the trio was another one on a set of broomsticks. They were
all wearing purple robes, pointy hats, and movie star glasses. Their
distinguishing feature was that one of them had blonde hair, another had pink
hair, and another had brown hair. They didn't look too friendly.
"Four men and a pig, and no Clusters," the one
with the brown hair snorted. "They were lying when they said this stuff
was hard to get."
"Who are you? What do you want?" Dr.
Kamenstein demanded.
"We're Magikoopas," the blonde one said.
"We've got a god to revive, but two people are in our way."
"One of them's the guy lying down over there,"
said the pink one.
"One of them, we need to make a Voodoo doll
of," said the brunette.
"We know a certain mansion that can help us
out," said the blonde, "as well as a certain rock."
"Well, the rock's right here," spoke the
brunette, "but... so are you... and that's a problem."
Dr. Kamenstein looked behind himself. Their goal was
still there; a huge rock of some shiny black material sticking out of the
ground. The Madscikoopa saw it glimmer once and he faced the witches once more.
"This Raven Stone?" he asked. "But... We
found it first."
"It doesn't matter," said the blonde. "We
need every last atom of that thing. It's for a reason you wouldn't understand.
Obviously, the reason why YOU would need it is stupid."
Mad Scienstein clenched his fists. "Why you... HOW DARE YOU INSULT SCIENCE?!" He tried lunging towards
the three sorceresses, but Prof. E. Gadd stopped him just in time by placing
his hands on his chest.
"Don't act so rashly, Mad!" E. Gadd said.
"We can resolve our differences peacefully..."
"No, we can't!! First off, they're trying to take
from us what we worked really hard on to get and what there may be no replica
of, and secondly, THEY INSULTED SCIENCE!! We can't let them get away
this!!"
"He's got a point there, Elvin," Dr.
Kamenstein chided. Calmly, he took out his bazooka. "These witches are
just gonna have to... disappear..."
"Damn right," Mad Scienstein agreed as he
pulled out one of his potions. Prof. E. Gadd watched uneasily as his two
friends prepared for what appeared to be a vicious battle. The three witches
were making similar actions. They were each pulling out their wands.
"Ho ho, you boys are actually thinking of fighting
back? That's interesting," said the blonde.
"Wonder if they can," quipped the brunette.
E. Gadd became even more uneasy. His two friends and
these three witches were glaring at each other very hatefully with their
weapons drawn. Unwillingly, the man gulped and pulled out his vacuum cleaner
once more. The two trios were ready.
"Well, this should be good," said the blonde.
"HHAAAUUUGGHH!!!" The brunette yelled. She rocketed forward on her broomstick
and slammed right into the chest of Dr. Kamenstein. The blow felt extremely heavy
for a woman her size. The aspiring scientist found out why once he was flipped
onto his back with his head against the wall: she had attacked him with a giant
yellow block she had materialized. It was currently lying on top of his chest,
slowly crushing his ribcage.
"That oughtta hold you for a while," the witch
taunted as Kamenstein grit his teeth.
"AMOS!!" Mad Scienstein yelled. Thinking quickly, he clenched onto his
potion even harder and started aiming for the block crushing his friend. ZZAP!!
Mad yelped as his hand became scorched. The potion fell from his hand and
smashed on the floor, causing its acidic contents to burn a hole into the
ground. Mad angrily clutched at his wound and turned around to see who did
this. It was the blonde Magikoopa waving to him and sticking her tongue out at
him. The scientific man grimaced and pulled out six potions at once.
"Aw, no you don't," came
the voice of a certain block-making witch.
ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! Mad felt as though someone had just
grabbed his fingers and forcefully snapped them open. He screamed, jumped back, and let go of his potions, or rather what
used to be his potions. All six of them had transformed into a bunch of Thwimps
hopping around on the ground. Mad stared at them for a second in confusion and
frustration while massaging his aching fingers. Then he just started pulling
out some more of his potions. Little did he know that the brown-haired witch
and the blonde-haired witch were floating up from behind him with their wands
raised...
E. Gadd couldn't take anymore of this. Both of his
friends were in grave danger, and he had to do something about it. He put up
the tube of his invention, aimed, and started sucking. Success! He had
simultaneously gotten three of the Thwimps stuck on the tip of his weapon's
mouth. The little stone trio was squirming to get away from the device, but its
wind was too powerful. Elvin smirked at his handiwork and took a good look at
the situation before him. Three Thwimps were still hopping around, Mad
Scienstein was about to be attacked, and Kamenstein was being crushed. The
third scientist did the math in his head, licked his lips, and aimed for the
right spot...
ZING! ZING! Hearing two very strange noises from behind
him, Mad Scienstein looked over his shoulder. He saw two triangles, two
circles, and two squares headed for him. Almost instinctively, he hit the dirt.
Luckily, the six geometric shapes just barely missed him. ZAP! ZAP! Two more
odd noises made him pick his head up. Where two Thwimps had been hopping about
earlier were a pile of rubble and a much smaller Thwimp. It confused the
scientist greatly and frustrated the two witches. They were starting to get
dangerously to their target when Prof. E. Gadd suddenly made his move...
FOOM!! Like a firecracker, the set of Thwimps went
soaring into three different directions. KONK! KONK! They had belted the two
witches sneaking up on Mad right in the snouts. SMASH!! The
third one nailed Dr. Kamenstein's yellow block right in the center of it and
made the whole thing crumble to pieces. Amos snapped his head up and
inhaled deeply while clutching at his chest. He looked at his friend and
savior. "Thank... you..." he rasped.
Elvin smiled. "Anyti-"
BANG!! An explosion of power suddenly erupted right
beneath Elvin's feet. The little man went flying and tumbling through the air.
Dr. Kamenstein watched in horror and awe at this. He turned to glare at the
culprit. This time, it was the pink-haired Magikoopa.
"Did you forget about me?" she taunted.
"Why you..." Dr. Kamenstein aimed his bazooka
and fired. The pink Magikoopa swerved out of the way just in time. SPLAT!! A
huge, messy blob of purple ooze splattered onto the wall and remained stuck
there.
"That was close," the female Magikoopa
breathed as she began to change course. "Now on to the prize..."
Amos scowled once he saw what she was doing: going for
the Raven Stone. The big, black rock shimmered as the pink Magikoopa flew
towards it with her wand out. She was about to start pointing her weapon at the
thing when a look of perplexion befell her face. The rock was shaking like an
egg that was about to hatch. Then it popped out of the ground and went skidding
across the floor. It stopped once it reached a certain man covered in bruises
and skid marks. Using the nifty abilities of his vacuum cleaner, E. Gadd was
able to suck up that entire chunk of rock right into the canister that was
strapped to his back. The Raven Stone had officially become a part of the
scientists' possession.
"YOU GIVE THAT BACK!!" the pink-haired Magikoopa
shrieked, the tip of her wand starting to glow.
"NOT SO FAST, YOU HAG!!" Mad yelled from across the room. He turned and punted the
remaining Thwimp hopping right in front of him. The little stone creature was
fired through the air. BAM!! It got the pink-haired one directly in the back of
her head. She made a loud grunting sound and was knocked right off her
broomstick. She skidded across the ground as her flying device merely fell. Her
wand fired a spell all on its own once it, too, clattered to the ground. Its
victim was the pair of Clusters that Dr. Kamenstein got earlier. One magical
poof later, and the two of them were a pair of trapped cockroaches. The
pink-haired Magikoopa wasn't much better off. Once she stopped skidding around,
she was unconscious. She had lost the battle, but there were still two more.
"How dare you do that to our sister!!" the
other two witches yelled in unison. They started flying towards Mad Scienstein
with their wands upraised once more. The long-haired man merely turned around
and flung two of his potions right in their faces. KSSHH!! "AAUUGHH!!"
Blazingly hot acid was tearing away at their faces. They could no longer
concentrate. They dropped their wands, fell off their broomsticks, hit the
ground, and started clutching at their faces and groaning. Both Mad Scienstein
and E. Gadd smiled at this turn of events.
"Elvin! Hold them!!" E. Gadd caught a glimpse of his friend,
Amos, dragging the pink one's unconscious body over. He immediately caught on
and deployed his vacuum once more. In an instant, both of the two remaining
witches were sticking to the machine's mouth just as the three Thwimps had
been.
Dr. Kamenstein placed the pink Magikoopa right in front
of his friend and stood back. He aimed his bazooka at her. "All three of
these pests are gonna be here a LOOONG time." E. Gadd nodded. "On three now. One..."
"Wait!" said the blonde-haired Magikoopa,
still trying to get the acid off her face. "What are you doing? What is
this!?"
"Two..."
"LET US GO, DAMN IT!!" fumed the brunette.
"Three!!"
FOOM!! Amos and Elvin fired at the same time. All three
of their projectiles collided with the downed pink Magikoopa's body in a big,
slimy, purple explosion. The three scientific men surrounded their latest three
victims. The three Magikoopas, like the two cockroaches in the corner over
there, were encased in a blob of unbreakable purple jelly. The three scientists
smiled as the two conscious ones of the three witches tried struggling to get
out of the quagmire.
"What... is... this?!" said the blonde.
"Muckun Muck," said the Madscikoopa, "a
substance normally used by Muckun Flowers, a powerful breed of Piranha Plants.
It's especially effective against witches such as yourselves.
Try breaking out of it if you want. Only time will do the trick."
"Time?!" the blonde one
spazzed. "What kind of time?!"
"Oh, I don't know," Dr. Kamenstein mused. "Months...
Years... Decades..."
The blonde one started making loud sputtering noises.
Her sister just yelled, "YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS, YOU WRETCH!!"
"Yeah, yeah," the Madscikoopa mumbled.
"Well, we'll be going now. We're taking the Raven Stone with us. See you
later."
"Next time, think twice before insulting
science," Mad Scienstein spat as he and his two friends began to walk out
of the cave in triumph.
"YOU LITTLE BRATS!! GET BACK HERE!!" the brunette yelled as she thrashed
beneath the thick substance, inadvertently pummeling her two sisters as she did
so. "YOU'RE NOT WALKING AWAY FROM US!! GET BACK HERE AND-"
"Ugh..." The pink one woke up. She had some
new bruises on her forehead and someone was yelling in her ear.
"Wha..." She found she was in an extremely cramped space and there
was some transparent purple substance right in front of her. She lifted one
hand and poked it. It was smooth and stretchy, but it was incredibly thick. It
was almost like gelatin made out of steel. "Huh?"
"BUNCH OF WORTHLESS GOOD-FOR-NOTHING'S!! I'LL KILL
YOU AND MURDER YOUR WHOLE-"
"What's going on?" the pink one asked.
"Nothing. We're just doomed, that's all," the blonde grumbled.
"What?!" the pink one
blurted.
"I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON YOUR OWN BLOOD!! I HOPE-"
"Ugh," the blonde groaned as she rubbed her
head tiredly. "I can tell I'm going to be extremely sick of both of you by
the time this is all over..."
Whoever those three witches were, the three scientists
had successfully taken care of them. The two trios weren't going to be able to
see each other again for a very long time. One of them was walking its way out
of the cave victoriously. Through many trials and tribulations, the Raven Stone
had finally become theirs. With it, many great things awaited them. Their
spirits were high.
"Boy, Amos, the Kame Zooka saves our lives once
again," Mad Scienstein commented. "What's next for that thing?"
"Well," Kamenstein said, "I've been
thinking lately I could put it into the Sky-Pop somehow..."
Dr. Kamenstein's story came to a close as the three of
him and his two friends in his flashback discovered the body of the mole man
they met earlier and started helping him up...
It was another bright, shiny
day. Annabyss and friends were walking down the dirt path they had been
informed of earlier. Wario and Waluigi were goose-stepping in unison, Cutlass
and Annabyss were taking the lead, and Laser Snifit was just walking. Big Guy
had Tessa sitting on the back of his neck. He helped her stay on by holding her
feet in place with his hands, just as he would with Davey or even Laser Snifit.
"Beluga," he said to her.
"Cheetah," she said back.
"Dalmation."
"Elephant."
"Flying fish."
"Goose..."
Other than the wind rustling up the leaves of the trees
and the birds chirping, there wasn't much else to listen to. Once his two most
child-like teammates got to "rhino", Cutlass was suddenly reminded of
something. He turned to his female superior and asked her something.
"That reminds me," he said. "What was it
you were doing that one time we fought Larva? You were changing shape..."
"I'm a shape shifter," she replied. "It's
a very useful ability."
Cutlass shook his head. "That's not what I
mean," he elicited. "I mean... how are you able to do it?"
"Manajus."
"Manajus?" Cutlass repeated. The sorceress nodded her head.
"What's that?"
"Oh, I know what that is," Big Guy said,
suddenly breaking away from his game with Tessa. She didn't seem to mind,
though, as she was also interested in this conversation. "My friend,
Crystal Guy, was telling me about it once. He said it's this weird form of
energy that's always floating around in the air and stuff. He said you can use
it if you do certain things. That was how he could shoot crystals out of his
eyes."
Annabyss nodded. "Very good, Big
Guy. That's exactly it."
The overgrown 8-Bit felt proud of himself.
"You know," he added, "he also said something about it having
been created by a group of people called the Starls a long time ago."
"Ten-thousand years ago, to be more precise,"
Annabyss elaborated. "Legend has it, they created
it to protect Tronnajus."
"Tronnajus?" Laser
Snifit asked.
"It's what some people call this planet..."
Everyone suddenly started staring at Cutlass. He looked
around at them as though they were all suddenly dressed in funny outfits for no
reason. "What?" he said. "I just know that..."
"It is indeed called Tronnajus," said
Annabyss, the only person who didn't start staring at him. "It means
'World of Wonder', although it is far from the only one of its kind here in the
Milky Way galaxy. More specifically, there are 24 others just like it... Well,
almost..."
All six of her companions had their eyes fixed on her as
though that'd help them hear the explanation better. She paid it little mind
and went on with it.
"Tronnajus is special in the sense it was the one
Manajus originated on. In fact, it was named after it. Similarly, it means
'Energy of Wonder'.
"The Starls, as you said, Big Guy, made it so that
this substance could be used by the people of Tronnajus, but only if they did
certain things. They are as follows: defeating giant monsters, putting an end
to evil men and their heinous operations, recovering from amnesia, awakening
from a coma, making a fortune, having children, taking someone's life, making a
beautiful work of art, destroying an entire building, inventing something
wondrous, starting a war, and solving a mystery."
Each of these tasks made something ring in the heads of
each of the woman's teammates, Cutlass especially. He thought for a moment, and
Annabyss went on with her explanation.
"That may not sound as though there are very many
things one can do in order to induce the powers of Manajus, but, in reality,
it's a little more complicated than that. After all, there are various versions
of each task. For instance, 'starting a war' can mean 'starting a fight with
someone' just as easily as it can mean 'getting two countries to start trying
to kill each other'. 'Solving a mystery' can mean 'solving a puzzle' just as
easily as it can mean 'discovering why it's 25 planets, and not 24 or 26.'
Different versions of these tasks will get you different amounts of Manajus,
but no matter how you do them, Manajus you will get. You can also see how this
system can be used as easily as it can abused."
This was all found very fascinating by the others, but
their questions were many and close together. They didn't hesitate to voice
them.
"So, Annie, when I killed that big, ugly guy at the
base..."
"We met this guy in a crown once. He was
controlling people with plays..."
"Does this mean that once I recover..."
"What about that one green thing you all
killed?"
"Yes, yes, you all gained Manajus when you did all those
things," was Annabyss's hasty reply.
"But, Annie, how can we tell when we've gotten
Manajus?" Tessa asked. "How can we tell how much of it we have
left?"
"Whenever you gain Manajus, you will feel a very
faint tingling sensation," Annabyss explained. "Exactly where is
different for everyone. For some people, it's in their knuckles. For others,
it's in their feet. For me, it's in my eyes...
"As for how you can use Manajus, I can't quite
explain it, but, in essence, you merely have to concentrate on where you feel
that tingling and picture it exploding. The tingling will occur again. Exactly
how harshly it will occur depends on how much Manajus you have left. This can
be unbearable at times, but, overall, it's merely an obstacle any decent
Manajus-user must overcome.
"Once the tingling returns, picture it exploding
once more, although, often, it requires a bit more than this, such as certain
movements with your hands and feet (it takes some time to get used to). Exactly
what happens is different for everyone. Some people are able to temporarily
increase their speed and strength while others are able to summon certain
creatures."
"Like Larva," Cutlass quipped.
"Exactly. They say it all depends on what kind of soul you
possess."
Annabyss's words had reached them. Soon, they were all
looking extremely pensive.
"I wonder what kind of ability I have,"
Big Guy wondered.
"Me, too," Laser Snifit added while scratching
his chin.
"The next town is just ahead," Cutlass
commented as he gestured to a collection of little houses that the dirt road
sloped into. "Maybe we'll be able to find out once we get there."
"That's Il Ville, so it is indeed a
possibility," Annabyss responded. "So, everyone, be on guard."
"Right," her comrades all stated. With that,
the group of seven continued walking, unaware of what perilous trials they had
lying in wait for them...
"You remember the plan,
right?"
"Right."
"Okay... Let's do this..."
On this day, a good few members of the Death Sickles
were gathered. All of them were basking in the faint glow of the sun shining
through the building's stained glass window. Most of them were sitting down,
but three of them were up there on the altar. Two of them were Alexander and
Kitty holding each other's hands. The third one was Minister Zelm. He was
standing behind the betrothed couple explaining something to them.
"Here, starting with the groom, I ask you to recite
the vows that you two have made for each other. You describe your love for one
another, how it shall go undying for generations on end, how you couldn't ever
spend eternity with anyone else, and so forth..."
Hyrg, as promised, was one of the people sitting down.
Galileo was to his right. The wolf looked significantly less bored than his
disciple did. The younger one's mind kept drifting. He kept thinking about all
kinds of irrelevant things. He wondered where his family was and what they were
doing. He wondered if they were okay or if they were in grave danger. He
wondered if he'd ever see them again. Thoughts like these came plentiful to
him. However, other such thoughts like how they made stained glass windows and
how Minister Zelm managed to get a nose like that weren't uncommon either. At
one point, listening to the ongoing explanations of Minister Zelm, the boy gave
a groan and asked his teacher another question.
"How long's this gonna last?!" he asked.
"Hyrg, hush. It'll all be over in about 20 minutes, more or less."
"Sheesh," Hyrg complained. "You'd think
the strongest Death Sickle around would be a bit more... exciting..."
"Just so you know, being exciting is not a
requirement in order to achieve the rank of 'minister'," Galileo stated.
"It's not even required in order to be 'sub-minister'."
Hyrg looked at his teacher. "There's a
sub-minister?"
"Yes. Her name is Galm. She's Minister Zelm's
daughter."
Hyrg's eyes widened out. "He's got a
daughter??"
"Oh, it doesn't stop there. His daughter has a son
named Zill who's got a wife named Laren."
"Uh..."
"And they've got a daughter named Shleo. She is the
cutest little thing."
Hyrg didn't say anything. He just sat there with an
extremely bewildered look on his face. His mouth was hanging open and his
eyebrows were contorted.
"It seems they all have some of the same talent he
does," Galileo added.
Hyrg still didn't say anything. After letting it all
sink in, he finally got his mouth moving again. "Wow," he said.
"So, uh, Galileo... What exactly DO you need in order to become
minister?"
"Well..."
KSH! KSH! KSSH!! Three explosion-shaped holes were made
in the stained glass window. Alexander and Kitty's wedding rehearsal had been
interrupted by three Centaurs that had leapt into the room, each of them with
fur, eyes, and long, wily hair of the same grey. They were all heavily armed.
Hyrg was terrified. Everyone started staring at this trio of intruders. One of
them grabbed a hold of the minister's face with his brawny hand and he held a
knife up to his neck. The other two Centaurs had whipped out some crossbows and
started pointing them at everyone in the room.
"Alright, you maggots," one of them said,
"if you want this idiotic leader of yours to
live, then you'd better start giving in to our demands. Number one, this base
is ours now. Number two, 50,000 of your members now belong to us. Number
three..."
Hardly anyone seemed to be interested in what this guy
had to say. It showed. Hyrg looked around at all the bored faces and became
anxious. He started tugging at Galileo's sleeve and hissing in his ear.
"What do we do, Galileo?! If these guys kill him-"
"They won't be able to, Hyrg," Galileo
retorted. The boy gave him a pleading stare. "Just watch..."
"Number four, we..." The Centaur stopped. He
finally noticed how, other than that one young boy over there, there wasn't a
single soul in the room that was looking the least bit threatened. The Centaur
scowled. "What's wrong with you people?!" he yelled. "Don't you
care about your leader?!"
The two Centaurs with the crossbows suddenly started
looking very confused. They were hearing some choking noises behind them. They
lowered their weapons and slowly turned around. What they saw wasn't pretty.
The Centaur that was taking Zelm hostage was starting to whither away. His skin
was drying up, cracking all over the place, and falling off like debris.
"If you want anything from us," Zelm said
calmly, "you should at least apologize for what you did to our
window..."
CLANG. The knife fell to the floor. It still had a hand clutching
onto it, but it was no longer attached to a wrist. It, along with the man it
once belonged to, was turning into dust. The Centaur gave off a few more
hopeless gasps before his dry, flaky eyelids closed and he fell to the floor
with a dull THUMP, knocking some clouds of dust off his body as he did so. One
of the two remaining Centaurs was speechless. His jaw was hanging open, but the
other one merely started scowling some more.
"You wretched..." he growled. He jammed his
crossbow right into Zelm's face, but his look of hatred soon turned into one of
despair and disgust. His hands became shaky. The crossbow slipped and clattered
to the floor. Then the Centaur knelt down, opened his mouth, and began to
regurgitate heavily. However, what was pouring out of him and splattering onto
the floor was, not his stomach's contents, but his own blood. It was thick and
seemingly endless, like a red waterfall. All of the Death Sickles on the
premises winced at this a bit, save for the one who caused it, who merely
watched it as though it were just a worm frying up in the sun.
The ones who were the most horrified by this were Hyrg
and the Centaur who hadn't had anything done to him yet. The one who was
heaving out rivers of his own blood was struggling to gasp and say something
between rounds. "P... Please... make it... stop..." His skin was
growing pale and his body was thinning out. Hyrg placed a hand over his mouth
as he watched this man's veins and arteries flatten out. It was as though
leeches had been placed all over his form and they were all sucking rapidly.
Finally, he hacked up one last blob of red liquid, and he collapsed, his
unmoving eyes forever remaining only half-closed.
There was only one more left. Everyone turned to look at
him expectantly. The man was shaking all over. He could no longer hold the
crossbow steady. He looked around at all the people staring at him. His breaths
had become dangerously short. The curse had practically already begun. Once he
saw Minister Zelm glaring at him, he let out a short scream. In a panic, he
zipped one arm behind, yanked something off, and smashed it onto the ground
before him.
FWISSHH! A large, billowing cloud of purple smoke
enveloped the room. Everyone started coughing. Once the smoke wisped and faded
away, there was no one left in the vicinity other than the Death Sickles and
the two Centaurs' dead bodies. One of them was lying in a puddle of its own
blood, and the other was nothing more than a pile of dust.
Minister Zelm slowly moved his eyes from left to right.
Finally, he just flipped his hands out. The dust scattered as though it had
been swept away by a gust of wind. Hyrg expected people to start coughing from
it, but it seemed to just vanish into thin air. As for the other Centaur, its
body began to break into pieces like a rock becoming rubble, and each piece
that broke off turned into a little pink flower petal that blew away and began
to float across the room. Once this was finished, not even the blood was still
there. For a finishing touch, the minister turned around and waved his hand.
The broken pieces of glass floated off the ground and put themselves back into
place. Before long, the stained glass window was back to normal. What was done
was now undone.
After that, Minister Zelm faced forward again.
"Everyone, I apologize for the interruption," he said as he walked
back into place. "May I suggest we continue with the rehearsal?"
Alexander and Kitty nodded. They walked forward as the
Death Sickles behind them began to quietly chat amongst themselves a bit as a
result of the recent occurrence.
"Those guys had it coming..."
"They had no idea what they were getting themselves
into..."
"That's our leader!"
Hyrg was greatly surprised. He looked around at all
these smug Death Sickles, being unable to believe their reactions. Did they
know all along that this was going to happen?
"Well, Hyrg, to put it shortly," Galileo said,
breaking Hyrg away from his thoughts, "in order to be minister... you have
to be able to do THAT..."
Hyrg stared blankly for a few seconds. All of the
patrons quieted down. Minister Zelm was talking again. It was amazing how quickly
it had ended as soon as it began. So THAT'S a minister? the boy thought. To think...
If only one person's been able to leave a scar on him... he must have really
been something...
Meanwhile, outside, running through the trees of the
Clouds of dust were being
kicked up everywhere. Everyone in the village watched excitedly as six of its
best racers ran tracks around the circular road surrounding it. The race was
almost over. The checkered bar was but a few yards away. Two racers were in the
lead, one of them being slightly taller and more muscular than the other. Both
of them were panting heavily and being drenched in rivers of their own boiling
sweat as their legs worked furiously. The sounds of cheering
was all around them. They couldn't give up, not for their family or
their friends.
The smaller one's speed was starting to lapse. Fatigue
weighed him down. The larger racer was soon taking the lead. The other one
blinked the sweat out of his eyes and caught sight of this. Anxiety and desperation
caught hold of him. Already, he was letting it all go to waste.
Then everything became silent. The sounds of the people
cheering and the mad footsteps died down. The smaller racer looked into the
crowds. Standing clearly amidst all the blurry faces was a lone woman. The object of his desire. She smiled gently at him and held
her folded hands against her chest. A subtle gesture.
It was all he needed.
The sounds were coming back. A newfound energy was
ebbing throughout this man's body. His legs had become powerful machines.
Before anyone knew it, he was breaking records left and right. His weakening
dash had turned into an unstoppable stampede, one that a certain other racer
had no prayer against.
The village was in shock and admiration. The smaller
racer left a bewildered opponent of his in the dust. In the next instant, it
was all over. One man had flown across the finish line and ended it. Patrons
galore flocked him and cheered nonstop. An elderly man patted him on the back.
A ways behind him, his defeated opponent was yelling and shaking his fist. Six
of his equally fit friends were holding him back. In spite of this, everyone
was still ecstatic. To top it all off, the woman from before
approached the winner of this race, embraced him, and kissed him on the lips.
The villagers saw this and cheered even harder. Then they began to move back
into the town for further festivities. It was a mirthful, lively place.
Annabyss and co. had entered Il Ville.
"Annie?" Tessa asked. "What's going
on?"
"I'm not sure," the woman replied.
"Perhaps we should find out... But we must be careful..."
Their next move was to walk across the dirt path that
served as a racetrack earlier, and to wander into this strange new town. The
houses were chiefly made of planks of wood painted white, thus noticeably
giving the place a more modern feel than Steen Stream did. The big similarity
between the two towns, however, lied in the fact that both of their inhabitants
were rather small. The Ils, though, had dark skin
instead of peachy skin, and their hair was black instead of green.
On this day, their town was loaded with stands aplenty.
People were getting snacks and drinks of all kinds from them. One of them
caught Tessa's eye. The girl immediately grabbed Annabyss's hand and pointed.
"Annie! Can we get some cotton candy? Please?"
"Yeah!! Cotton candy!!"
Big Guy crowed. Cutlass gently covered half of his face with one of his hands
and Laser Snifit shook his head.
Annabyss laughed. "Yes, of course," she said.
"I guess I could go for something," Laser
Snifit added.
"Something alcoholic would be nice," Cutlass
added. In a moment's time, everyone had gotten what they wanted. Soon
afterwards, they were back amongst the crowds. They all seemed to be headed in
one direction.
"My cotton candy could kick your caramel apple's
butt, Snifit," Big Guy stated.
"Big Guy, shut up."
Tessa was the next to speak. "I don't get it,
Annie," she said. "Is this place really as dangerous as they say it
is?"
"Well," Annabyss stated, "it could be, and
it couldn't..."
A few seconds later, the gathering was complete. The Ils had stopped walking and started standing around in front
of the platform in the center of town. On top of it was a microphone and, of
all things, a giant treasure chest. In the middle of all this, Annabyss and the
others were but more faces in the crowd; faces that didn't know anything. To
remedy this, Big Guy leaned over to the man to his right. He was the same
elderly man who was there for the winner of the race.
"Hey, uh, what's going on? What's this all
about?" he asked.
"Newcomers, eh? Of course you wouldn't know anything about this," the
old man commented. "We do this every year," he explained. "We
get six of our best guys together and we let them race. The winner gets to pull
the lever."
"The lever?"
The aged man pointed to the left side of the humungous
treasure chest. A lever was sticking out of it. "Whoever pulls that thing
activates the Sacred Treasure Chest. This year, the man who's gonna pull it is
none other than my son, Jack. Damn, I'm proud of him." This elderly man
was baring a dreamy smile, but Big Guy was just confused. Then the old man
sighed resentfully. "Not like my other son... Jax... He left two years ago
to join some cult called the Mushroom League, or something. He said the world
needed cleansing and he was just the man to do it. I haven't seen him since.
The big idiot..." The man suddenly started smiling once more. "Not
like my other son, Jack, though. Now THAT'S a real man! The one who's going to
pull the lever, yes sir! Not like my other son..."
"So, uh, what exactly happens when you pull the
lever?" Big Guy inquired, interrupting the man's reminiscing.
"What happens? People die."
Annabyss and her other five teammates suddenly turned
their heads towards the man Big Guy was talking to. "Wh... What?!" the huge Shy Guy blurted.
"Oh, I guess I forgot to tell you about that.
Before we get the race going, we capture ten people and we throw'em into the
Sacred Treasure Chest. Once the lever is pulled, spikes from inside the chest
fly out and squash all the poor saps inside of it. We do it in the name of
Veyran."
"Sacrifices," Annabyss whispered.
"Yup. Sacrifices. You gotta love'em!"
"This is horrendous," Annabyss seethed.
"Ten innocent people are going to die for that foul witch! This ceremony
must be stopped..."
The old man turned and looked at her. "You have
something against this ceremony?"
"It's an abomination! Innocent people must
not-"
BAM!! Annabyss and the other six had suddenly received
some heavy blows to the head. In the next second, they had all slumped down
onto the ground, unconsciously. Behind them were the runner-up of the race and
his sextet of equally muscular companions, each of them with their fists up.
"Change of heart, Jabb?" Jack's father asked.
"Don't get me wrong," the runner-up said.
"I'm gonna get Jack for this... But nobody...
NOBODY messes with Veyran!!"
The old man turned away from Jabb and smiled. He
continued to wait for the main event as the rest of the Ils
did. It was mere seconds away. Once those two people over there walked onto the
stage, it could get started. As they approached the stairs to this platform,
the one in the lead was smiling and thinking to himself.
Racing, he thought. For so long it's been such
a favorite pastime of the Ils. In fact, one time, me and my brother found a very strange object in the woods.
In order to determine who was to keep it, we challenged each other to a race.
Well, lucky him, he won. The treasure was his and he used it to get a nice place
of his own somewhere. It's just as well; he was the best in the village. And
now... a new champion has arisen...
The Ils in the crowd cheered as
a man in a business suit walked onto the stage and up to the platform with Jack
in tow. The two of them waved to the audience as they took their places (Jack
waving to his father and the woman of his life in particular). Jack stood
beside the lever of the Sacred Treasure Chest and the other man stood behind
the microphone. Everyone quieted down as he began his speech.
"Citizens of Il Ville," he announced, "I,
Mayor Jad, am pleased to announce that Jack Illiyard is the winner of this
year's race. Let's all give him a big hand!" The mayor started clapping
and all the other Ils immediately joined in,
complementing it with a few whistles and cheers. Jack smiled and waved to all
of his admirers in return. Once the crowd became silent again, the mayor went
on with his speech. "Anyway, we have in the Sacred Treasure Chest ten
people who-"
"-Seventeen!"
The mayor stopped and looked around. The audience was
looking equally confused. "Uh... Excuse me?" he asked, still not
really knowing to whom he was speaking.
"Seventeen!!" Suddenly, everyone's attention was drawn to the right side of
the stage. Walking up its steps were Jabb and his friends. Each of them were
dragging the unconscious bodies of Annabyss and co..
"Heathens," Jabb said as he dragged Annabyss's body up to the mayor.
"They said they wanted to stop the ceremony."
The leader of the town stared at this man and his
friends for a second. Then he shrugged his shoulders. He turned back towards
the microphone with his hands spread out and a smile on his face.
"Seventeen people," he said. "What's
seven more this year, eh?" The crowd cheered. Jabb and his friends had
taken a ladder to the Sacred Treasure Chest. They popped it open and took turns
heaving the newly acquired sacrifices into it. They closed it, waved to all the
people, walked off the stage, and let the ceremony continue.
"Seventeen people, everyone," the mayor
stated. "All of them opposed to the resurrection of Veyran. She'll be glad
once their blood has been spilt in her name." The mayor spread his arms
once more and then brought his hands together. The Ils
in the crowd all followed his example. "Let us now bow our heads in
prayer..."
Meanwhile, inside the giant treasure chest, as the mayor
prayed, seventeen people were dwelling, all of them unconscious. The only one
who still had some life in him was the one with strong arms, a yellow cap, and
the faintest glimmer of a rainbow light shimmering between his eyelids.
"Tu... Kear... Lyss..."
Out on the sea, a ship was
sailing along the salty breeze of the ocean air. The ship's deck was
overflowing with all kinds of strange creatures
running back and forth, doing everything they could to keep their vessel
afloat. The head-honcho of them all was the one behind the steering wheel, the
dread Capt. Sugar. Not too far away from her was the spoiled Syrup.
"Sugar, how long 'til we get there?" she
asked.
The leader of the White Sugar Pirates squinted
her eyes. In the distance, she could make out their much-awaited destination, a
little town near the coast. The treacherous woman cracked a mischievous grin.
"Not long..."
"And in your name, we
pray... Amen..."
The ritual was over. Everyone in the crowd opened their
eyes and lifted their heads back up. Once again, the mayor was the center of
attention. "Now," he said, "let the show begin!! Jack, if you
will..."
Jack nodded. He walked closer to the lever sticking out
of the side of the revered Sacred Treasure Chest. He put his hand on it and
time seemed to stand still. Everyone in Il Ville was excited beyond redemption.
They all watched and waited, all of them standing on the tips of their toes.
Seventeen sacrifices, the mayor thought. It
should be good this year. Jadz doesn't know what he's missing...
Come on, son, thought the father of the winner. Make
us proud...
Yeah, make us proud, thought the bitter Jabb with
his arms folded. You lucky bastard...
Jack tightened his grip around the lever. He was
sweating. He had never been more nervous in his life. All of
these people staring at him as he was about to perform the most sacred of
rituals. Did he have the guts to do it? Was he going to screw up? Was he
going to be scorned for life?
Suddenly, all of his doubts vanished. He saw HER in the
crowd, smiling at him. The mere sight of such an uplifting look from his
significant other cleansed him. He felt reborn. He felt as though pounds had
been lifted from his body. There was NOTHING he couldn't do.
Jack gladly returned the smile. The time had come. The
winner put his attention back on the lever and began to push...
BOOOMM!!! Jack jumped back and fell down. The stage had
been destroyed! He, the mayor, and the podium fell to the ground along with the
broken pieces of wood. Everyone leapt back and screamed. What could have caused
this? Suddenly, it happened again. BOOOMM!! A nearby house had been demolished.
Once they looked in the distance and saw what the cause of this was,
pandemonium ensued; a pirate ship was sailing towards them...
Il Ville was terrified. All of its citizens were running
frantically, trying their best to defend what mattered most to them. They
gathered up their things, tore down their stands and merchandise, and got their
children indoors, all for the sake of protecting them from these pirates. Their
attackers found it all rather amusing...
"Stupid Ils," Capt. Sugar smirked.
"You're just making it more fun..." The ship stopped at the shore's
edge, dropped the anchor, and took the raid to the next level. The captain
raised her sword and swung it in the direction of the town. "CHAAAARRGE!!"
The pirates yelled and hooted excitedly. They withdrew
their weapons, jumped off the ship, got back on land, and began to stampede
towards the village. The last Ils to get to safe
places were the first to go. Pirate Gooms were tackling them, holding spears to
their throats, and forcing them to empty out their pockets. Wanderin' Gooms
were raiding buildings, running out of them with stolen valuables, and lighting
the architectures on fire. Dangerous Ducks were submissing people and beating
them senseless just for the fun of it. Once Jad and Jack pulled themselves out
of the wreckage of the stage and saw all this, immediately, it dawned on them
that despair had consumed Il Ville. There were too many of these pirates, and
there was nothing they could pray for to change that.
Then it hit Jack. His eyes snapped wide open and he
began to look around desperately. Where had she gone? Where was the woman that
made his life worth living? Where was everything he had ever fought for? He had
to find her. Nothing else mattered. He decided they'd be together even in this
torrent of chaos, regardless of how many bones he'd have to break in order to
pull it off...
He took a huge step forward. That was it. He felt a
delicate hand clasp onto his forehead and a blazing river flash onto his neck.
Before he knew it, he was on the ground, suffering from a wound that would
never heal, yet it was one that wouldn't allow him to ever suffer again. In his
place stood a woman in green, a sword covered in blood being held in her left
hand. The mayor saw what Jack was about to do and what this woman had done to
him. The winner of a very cherished tradition was
gone, as was a young girl's love. All this, and the village they adored was
being destroyed. The pride and glory of Il Ville was slipping away like sand in
an hourglass.
"What do you want?!" Jad cried. "Why are you doing this?!"
"The Kreer Sphere," Capt. Sugar said. "Tell me where it
is."
The mayor scowled at the atrocious woman. "Why
should I?" he snarled. "Why should I do anything for anyone who took
everything away from me and the ones I love?"
WHAP. Sugar caught Jad by his left arm. She grinned malevolently as
she looked directly into his eyes. "Why not?"
She violently threw him out of her grasp. The harsh maneuver spun him all the
way around so he could see what was going on.
Half of the village's buildings had already been burned
to ashes. In the distance, a Wanderin' Goom was hurling another torch into
another. It, too, caught fire. Closer by, a few Dangerous Ducks were walking
away from a family huddled together. The ducks were laughing in their faces and
walking away from them with loaded sacks slung over their shadows. A few yards
from there, one of the female Ils was lying on the
ground. A Dangerous Duck was reproaching her, holding a pearl necklace in his
hand. The woman tried crawling towards him and reaching out to him with one
outstretched arm, but the duck just turned around and kicked her in the face.
The woman fell to the ground, defeated. The Dangerous Duck laughed and walked
on.
Jad didn't want to see any of this anymore. Tears welled
up in his eyes. He turned towards Capt. Sugar and let it spill.
"
Capt. Sugar smirked. "Wise choice," she chided.
"That's all I needed to know..." The woman lifted up a foot and
slammed it into the mayor's face. He went sprawling backwards and rolling down
the pile of wood. She watched him lay on the ground, wincing in pain. She
smiled once more. Then she swung her blood-stained sword up into the air.
"ALRIGHT, YOU WORTHLESS DOGS, FALL BACK!! BACK TO
THE SHIP!!" she yelled.
A loud cheer from her vicious minions shot up in
response. Soon, Pirate Gooms, Wanderin' Gooms, and Dangerous Ducks were running
away from Il Ville along with its burning buildings and suffering people. All
of them were heading back towards the S. S. Teacup. Only ten Dangerous Ducks
remained.
"Say, uh, captain, what should we do with this big
treasure chest here?" one of them said, pointing to the tremendous thing
turned on its side.
Sugar looked at it and instantly switched moods
completely, like a light turning on. She clicked her heels together, clasped
her hands together, and gazed upon it with shimmering eyes. "That?"
she said. Then she relaxed her shoulders and sported a devilish grin once more.
"Haul it back. It's gotta be LOADED with goodies..."
The Dangerous Ducks saluted her. They immediately got to
work on picking it up from different sides and carrying it over to the ship.
Sugar watched this in devious satisfaction. She turned around and started to
walk off this huge mound of broken wood. At the bottom of it, she came across
her little sister. She was holding a rather large bundle of jewelry in her
miniscule arms.
"Sugar?" she asked. "You think mom would
be proud of us?"
"I don't think it, Syrup," Sugar replied.
"I know it..."
As the two demonic siblings walked away from the
wreckage that they had reduced Il Ville to, Jad lay on the ground, gazing
dazedly into the sky. A tint of grey had darkened it due to the smoke rising
from the ruins. He felt as if the day had instantly turned to twilight just
because of this one dire event. However, at least it wasn't night.
Monsters, he thought. Go to
The disheartened mayor pried himself off the ground so
he was sitting upright. Once he did so, he could see that, on top of this hill
of destruction was a young woman holding a dead man in her arms. Back and forth,
she looked at his closed eyes, his expressionless face, and the gash on his
neck. Finally, she just exploded in tears and buried her face into her
former-love's chest. Mayor Jad watched this and sunk his face into his hands.
Heaven help us... Night consumed Il Ville and a
ship sailed away...
Above the waters bordering
the Clattagin Woods, Kamek was flying around on his broomstick. He had already
covered a good amount of distance. Let's see, he thought, I should be
able to arrive there within the next 24 hours...
As he was flying, something suddenly caught his
attention. Out of the corner of his eye, he could swear he had just seen
something strange sticking out of the water below him. It looked like a flower
with white petals... but why would a flower be growing out of the middle of the
ocean? He looked downward to make sure.
Nothing was there. Kamek stared at where he was certain
he saw it. A few seconds later, he shrugged it off. This isn't the time to
be distracted by such trivial things, he thought. There's something
important I must do. The fate of the Koopas depends on it...
The White Sugar Pirates were
in high spirits. On the deck of their ship, they were all dancing and
sprinkling themselves in the rain of money and treasure they were able to
pillage from Il Ville. It exceeded their expectations by far.
"Captain, look at all this stuff!!"
"Who'd've thought those stupid little Ils would have had so much of it?!"
"We're rich! RICH!!"
Capt. Sugar smiled. "I know," she said as she watched
a select few of her minions try their hand at tipping their newfound giant
treasure chest open. "Now we're going to see just how rich we really
are..."
WHAM!! It was knocked over now. Once that happened, the
Dangerous Ducks stepped away from the chest. Then a bunch of Pirate Gooms leapt
on top of it and jammed their spears into the thing's hinges. SHING!! The top
part was hacked off. The chest was open now and it was time for the ducks to
venture inside. Capt. Sugar and the others were excited. However, once they
came out dragging a bunch of people with them, everyone was confused.
"Oi, captain, there's just some weird people
here," said the one holding an unconscious Wario by the shoulders.
"What do we do with them?"
The captain didn't respond at first. She frowned for a
bit in disappointment that no treasure had been found inside this chest. Then a
smirk came upon her face. "Throw them in the brig with the other
four," she ordered. "It's about time we let the games begin..."
That was all the White Sugar Pirates needed to hear.
They, too, had been let down by the outcome of this, and now they were eager
again. The enthused pirates saluted their captain once more and commenced
dragging these unconscious people to their destination...
"...And so, after
having searched for it for so long, I was finally able to find it... The Kreer Sphere!"
"Mm-hm."
Foreman Spike, Guido, Oglian, and Swoompster were still
rotting away in the brig of the S. S. Teacup. Between the four, Swoompster was
the one telling the story, Foreman Spike was listening, and the other two were
just sitting around. In this dank, smelly place, only the Swoompire's rambling
kept the scene alive.
"But it was in the hands of that greedbag, Mac
Rozone! I tried getting it away from him, but all I got was a lock of his
hair..."
CHING! The door opened, but only for one brief shining
moment. In one humungous blur of orange, grey, yellow, and other such colors,
17 new cellmates had been added to the S. S. Teacup's brig. Each of their motionless
bodies had been unceremoniously thrown onto the floor, getting a yelp from the
surprised Guido and Oglian. CHING! The door closed again. The sound of hands
wiping dust off themselves and footsteps walking away filled the air.
"Get along, now! But I wouldn't get TOO attached to
each other, if I were you. Heh heh heh..."
The guards' taunts faded away. They were alone again.
Foreman Spike scoffed. "How many people are they gonna cram in here?
Sheesh..."
"Ugh..." Big Guy pulled himself off the
ground, clutching at his head. "What happened? Where are we?" Others
began to wake up as well while the titanic Shy Guy was busy looking around at
their new surroundings. "What is this? Did those stupid Ils throw us in
here?"
"On the contrary..." The few people in the
room that had resumed consciousness at this point turned towards the source of
this new voice. It was harsh, misty, and deep-pitched. It almost sounded like
it was echoing. "The Ils threw us in a treasure chest. This is a ship.
Something must have happened while we were out..."
"You can tell that?" Big Guy inquired. He
stared at the mysterious man. "Just who are you, anyway?"
The man stared back. Like Big Guy, he was a muscular
brute over eight feet tall and he wore a white mask. Unlike the 8-Bit's mask,
though, it consisted exclusively of two eyeholes and no mouth. Peering through
those holes were a pair of deep-set, unforgiving eyes.
They seemed to have a reddish glow to them.
Like a diver, the skintight thing he was wearing was in
one piece, and it covered everything including his hands and his feet. It was
red and it encased his hands in mitten-like formations. Around his right wrist
was a strange thick, white, coiling bracelet with what looked like the head of
a spear. Around his neck was a huge, billowing, dark red cape. He looked
extremely intimidating.
"I am Marlukin," the giant responded, "a
servant of the goddess, Golden Diva..."
The still groggy Tessa scratched her head. Servant
of... she thought. Wouldn't that make the Ils...
capturing their own kind?
"And these..." Marlukin went on. He gestured
towards seven smaller people, all of them baring striking resemblances to him,
but mostly in outfit. Only three of them had already woken up. "...Are my
subordinates..." The three that were awake were yellow, blue, and red. The
yellow one wore a dark yellow jacket, the blue one, a dark blue poncho, and the
red one, a dark red scarf. Marlukin pointed to each of them and named them
respectively, who all nodded and waved. "Milgurin... Masle... Melcro..."
The other four were evidently taller and more gangly
than the previous three. There were two red ones, one yellow one, and one blue
one. Marlukin named them as well. "Metch... Meech... Milsh... and
Milt..." None of them moved. "We're the Spear-Masks," Marlukin
elaborated, "and we will stop at nothing until our goddess is
revived..."
Big Guy nodded, but Tessa was slightly confused. Eight
of these new people were cleared up, but that didn't explain the two in the
corner. One of them was a young woman and the other one was a little girl not
much older than her own brother. The little one was leaning against the other
with a frightened look on her face. The older woman held her and stroked her
gently.
What Tessa noticed about them was that they both had long,
wavy brown hair and four whisker-like marks on their cheeks. They also had,
strangely enough, four plumy white wings growing out of their backs. Between
the two, though, the younger one was the one with a fancy-looking red robe and
the older one was the one clad in some rather exotic boots, as well as some
gloves, a leotard, and a tiara. Tessa found them interesting.
"What about them?" she asked Marlukin. The
gigantic Spear-Mask slowly turned his head towards them. The elder woman of the
two merely glanced at him once this happened. Marlukin scoffed and turned away.
"Halimus and Hessen," said the tremendous man.
"Honorary Spear-Masks."
"Honorary Spear-Masks?" Tessa repeated.
"Long story..."
At this point, Swoompster was confused to death. He
tried listening to all these people and keeping up with them, but it just
couldn't be done. His brow furled and he let his voice be heard. "Now,
just a darn minute!!" he yelled, grabbing everyone's attention. "I
was just telling Foreman Spike, here, all about the time I tried getting the
Kreer Sphere, and then you people show up and take the spotlight away from
me!!"
"Egotist," Foreman Spike muttered.
"And YOU!!" The little Swoompire pointed at the seismic Spear-Mask.
"You people! Trying to bring her back, huh?! Well, just so you know, I've
got my eye on you, so watch it, servants of Golden Diva!!"
"Is there a problem," Marlukin growled,
"servant of Count Dheos?"
Suddenly greatly frightened, Swoompster jumped back.
"Well, actually, I, uh, I just..."
CHING! Everyone turned around. The feature ghost of the
White Sugar Pirates had floated into the cell. A small troupe
of Ghost Gooms were right behind him. He looked around at the prisoners
and started pointing. "You, you, you, and you," he said. "You're
comin' with me."
Big Guy stood up with his fists clenched.
"Hey!!" he yelled. "What right have you
to start ordering us around?!"
The ghost looked directly into the overgrown 8-Bit's
eyes and smiled. "What right DON'T I have?"
Big Guy suddenly felt a strange vibration shake his
body. It was as though the distance between him and this ghost was expanding,
as though the room itself was stretching. It seemed everyone in it was inside
the belly of some tremendous creature. Big Guy felt this, gulped, and stepped
back.
Obediently, Milgurin, Swoompster, Laser Snifit, and
Waluigi got up and started filing out the door. Foreman Spike, Guido, Oglian,
Cutlass, Halimus, and the Spear-Masks were cautious of this and Hessen was her
usual worried self, but Tessa appeared to be genuinely concerned.
"What?!" she said. "So... Just like that, you're all going
to..."
"Tessa, you were always a worrier..."
The girl's ears lit up. She recognized that
nasal-sounding, raspy voice, but there was something different about it this
time. The next one she heard was a similar, but deeper one. It, too, was
familiar, but strange.
"He's right, you know. Have you ever seen us NOT
able to do something?!"
Tessa looked back and forth. Two of her companions were
both smiling at her. One of them was standing in front of the exit to this
cell, having yet to leave it as the others did. The other one was still there
and with his arms folded. It was the Kamenstein Bros., cocky as ever, but Tessa
could no longer see those Annabyss-like rainbows in their eyes. They were...
normal...
"Well whatever," Waluigi said. "But, I'm
tellin' ya, you're only wasting your time by worrying about us."
"Listen good, woman. This
is good stuff," Wario added. Then he yelled out to his brother. "Just
don't screw up or anything, alright, you idiot?!"
"I know, moron!! Just leave it to me!!" With
that out of the way, the younger Kamenstein Brother began to goose-step out the
door. Finally, the pirate ghost floated as well, closing the portal behind him
and locking it tight. Seconds later, all of them were gone. Things were getting
stranger...
Tessa was anxious. In a panic, she looked down, noticed
Annabyss's unconscious body, and began shaking it. "Annie, Annie!! Wake
up! We need you!!"
"Don't bother, Tessa," Cutlass advised.
"She's out cold." The girl looked at the man pleadingly. Cutlass
looked back and sighed. "Look," he said, "I don't quite get
what's going on myself, but I doubt it's anything to lose your head over. Think
about it..." The silver alien held his hands out. "Are any of us
worth underestimating?"
Tessa stared at him for a while. Then she looked away, a
pensive air about her. "I... I guess you're right..."
I never really thought about it, the girl
speculated. All of us... We're pretty
strong... The young female lifted up her gloved hands and started to look
at them. Does that... include me?...
Meanwhile, in the corner, Hessen was still frightened.
She glanced upward at the elder woman. "Halimus," she said,
"when's it going to be over?"
"Soon, Hessen," the woman responded.
"Just wait, it won't take long..."
"No," Hessen elicited. She glanced at the
Spear-Masks beside them, Marlukin in particular. "I mean... When's IT
going to be over?"
Halimus looked at the group of Spear-Masks as well. They
paid them no heed. The woman sighed and continued stroking the younger girl.
"I don't know, Hessen," she said. "Maybe... It'll never
end..."
After being led and even
poked at with their spears, Laser Snifit and the other three had finally made
it onto the deck by the ghost and his subordinates. A rather vast opening had
been made for the lot of them. It was surrounded by all of the other pirates,
each of them looking quite eager. The ghost put the four prisoners in their
places, and he floated off to join the crowd. Behind them all, the two pirate
sisters were beaming maliciously, anxious for what was to come. Beneath them
was the group's feature spiky Koopa Troopa. Once the
timing was right, he stepped forward with his arms spread out.
"Alright, everyone, listen up!" he called out.
"Our elite fighter, Cave Master, will now explain the rules of the Death
Matches!!"
The four prisoners were shocked by this. The sound of
all of these bloodthirsty pirates suddenly cheering for it didn't help any.
After that, the minotaur-like creature that was behind the Koopa Troopa stepped
forward and began to explain it.
"The matches will be between four people, two
people per team. The object is to keep fighting until both of your opponents
are dead, if not thrown off the ship. Any means to do this are allowed..."
"Death Matches?!" Laser Snifit blurted.
"These people really are barbarians!!"
"Yeah, well," Waluigi muttered, twitching his
fingers.
"Heh, this is starting to get interesting,"
Swoompster commented. Milgurin just folded his arms and scoffed. Cave Master
continued with the explanation.
"On one side, we will have the grey guy and the
blue guy," he stated. "On the other, we'll have the Spear-Mask and
the little Swoompire. All of you, do your best."
"Just like that, huh?" Laser Snifit mumbled.
"Heh. No problems there," Swoompster quipped as he began to do
some stretches.
Cave Master raised his hand up into the air, making it look like he was about to do a karate chop.
"On my mark, now..." Reluctantly, Laser Snifit and Waluigi took their
places. Their opponents didn't take long to assume theirs from across them.
They all waited for the signal. "Ready..."
"Just so you know," Swoompster said to his two
opponents, "I have nothing to do with Count Dheos. He and I are through!
The only person I work for is me, myself, and I."
"Set..."
Swoompster bared his fangs and grinned. "After all,
they do call me the Swoompire of Greed..."
Waluigi rolled his eyes. "Whatever, weirdo..."
Cave Master finally chopped the air before him, and it was
on. The crowd cheered. "FIGHT!!"
Milgurin whipped out a white spear, Laser Snifit fired a
laser hoop, and Waluigi shot a kick out at his opponent. While Milgurin dodged
the laser, Waluigi's foot slammed into something as hard as steel. It made his
foot ache. He glared at Swoompster for a second, wondering what could have
caused this. The miniscule Swoompire just grinned at him. While Laser Snifit
was busy with the Spear-Mask, Waluigi was ready to give it his all against this
bat-like man...
WHAM! WHAM! WHAM!! Three kicks later, and the result was
the same. It was getting on the blue man's nerves. He stopped for a second to
look his enemy over in order to find out if there was really anything that
special to him. He regretted it. BANG!! Waluigi went flying backwards. He
skidded across the deck of the ship, feeling an intense agony in his chin. He
stopped himself and started rubbing the sore area. He looked up and finally saw
what the deal with this man was. Swoompster had a golden ball floating above the
back of his hand. It was glowing rhythmically. The Swoompire chuckled.
"Balls, spheres, globes..." The creepy-looking
dwarf snickered and moved his hand around. Surprisingly, the ball just spun
around it in midair as though it was hanging on by an invisible chain.
"Call them what you will..." The Swoompire grabbed the ball with his
other hand and put it behind his back. His hand returned with a silver ball
with no glow to it, but rather a line going around it. The midget reared it
back, getting ready to fire. "I want them all!!!"
WHOOSH! The ball went flying. Waluigi watched it in an
almost bored manner. He could just kick it away. He swung his leg upward and
BANG!! It hurt severely. The Kamenstein Brother started hopping on one foot,
clutching at the injured one. It was bleeding. The silver ball returned to the
hand of the Swoompire like a boomerang. Waluigi noticed how it had sprouted
three curved and jagged blades out of its line. The gangly man scowled at this.
"All of them," said the Swoompire, "they're
my treasures!!..."
Laser Snifit turned around and saw the predicament that
Waluigi was in. A tall guy like him was trying his best to land even a single
hit on this tiny nuisance, but, thanks to all of those strange orbs, such a
thing wasn't looking to be possible anytime soon. "Geez," the 8-Bit
said quietly, "I'm glad I'M not the one fighting him..."
SHING! "Yowch!!" The
grey Snifit felt something tear a bloody gash out of his shoulder. Swiftly, he
turned around and fired another laser. The Spear-Mask just jumped out of its
way again. Laser Snifit growled. "I got problems of my own, I
guess..."
Waluigi was panting. He stood firmly with his fists by
his sides, trying his best to ignore the pain in his left foot. He stared down
his cocky opponent who had put away a red ball only to pull out a clear green
one. He held it out in front of him and squeezed it like the spherical mass of
gelatin it was. Waluigi didn't care what this one was going to do; he wasn't
going to let it win this time.
The ball exploded into several smaller green ones. They
all shot forward like bullets from a machine gun. The damage was critical, but
it wasn't to the man in blue; it was to the Pirate Gooms behind him, all of
them screaming. One of them had lost an eye, one of them had been nailed in the
gut, and one of them was clutching at his throat. Swoompster was confused.
Where had Waluigi gone? This, he found out the hard way.
WHAM!! The small Swoompster felt two huge clubs smash
their ways into his face. He yelled and reared back in pain. Waluigi jumped off
of his face and readied another assault. Swoompster had just gotten his eyes
open again when his enemy was suddenly right in front of him. His eyes bugged
out. In the next instant, multiple gunshots were being kicked into his stomach.
To top it all off, Waluigi got back on the ground and whipped one leg around.
BAM!! It slammed right into the left side of the dwarf's head. He was sent
sprawling.
The little man was lying facedown on the deck when
Waluigi was suddenly found standing before him. "Jumping and
kicking," he said. "Just two of the things the human legs are good
for. Keep that in mind."
Swoompster laughed, though it sounded more like
coughing. "That so?" he said as he reached underneath his cape.
"Well... I can tell now that you're not one of the weaker ones..." He
pulled out another silver ball, but this one had no line on it. Waluigi cocked
an eyebrow at it. Swoompster got off the ground and held this new orb with both
hands. "The Tran Sphere," he said, "the sphere that can turn
even a simple lock of hair into power. Behold!!"
The Swoompire raised the ball into the air and smashed
it on the ground. Like a smokebomb, it exploded and enveloped the dwarfish man
in a small accumulation of silver clouds. Waluigi stared at this in shock and
confusion. The pirates of the S. S. Teacup and even the other two fighters in
all this did the same thing. The next thing they heard was a different voice
emanating from this smoke.
"Part Mario, part Crook," the voice said,
"the guardian of Thornton, the one, the only..." The smoke cleared
away. Standing there in a dramatic pose and with a bulging sack over his
shoulder was, not Swoompster, but a taller man in green. He possessed the same
bulbous nose and curly mustache as any other male Mario did, but, from the nose
up, it was completely different. From there, it was pitch black and with two
malevolent-looking eyes of pure white gazing out. On top was a tassel hat
striped green and dark green. His long-sleeved shirt matched. Lastly, he had
white gloves, black pants, and black shoes. Who was this? "Mac
Rozone," the transformed Swoompster answered. He held one hand out to the
bewildered Waluigi and beckoned him with it. "Come on..."
Waluigi got it going. He lunged at his new opponent with
his kicks flying. Somehow, the man in green was able to block every last one of
these. Just when the blue one was starting to get agitated by this, WHAM!! He
got it right in the forehead with a slam from the man's bulging sack. Waluigi
squealed and staggered, rubbing at where the blow had been dealt. The
transformed Swoompster chuckled.
"You like that?! Well, there's plenty more where
that came from..." The green man slung down his bag and started rummaging
around inside it. Finally, he found something and he chucked it at his
adversary. BOOM!! The bomb exploded right in front of Waluigi's chest. It
pushed him back and made him start clutching at a scorched wound. He silently
cursed the craftiness of his assailant. "Don't stop!!" the hybrid yelled.
Waluigi soon found himself jumping and flipping out of the way of a rainstorm
of more bombs. This was even more agitating.
Swoompster cackled as he hurled these explosives at his
retreating enemy. He could tell he wasn't going to last long. However, what
happened next was something he had not anticipated in the least. WHAM!! The
harsh sound of wood breaking rang and the green man was sent flying into the
air. By slamming one foot down on one of the planks of the ship, Waluigi was
able to instantly form a makeshift catapult. He grinned as he saw his opponent
come crashing down. He jumped, landed on the ground with his hands, and flung
himself into the air with his feet aiming for Swoompster's mustachioed face.
They hit hard, but the man still wasn't damaged. He had brought his arms up
just in time. Waluigi scowled.
The crowd held its breath as a green and blue blur plummeted
back onto the deck. In the next second, both of the part Mario fighters were
back up and flinging their unarmed attacks at one another. Both of them were
doing all this with lightning-quick reflexes and harsh blows. At one point, it
stopped abruptly with Swoompster suddenly catching both of his enemy's fists in
his hands. The two stared each other down. Swoompster smiled deviously.
"Getting frustrated?" the transformed man
asked.
"As a matter of fact..." Waluigi put on an
equally devilish grin. "I am..."
CRACK!! Swoompster screamed bloody murder. He leapt back
feeling the most indescribable pain tearing away at him from both wrists down.
Had this blue guy shattered every last bone in them? If so,
how? He took a quick look at his adversary for answers, but all he saw
was a demonic grin. Once he saw him start to take strides towards him, he
panicked. He couldn't fight with two useless hands. He had to get out of this
and fast.
Mustering up as much energy to do so as possible, he
forced his left hand behind his back and pulled out another ball, this one
being checkered red and black. Shakily, he plopped it into both hands, causing
it to suddenly become a ball of some blinding light, like a miniature star.
Waluigi saw this, jumped back, and winced with one arm covering his eyes. All
of the spectating pirates did the same. Once the light died down, it was
revealed that Swoompster was back to his old Swoompire
self, but still holding that strange orb in his hands. Laser Snifit had
Milgurin pinned to the ground at this point, but he was eying this new sphere
in interest.
"The Kariboo Sphere," the Swoompire panted.
"You wouldn't believe what I had to go through in order to get this
thing..."
All of a sudden, Laser Snifit was the one feeling
infuriated with this man. He jumped off of Milgurin's chest and started
pointing accusingly at the Swoompire. "YOU!!" he yelled. "You bastard!! You're the reason Chogun and Davey left
us!! I oughtta-"
BAM!! Laser Snifit's left temple was dealt a rough blow from the blunt
side of Milgurin's spear. The little Spear-Mask started charging towards his
downed enemy with the pointy end forward, resuming the fight. He leapt on top
of the 8-Bit and thrusted. With impeccable timing, Snifit caught it with his
fins and began to struggle to throw this pest off of him. He wriggled his head
to one side to yell to the confused Waluigi.
"Waluigi!! Kill that guy!! I don't care what it takes, just kill
him!!"
The blue man nodded. He thumped his right fist against
his chest and turned it into an outstretched arm, its palm facing his grey
comrade. Then he turned towards the Swoompire once more, only to notice he had
that silver Tran Sphere in his hand again. What was it this time?
"This may not be a fair fight," the Swoompire
rasped, "so I'm going to change that..."
WHOOSH! He fired the orb. In a split-second, any doubts
Waluigi had on his mind on what good this was going to do had
become doused. Much to his surprise, the sphere had sprouted a mouth, filled to
the brim with very sharp-looking, steel fangs. Waluigi yelped at the sight and
ducked. Little did he know that this was exactly what Swoompster wanted him to do. No sooner than when that happened did Waluigi instantly
feel a sharp, searing pain in the back of his neck. He shot one hand behind him
to clutch at it, and he could tell what the problem was: one lock of his hair
had been torn out.
Taken by surprise, he looked back at Swoompster. The
Tran Sphere returned to his hands. Waluigi could see it swallow a few brown
hairs and then have its mouth fade away. Swoompster's smile had become even
bigger and more maniacal. "You," he breathed, "you can't handle
YOU!!" The diminutive Swoompire raised the ball into the air again. A huge
smash occurred, but not due to the Tran Sphere. This time, Waluigi had been
faster...
A few feet away, Laser Snifit was finally getting fed up
with his enemy. He held on tightly to his spear, aimed his snout at the right
place, and fired. TSEWW!!
"AAUURRGGHH!!" Milgurin was in incomprehensible pain. He let
go of his spear and started staggering about, clutching at his eyes. Both of
them were on fire.
Meanwhile, Laser Snifit was hopping back onto his feet. He
got himself into a certain stance as though he were starting a race.
"Well, Milgie," he said, "it was nice knowin' ya..." The
8-Bit charged forward with his arms out. WHAM!! He rammed his shoulder into the
Spear-Mask and started holding him there with his arms. Seeing him continuing
to charge forward in their direction, the pirates began to shift out of the
way. At last, the final blow was delivered. Snifit skidded to a halt and hurled
the yellow Spear-Mask over the edge. A good portion of the pirates watched as
this little man tumbled through the air and eventually got swallowed up by the
sea. In a big, white, foamy SPLOOSH, the Spear-Mask was gone.
Laser Snifit turned away. Victory was his. Then he saw
that he wasn't the only one...
There was something strange about Waluigi. Everyone was
in awe of this. He looked as though he was glowing blue. Actually, it looked
more as though there were three of him, two of them being transparent, blue
ones. All three of them were standing in the same spot, making for one very
strange look for the Kamenstein. Before him, Swoompster was lying on the
ground, blood streaming from his mouth. "You fr...
freak..." he wheezed.
Waluigi didn't listen. He raised his fists, getting
himself ready for the next attack. His other two images mimicked this movement,
but more slowly, providing the man with a very odd echo-like effect. Then he
squatted down and rocketed high up into the sky. The patrons looked upward.
Swoompster recognized this as the same technique the man used to dodge those
green orbs earlier, but he didn't want to see it be put to good use again. He
began to pry himself off the wooden floor.
Forget it, he thought. It's not worth it!!...
Waluigi aimed. He pointed his feet downward, ready to
slam them into his opponent's head like two missiles. What happened next was
instantaneous. BBOOOMMM!! The hit landed. It was so devastating,
it sent gigantic waves of vibration ebbing throughout the ship. Every last
person felt it. They even felt splinters and pieces of wood fly into their
faces as a result of it. Once it was over, they could see that the blue man was
the only one standing. Swoompster was nowhere in sight.
"Damn," Waluigi cursed to himself. Slowly, his
other two images faded away, returning him to his normal self. "He got
away. I was just barely able to hold myself back..."
"Game, set, and match!!"
The pirates all cheered. Waluigi began to pump his arms
at them all in his own arrogant little victory dance. He stopped once an
awestricken Laser Snifit trotted up to him. "What was that?!" he
asked. "What did you just do?!"
"Weren't you listening?" Waluigi responded. "Manajus. Apparently, I can temporarily raise my speed
and power with it."
"Wow..."
"Alright, you scumbags, move along..."
Laser Snifit and Waluigi were being poked again. The
pirates of the S. S. Teacup chatted amongst themselves excitedly as the ghosts
of the group led the two winners of the Death Match back below deck. The sounds
of the White Sugar Pirates' awe and admiration of this battle slowly faded away
in Swoompster's ears. He had gotten far, far away from it all. With his
bat-like wings spread, he soared across the waves of the ocean, desperate for a
new destination.
I just want the Kreer Sphere, he thought. That, and a nice hide-out... But I'm not about to
risk my life for that!!...
"I can feel it in my
feet," Waluigi explained, "but, apparently, I can make it go wherever
I want."
"I see..."
CHING! The door to the cell opened once more. The
prisoners watched as Laser Snifit and Waluigi were shoved back in. The door
shut, and everyone was trapped once more. "Just stay there," said the
ghost. "I'll be back..." He floated off with his minions again. This
suited Tessa just fine. She ran up to Laser Snifit and put her hands on his
shoulders.
"Snifit!!" she flipped. "What happened up
there?? Where's Milgurin and the other guy??"
Slowly, the 8-Bit put his left hand on the girl's right.
"Well, Tessa, as hard as this may be to believe, uh..." Snifit took a
deep breath. "They're making us fight to the death up there.
The girl gasped. Similar reactions came out of Guido,
Oglian, and Hessen. Others, like Foreman Spike, Wario, Cutlass, and Marlukin,
just looked mildly interested.
"How could they do that??" Tessa breathed.
"Do you at least get to choose who you get to kill?"
"Well, uh," Snifit hesitated, "not
really, I'm afraid."
Tessa gulped. Wario just wrapped an arm around his
brother's shoulder and gave him a harsh noogie. "Killed that guy, eh?! I
knew you weren't completely useless!!"
"Sh-Shut up!!"
Waluigi sputtered.
Big Guy was looking pensive. Annabyss and four of the
Spear-Masks were still unconscious. Hessen just started looking even more
terrified. The rest of the cellmates were either equally worried or excited.
The air in this dank place had become rather unusual. It was interrupted with
another CHING.
The ghost floated in just as he did before. He pointed
to four more people. "You, you, you, and you.
Come with me..."
The other caged people looked on as Marlukin got out of
his seat and as Masle started following him. The other two fighters weren't
budging. The ghost was annoyed by it.
"Come ooonnn," he drawled, beckoning them with
his hands.
Very slowly, Halimus and Hessen got out of their seat.
Grimly, they walked past the other 15 prisoners until they reached the door.
They sauntered out of it and began to follow Marlukin and Masle. Not long
afterwards, the ghost closed the door, locked it again, and began to float
away. At this point, Tessa had become extremely worried. She looked at
Annabyss's motionless form.
"Come on, Annie," she quietly urged. "We
NEED you..."
Just as the original four
did, Marlukin, Masle, Halimus, and Hessen were led to the middle of the ship.
The pirates were eager to see this next battle. They could tell it was going to
be a big one this time. The two winged girls stood to one side and the two
Spear-Masks stood to the other. Halimus looked determined. Marlukin just folded
his arms. Masle stood beside him patiently and drops of cold sweat were sliding
down the side of Hessen's face. The two groups stared each other down. Then the
tense moment was broken by Cave Master's announcement.
"On one side," he said, "we will have the
young woman and the little Spear-Mask." Halimus gasped. Hessen's blood ran
cold. "On the other, we will have the huge guy and the little girl."
"Well, well," Marlukin chided as he strode to
Hessen's side, "an interesting turn of events, eh, Halimus?"
The woman gulped as she looked at this towering man. She
could feel the freezing cold fear emanating from Hessen's body. "Don't
worry," she said to her. "I won't let anything happen to you, Hessen.
Once I kill this man, we are out of here!!"
Marlukin laughed. "Something you've always wanted
to say, right, Halimus?" The giant Spear-Mask held out his brutal hands
pityingly. "Ever since that fateful day, five years ago, I've always seen
it in your eyes. Hatred... Resentment... Vengeance... You've always wanted to
take my life from me, but you just couldn't. Something was holding you back. A
promise you made... right?"
Halimus said nothing. She stared into Marlukin's eyes as
a bead of sweat rolled down her face. She could remember everything. Their parents dying. Her and Hessen spending their days in a
building full of other kids. People young and old looking at
them strangely. An entire life of pain and loss, all of it leading only
to something even worse...
She recalled the day the city got attacked by a man and
his seven minions, all of them with spears and masks. People gave it their all
against them. They did everything they could to drive these newfound enemies
out of their land. Even Halimus refused to give up.
She recalled taking on Marlukin himself. His power was
beyond human. Even with her best, nothing worked on him. The woman was
defeated, and the man got his way. He grabbed a nearby priest in spite of the
spectators' protests. He laid him out on the altar and drove a spear right into
his heart. Silence fell and blood dripped...
A strange blue aura enveloped the man's body. The
people, angered by this, began to fling themselves upon him. It was useless.
All of them were easily swatted aside by this beast. Halimus remembered the
threat he made unto them all. She remembered terror striking into all of them
like lightning. Darkness and despair swallowed them all...
Then the man made an offer. Suddenly, a very small
glimmer of hope began to drift through the air. Small as it was, no one really
had a choice. Halimus stepped forward. She made her proposal unto the man.
Everyone gasped. Then the young Hessen ran forward, grabbing a hold of the
woman's legs. Gently, she reached down and stroked the girl's hair. The crowd
became captivated by this. Not even Marlukin could say a word.
Finally, he gave her an order. The woman hesitated, then nodded. He said that that was good and that he'd be
waiting. Slowly, he walked out of the room. No one dared to come even within a
yard of him.
Halimus knelt down and hugged the young girl. She knew
everything was going to be a lot worse for them from then on, but there was
nothing else she could have done. She wondered if she had made the right
choice...
In the present, Halimus was coming out of her trance.
She fixed her gaze back on the gigantic, heartless Marlukin and glared. The
giant just laughed some more.
"Yes, that's it," the ogre purred. "Hate
me. Detest me. This is the moment you've been waiting your whole life
for..."
SHING! Halimus had pulled it out; a sword with an
elegant, silver handle and a blade made out of pitch blackness itself with a
glow of a yellow-green color surrounding it. Once this happened, the pirates of
the S. S. Teacup started hooting excitedly. Once Hessen saw it, she swallowed
hard and pulled out a sword of her own, only this one was glowing magenta.
Marlukin laughed again. He raised his beefy right arm,
revealing the coiling bracelet on it. He grabbed near its pointy head with his
left hand, and the whole thing magically unraveled itself off of the man's arm
like a snake. Then it solidified into an actual spear. He banged the bottom of
it on the ship's deck. His significantly smaller subordinate pulled out a spear
of his own. The pirates were all unquenchably eager at this point.
Cave Master raised his hand up again. "On my
mark..." The four fighters got into some attack stances.
"Ready..."
"Everything I did," Halimus stated, "I
did for my people. Remember that."
"Set..."
Marlukin's eyes smiled. "But can your people...
compete with a god?..."
"FIGHT!!"
The smaller fighters clashed their weapons together, as
did the other two. Halimus was faster than her opponent. Instantly, she rushed
forward and swung her sword. SHING!! Then the sword became stuck. The woman was
horrified by why this was; Marlukin had caught its blade between the fingers of
his right hand.
"Is that all you have?"
Halimus gritted her teeth at the man. Deftly, he threw
the sword away from him. Halimus was knocked back along with it. She landed and
rolled on the ground. CHUNK! The woman gasped. Marlukin's spear had just nicked
her cheek. Just by looking into his eyes, the female could feel his lust for
her pain. She jumped back onto her feet and thrust her sword forward. Marlukin
whacked the blade to the side with the dull end of his spear. The impact swung
the woman around and slammed her head against the Spear-Mask's weapon. She was
down once again.
"Halimus, you can't be serious," the giant
said. "Is this the revenge you've been dying for all these years?"
Halimus growled. She jumped back up and spread her wings
for the extra lift. She reared her sword back and aimed for the Spear-Mask's
thick neck. She didn't make it. "Ugh!!" Marlukin grabbed her in
midair by the neck, causing her to drop her sword. She began to struggle to
breathe and break free from this man's grasp.
"Why can't you be more like your younger
sister?" Marlukin asked. "Look how she fights..."
Hessen tried to chop the little blue Spear-Mask in half,
but he skillfully blocked it with the side of his spear. The two of them were
trying to push each other's weapons out of the way. SHING! The instruments slid
off. Masle made his next move. He pointed his spear forward and charged. Hessen
swung her sword upward and clanged it against the long weapon, forcing her
opponent to skid on his feet and fall backwards. The little Spear-Mask fell on
his back and his spear rolled away. He seethed in anger and then let out a curt
grunt. Hessen had slammed her foot onto his stomach. Escape was no longer an
option.
All the people of the ship seemed to be in awe of her
skill. They were whispering amongst themselves, commenting on this little
girl's strength.
"Sheesh, and I thought
that huge guy was good..."
"So young, and yet so dangerous..."
"She's like a whole new person..."
Hessen paid them little attention. She just raised her
sword up into the air and aimed for the heart. The floating head of the crew
became shocked.
"It comes!!" he said.
SHING!! It went through. Hessen's sword was sticking out
of the Spear-Mask's chest. His eyes had rolled back into his head and his body
had become limp. Masle had been defeated by Hessen.
The young girl pulled the bloody sword out of the newly
formed corpse and the pirates all cheered. At last, they had gotten what they
wanted. These Death Matches were getting interesting. Marlukin smiled at all
this.
"That's the child I raised," he purred. He
turned to face the girl. "Hessen. Well
done." He threw the choking Halimus from his grasp. The woman landed
harshly on the deck. She was coughing and rubbing at her neck. Marlukin ignored
her. "No mercy at all. I couldn't be more proud."
Hessen looked up at the towering man and stared with
unblinking eyes. She stepped away a bit. "Two of them are dead now,"
she said to him. "Don't you feel anything??"
Marlukin's huge shoulders shook as he chuckled
sadistically. He swayed his head back and forth. "Hessen, I'll tell you
what's holding the world back." Marlukin held out his right hand.
"It's emotions. People let these feelings that not even they themselves
understand take control of them, and they make the most foolish of decisions
because of that. They go on killing sprees just because they're angry with the
world. They commit suicide just because they feel there's no hope left. They
take bullets simply because they're in love..." Marlukin lifted his strong
hand up and pointed to his head. "Think, Hessen," he said,
"don't feel."
Halimus was back on her feet. Her sword had returned to
her hand, and she was ready to fight again. Marlukin saw this and pointed his
arm towards her. "Now, Hessen," he said. "Kill your
sister..."
Both of the sisters gasped and stopped breathing at the
sound of this. The pirates just all started cheering and egging the young girl
on, wanting to see some more bloodshed. Marlukin saw the fear in Hessen's eyes
and her hesitation. He lifted his spear up and pointed it at the child.
"Choose, Hessen," he said. "It's her...
or you..."
Hessen gulped. On several occasions while being forced
to be with this man, she could see just how cruel he was. It never ceased to
amaze her. Now this same cold persona and lack of compassion was being directed
towards her. She had felt despair before, but this was the feeling of being
crushed between two massive walls of ice and darkness. She was suffocating.
Halimus watched her younger sister and the predicament
she was in. This was enough. The woman clenched her teeth, furled her brow, and
started rushing towards the giant Spear-Man with her sword in hand. "MAARRLLUUKKINNN!!!"
CHING! CHING! CHING!! Halimus swung madly at the giant
Spear-Mask, but the behemoth was able to skillfully block each one with his
spear. It was almost as though she was moving in slow-motion to him. At one
point, Halimus swung her sword only to let it be blocked again, but then she
dropped down and swung her legs around in an effort to trip the man. Marlukin
thwarted this as well. He just jumped over the small woman. Confused, Halimus
rolled to one side, got back up and started charging again.
Halimus jumped up into the air. As she did before, she
spread her wings. She held her sword out and aimed for the foul man's neck. In
the nick of time, the giant bent backwards to dodge the blow. However, this was
exactly as she anticipated. She landed hard on the deck, swung one arm behind
her and fired her sword like a harpoon. Marlukin was still looking at her
upside-down. Surely, this would gouge out one of his eyes...
CHING!! Halimus's sword was sent flying. It had bounced
off of something. Shocked, the young woman looked at her opponent. He was
standing upright again, this time with a corner of his cape gripped tightly in
his right hand so a different half of his body had been covered.
"Useless," the ogre growled. He tossed his
cape aside and swung his spear at the woman. Nimbly, she
back-flipped out of its way. While in midair, she stuck out one of her
hands and caught the sword that had been knocked aside. She landed and got
herself in a very unique pose. Her ankles were held close together, her knees
were bent slightly, and she was holding her sword behind her with its tip point
downward and both hands on the hilt. Halimus closed her eyes. Marlukin scoffed.
"The Sword Storm," he said. "You're going to use THAT?"
The pirates all started whispering amongst themselves,
trying their best to figure out exactly was going to happen next. They were
very confused. Halimus ignored them. She focused solely on one thing:
Marlukin's death...
Hessen and the pirates stared as everything became dead
silent between Halimus and Marlukin. Both were just standing there. Their eyes
bugged out at what happened next: Halimus vanished.
The patrons aboard this pirate ship may have been
astonished by this, but Marlukin still looked bored. Clouds of dust blowing in
the wind started to materialize around him. They seemed to all be sweeping in
specific directions; they were forming a circle around him.
The clouds were starting to spin faster. It was as
though they had caught the giant Spear-Mask in a whirling vortex of dust. Then
splinters started to fly out of the planks of wood forming the deck. The
pirates started to shield themselves again. Some of them seemed to be flowing
straight for Marlukin as though they were being told to. In spite of this, he
just stood there, waiting.
The pieces were getting bigger. Entire chunks of wood
were flying out of the ground and being hurtled towards Marlukin. Somehow, he
could sense a particularly large, jagged one was headed his way. He pulled his
spear off the deck and got started with some fancy moves of his own. He began
to twirl around like a top, all the while with his spear and his cape flying
around him. He looked like an atom.
The members of the audience were starting to stand on
their toes, desperately wanting to take in every last bit of the action.
Seemingly, on this deck there were four different storms raging against one
another. There was a spiraling ring of dust clouds, barrages of broken wood,
and a red blur in the center of it all. Not only were there wooden pieces being
deflected by it; they were also flashes of black and a yellow-green color.
Hessen knew perfectly well what this meant. She curled her hands together, held
them close to her chest, and gazed at the tempest.
In the next few seconds, the people could have sworn
there was an entire tornado on their ship. The pirates were becoming scared out
of their wits. Some backed away while others even jumped off. This was too
much.
Then a loud noise pierced through their ears. It was
like a mountain of steel being split in two. The crowd looked on as the storm
began to slow down and fade away. A lone figure burst out of its clouds and
landed. It was Halimus. She was panting heavily, but she seemed alright.
Suddenly feeling very fatigued, she landed on her knees and jammed her glowing
sword into the ground for support. The cloud had not yet dissipated. Hessen
felt her heart rise. She stared at her older sister with tears welling up in
her eyes. It was finally over...
Then everyone gasped. The smoke cleared away and
everything was revealed. Hessen suddenly took in a very sharp breath of air. It
felt like her throat had just been stabbed. Halimus slowly turned her head
around to see what was there.
Marlukin was still standing. His knees were far apart
and bent. His cape was swaying in the wind and both hands were clutched around
the spear. Magically, it had formed another coil, this one going around his
whole body. There wasn't a scratch on him. He wasn't even tired.
Halimus's mouth hung open. She stopped breathing. Her
body became extremely cold. How could any of this be happening?
"Halimus..."
Marlukin's spear unraveled. It turned itself back into
its spear-shape in the man's left hand. He stood up straight, faced the young
woman, and began to stride towards her.
The woman snapped. The sight of this red man and the
fact he could still breathe filled her with a white-hot sea of flames. Every
thought and every memory in her mind shattered into a million pieces. She
gritted her teeth, yanked her sword out, and charged towards the behemoth,
screaming. The entire ship was watching. Even Marlukin couldn't look away. Then...
It was all over. A frightful silence fell upon the
entire vessel. Halimus's screaming had stopped. Only rasping breaths were
coming from her mouth. When Hessen saw what had happened to her, she lost her
breath and stood perfectly still. The giant Spear-Mask had the young woman
hanging in midair with a spear going through her heart. Blood dripped from
behind her.
"You have lived," Marlukin whispered,
"for nothing..."
SHING! The ogre ripped the spear out. Halimus was flung
off the weapon. Her body hit the deck hard. A mighty cheer exploded from the
bloodthirsty pirates of the ship, but Hessen just screamed.
"HAAALLIIMMUUSS!!!"
The young girl ran past the overgrown Marlukin and up to
her downed elder sister. She dropped to her knees and began to hover her quivering hands above the red hole that had been
formed in the woman's chest. A white light was shining beneath them. Her brow
knitted and her eyes teared up as she bit her lip. This just couldn't be it.
The girl felt a warm hand shakily place itself upon her left
cheek. Hessen looked fearfully into her sister's eyes. "Halimus,
please! Don't die! You're all I have left!!"
"I'm afraid... it's too late for me, Hessen,"
Halimus breathed.
Hessen shook her head. She could feel despair clawing
away at her dry throat. "Halimus, I, I..."
"Listen, Hessen," the woman said.
"Lisylla... Don't let them down... We made a promise..." Halimus
struggled to take a few more breaths. Hessen wrapped her little hands around
her sister's wrist. "Everything Marlukin said was true; I have ALWAYS
wanted to kill him. I thought that this was my big chance and I could finally
do it. I thought I had gotten stronger these past five years, but... it
seems... he's gotten a bit stronger too..."
Halimus coughed and began to clutch at her fatal wound
with her other hand. Hessen gasped and started staring at her sibling more
intently. "He's the one keeping our home alive, Hessen," Halimus
continued. "I know it won't be easy, but you mustn't give up hope...
Whatever it takes, keep your promise... Don't make the same mistake I
did..."
Halimus breathed in a few more times. Her lips began to
tremble. Hessen leaned in closer. Her elder sister said one more thing.
"I love you, Hessen..."
Halimus's eyes closed. Her body became very still and
the hand on her sister's cheek became limp. Hessen could no longer feel her heartbeat.
Once this happened, the girl could no longer hold back. Tears poured from her
eyes. She collapsed onto her sister's chest and began to wail in anguish.
All around her, pirates were cheering, but the young
girl was too clouded with her own sadness to hear any of it. She recalled her
birthday being celebrated alongside Halimus. She recalled going to see a play
with her. She recalled falling asleep right next to her. Halimus was a representation
of the only good memories the girl ever had. Now she was gone...
The pirates continued to cheer, but Hessen was still
crying. After a while, Marlukin finally got sick of this. He strode up from
behind the girl, grabbed her by her collar roots, and began to drag her away
from Halimus's body and into the hull, ignoring her tearful yelling and
screaming all the while. It took a while, but, finally, the ghosts of the ship
were able to muster up their courage and begin to follow this gigantic prisoner
of theirs and the little girl.
Soon, only the pirates were left. One of them was a very
small girl who didn't blink even once throughout this whole fight. Syrup seemed
troubled. She looked up at her taller, older sister and started leaning against
her. She wrapped her arms around her legs. The captain responded to this by
reaching her left hand down and placing it atop the child's head. Sugar was
still staring at where the last two fighters had disappeared off to. Slowly,
she closed her eyes and breathed.
It's a cruel world, she thought, and we are a
part of it...
"WHAT?! What
do you mean you couldn't kill him?! What good are ya?!"
"Hey, like you're any better, fatso!!"
"Don't call me fat, string bean!!"
"What?!"
CHING! Wario and Waluigi stopped arguing. Marlukin
walked through the door, carrying the little Hessen in his right hand. Tears
were still coming out of her eyes. Behind everyone, the ghosts were closing the
door again and floating off.
"Wait right here, kiddies..."
Marlukin threw Hessen to one side. Big Guy, Laser
Snifit, Tessa, Guido, and Oglian were horrified by this, but the rest of the
Spear-Masks in the room had other things on their minds. They could tell the
fight had gone well. They cheered for their gigantic leader.
"Yeah!! Way to go, Marlie!!"
"We knew you could do it!!"
"Now we're finally rid of that woman!!"
Marlukin just sat down and scoffed. Tessa was looking
back and forth between this merciless giant and the little girl in the corner
over there, crying into her knees. Just by seeing this, Tessa could faintly
feel her heart being stabbed. She looked up to the giant Spear-Mask and
scowled. After basking in more compliments and praises, Marlukin finally took
note of this and looked down.
"Is there a problem, young lady?" he drawled.
"Are you really that heartless?!" Tessa
demanded. "How can you just kill her older sister like
that?!"
Marlukin scoffed and looked away. "You're no
different from her..."
Tessa growled. She lifted her hands up, pointed their
palms at the behemoth, and started making yellow sparks fly. She stopped once
someone grabbed her by the collar from behind. It was Cutlass.
"Tessa, don't," he advised. "Can't you
see he's out of your league?"
"But..."
Marlukin laughed. "It's so nice to see that there
are still some people in this world who can be reasonable..."
Cutlass stepped away from his young female comrade. She
was quivering and biting her lower lip. Then she felt a hand place itself on
her left shoulder. She turned to see that it belonged to the sympathetic Big
Guy. She looked down sadly and placed her hand on his.
"Oh dear," Oglian said quietly. "I'm not
sure how much more of this I can take..."
"You're not the only one, Oglian," Guido
commented, solemnly.
CHING! The ghosts were back. The prisoners
heads were up, and the next four people were called forward. "You,
you, you, and you. You're coming with me."
Wario punched the air above him with both arms. "ALRIGHT!!"
Cutlass got up off the floor and smirked. Foreman Spike
grinned and started cracking his knuckles. Guido just gulped. Tessa called out
to her two comrades. "Be careful, you guys!!"
"Yeah, yeah, we know," Wario replied as the
four of him and the others followed the ghosts out the door. Soon enough, the
whole lot of them were gone. Only 17 people remained in the cell. Now Oglian
was looking worried. She buried her face into her hands in desperation.
"God," she croaked, "when will it end?..."
Wario, Cutlass, and Foreman Spike were all very
excited as they were led into the middle of the deck. Guido, as usual, was
still a bit nervous. Bloodthirsty pirates surrounded them and were anxious to
see some more mind-blowing battles and horrible deaths. Then Cave Master
started talking again and, at last, it could begin.
"On one side," he said, "we will have the
yellow guy and the silver guy. On the other, we will have the green guy and the
teal guy..."
The four fighters took their places. Wario stood across
Guido and Cutlass stood across Foreman Spike. Cutlass drew his sword and watched
as his yellow partner began to crack his knuckles. He said to him, "Are
you really that strong?"
"Keh. Worry about yourself, Cuttsie," the Kamenstein Brother replied. The
silver alien stared at him strangely.
"Cuttsie"?...
On the other side, the two residents of Mario Land were
withdrawing their hammers. "Hey, Spike," Guido said, "the guy on
the left... Don't you think he kind of looks like
you?"
Foreman Spike looked at their yellow opponent from top
to bottom. He had to admit that, to an extent, he DID look like him. The
muscles, the nose, the mustache, and even the outfit were all quite similar.
Exactly why this was, he couldn't guess. The foreman shrugged it off.
"Well, kind of... But listen, Guido," the higher soldier said, "that
silver guy right there; he's mine. He looks tough."
"Uh..."
"You can have the yellow guy," Spike said.
"I think you can take him."
Guido stared down his yellow Foreman Spike look-alike of
an adversary. The lesser soldier nodded slowly. Cave Master began the countdown
again.
"Ready... Set..."
The two groups locked eyes. The pirates around them
raised their fists excitedly. Finally...
"FIGHT!!"
Cutlass swung his sword. Spike blocked it with his
sledgehammer. Wario threw his fist at Guido, but the little man blocked it with
his own weapon, as his superior did. The two pairs of fighters struggled
against each other for a second. Then they flung themselves off of each other
and readied some more attacks. The four fighters charged forward and unleashed
a fury of sword swings, hammer blows, and punches. Regardless of what was done,
the two groups seemed to be evenly matched. With a few beads of sweat forming
on them, they exploded off of one another and stared each other down.
What is this guy? Guido thought as he stared at
Wario. A monster?
Is this guy even of this world? Foreman Spike
thought as he stared at the silver swordsman. In response, the two members of
Annabyss's crew merely glared back. Then, in a flash, the weapons and the
clenched, brutal fists of the group were flying once more. All the while, the
pirates of the S. S. Teacup merely continued to watch excitedly. They hoped
that, soon, there'd be more blood spilled on their vessel...
Back beneath the deck, the
mood was very dark. Big Guy, Laser Snifit, and Waluigi were basically just
sitting around, basking in the uncertainness of the atmosphere. Marlukin was
kicking back with his hands behind his head. Some of his Spear-Masks were
continuing to slap him on the back and tell him how amazing he was. During all
this, Hessen continued to sit in the corner of the brig with were face
concealed behind her knees. Even from a distance, her shaking body and her damp
cheeks were visible. This was noted by the only other two conscious females of
the vicinity.
That poor little girl, Oglian thought, a very
forlorn look on her face. I don't know what she's been through, but
clearly... she didn't deserve it...
How? Tessa thought. Her gaze shifted from the
young girl to the man that ruined her life. How can he be so cruel? The
purple-haired girl knitted her brow and scowled at the giant Spear-Mask. I
can't believe it. I can't believe people like THIS exist...
Forlornly, the young girl tilted her head towards her
left. Not too far away from her was Annabyss's unconscious, clawed hand. At
first, she paid it little heed. Then something happened that made her eyes
light up. The girl gasped and began to stare at the hand more intently.
Annabyss's fingers were twitching.
Desperately, Tessa ran up to the woman and began to nudge
her. "Annie? Annie, are you awake?" she asked.
"Mm..." Slowly, the woman lifted herself back
up. She got herself into a sitting position and began rubbing at her head. "Oh, Tessa dear. I let my guard down. For that, I
apologize."
"No, Annie, it's okay. We just need your help,
that's all."
Annabyss looked around. She took in her surroundings as
well as the other prisoners within them. She noticed Big Guy, Laser Snifit, and
Waluigi were there. She also noticed about 14 other people, none of which including
Wario or Cutlass. They did, however, include a giant man sitting on the bench
over there with his hands behind his head. Once the woman laid eyes on him, she
seemed to suddenly start remaining as still as a statue. Marlukin tilted his
head towards her. He stared deeply into her eyes for a few seconds, and then
looked away.
"Tessa," Annabyss said, "what is going
on?"
The girl fiddled with her fingers a bit before
answering. She took a deep breath and began to explain it all.
"Well..."
Cutlass swung his sword for
his green opponent's neck. The crafty Foreman Spike dodged the blow by dropping
to one side, landing on one hand, and bringing one foot up to knock his enemy's
sword in one direction. The maneuver surprised the swordsman, and it didn't give
him enough time to react to the sledgehammer headed for his left hip. Thinking
quickly, the silver alien jumped up, landed on the hammer, leapt off, and went
for a downward swing on the foreman's head. Spike merely flipped forward and
rolled out of its way. Soon, both fighters were on their feet again, glaring at
one another. Swiftly, they picked up their weapons again and charged forward
once more...
Guido and Wario ran towards each other. Guido had his
hammer raised and Wario had his fists ready. Once the two fighters were but a
few feet away from one another, Guido made his move. He leapt into the air and
began to bring his weapon down on his opponent's head. Unfortunately, this
didn't work.
WHAM!! The wind was knocked out of him. Wario landed on
the ground first, still feeling the ringing sensation in his knuckles from the
blow he just dealt. That was one for him. His enemy hit the deck and rolled
across it for one second. The diminutive man from Mario Land forced himself
back up, clutching at his face.
Geez, he thought. It seems I've underestimated
this guy... Then he looked up and saw his beefy yellow adversary sprinting
towards him with one fist up. Guido scowled and pulled one of his hands back,
anticipating his assailant's moves. Time to kick it up, I suppose...
Cutlass leapt away from the foreman and landed. He was
about to go charging again when he suddenly saw his opponent perform a rather
unusual move: he slammed his fist into the ground. At first, Cutlass thought
little of this, but then he felt his legs jolt and he nearly fell to the
ground. He couldn't believe his enemy could just create shockwaves like that.
Scowling, he looked upward and saw his enemy flying towards him with his
sledgehammer out. Reacting quickly, the swordsman sprang into the air and did a
flip. WHAM!! Foreman Spike was slammed hard in the stomach with his
adversaries' feet and was sent flying. When he skidded to a halt on the deck,
he wondered for a second where his hammer had gone when he suddenly heard a
loud CHING! With a swing of the alien's sword, the very hammer was spiraling
towards the foreman. WHAP! Cutlass raised his eyebrows and smirked. He was
surprised his enemy was actually able to catch that.
"You know, you're pretty good," the silver man
complimented.
"Heh. I was thinking the same about you," the foreman replied.
Then the two of them heard a loud noise that made them jerk their heads in one
direction. It was a zapping sound. Wario was being knocked back further and
further, each time with a lightning bolt flying out of his opponent's hands
nailing him. Cutlass was mildly horrified, but Spike was grinning maliciously.
"Too bad we can't say the same about your partner, though..." Cutlass
grimaced, scoffed, and went flying towards his enemy one more time...
Wario was getting agitated. He hadn't counted on his
enemy having an ability like this. Each time a bolt
struck him, he was pushed back a little bit more. He was starting to get
dangerously close to the edge of the ship. Once the yellow man realized this,
he scowled and decided it was about time he did something and fast...
Guido kept his Thunderhands going. He knew that if he
didn't win this battle, only death would await him. Come on, he thought,
as Wario began to near the edge. Fall off!!
The backs of the yellow-clad warrior's feet did bump
into the wall behind him, but he didn't fall off. Instead, his teal foe stopped
and took his turn to look utterly surprised. He stepped back and stared at his
opponent. The pirates on the ship were staring at him as well. Wario had become
three different Warios in one, the other two glowing blue. It was the same
technique Waluigi had used.
Wario grinned and raised his fists. "Manajus,"
he said. "Shall we send it for a test-drive?"
Guido gulped, but he should've been quicker. Before he
knew it, this muscular yellow man was slamming fists into his gut, one after
another. It felt like an entire gang was beating on him. Once Cutlass saw this,
he turned to Foreman Spike and smirked. "You were saying?" he said
cockily. Spike growled and ran forward with his hammer once again...
"I see," Annabyss
said, once Tessa's explanation was finished. "So it's finally
begun..."
"...Huh?" Tessa asked, confusedly.
"Up until now, the Kamenstein Bros. have been in a
trance," the shadowy woman explained. "These past few days, they've
been absorbing all the necessary emotions and experiences in order for a soul
to be complete. Happiness, sadness, anger, victory, loss, fear, suffering... At
last, it's all complete. They can finally awaken and be one with the
world..."
"I see," Tessa said. She let the words of the
older woman sink in, and she thought about them for a bit. One second later,
she snapped out of it and looked her in the eyes once more. "But, Annie,
what are we gonna do? How are we gonna get out of this place?"
"Simple." Annabyss turned to Big Guy who was
in the midst of chatting up a storm once again with Laser Snifit. "Big
Guy!" she called. The giant Shy Guy pointed to himself, then got up off
the floor and began to walk towards his female leader. He leaned down so he
could hear her and the woman told him the plan. In response, the oversized
8-Bit slapped himself in the forehead, muttered
something about wondering why HE hadn't thought of that, and made his way over
to the bars. The muscular fighter spat into his two hands, rubbed them
together, and wrapped them around opposing points on the set of bars before
him. Then he began to pull.
The prisoners all watched as this gigantic man pulled
with all his might. At first, the huge metal contraption he was latching onto
was merely trembling and bending backwards. Then little pieces of wood began to
fly out of them from the corners. The prisoners' eyes were starting to widen.
Even Marlukin seemed to be impressed by this.
Finally, in one huge, metallic ripping sound, the bars
were out, but it didn't stop there. With the bars being held high over his
head, he strode up to a certain spot on the floor, and he heaved the metal
thing he was holding right into it. The result was like a cannonball.
CRRASSHH!! The projectile went flying and ripping right through the deck. The
prisoners could all hear it echoing as it tore through the floors beneath it.
To top it all off, a few seconds after this task was complete,
a column of water began to spray out of the newly-formed hole. Now the
prisoners were extremely surprised. Big Guy just laughed.
"Well," he said, "that's what you get for
messing with us!"
Laser Snifit, Waluigi, and Oglian began to pick
themselves up and make their ways towards the recently created exit. As for
Marlukin, he just got up and said, "Well, I suppose it's time we took our
leave as well..." Then he turned around and threw a fist into the wall.
BAMM!!! This new feat was just as impressive as the one that had preceded it,
if not even more so. It created a tunnel of broken wood. At the end of it was
nothing but blue sky. "Alright then," said the giant Spear-Mask,
unraveling the magic spear from his arm, "let's go..."
Marlukin held out his spear with his left hand. It suddenly
began to grow longer and coil around, much like a snake. It wrapped itself
around the waists of each of his seven remaining minions, including Hessen. The
colossal Spear-Mask then turned towards the hole he made with his minions
trailing behind him like a giant chain. Before he could leave, though, he was
once again interrupted by a certain young girl that had suddenly renewed her
hatred for him.
"I can't believe you!!" Tessa yelled.
"This whole time, this WHOLE time, you already had the ability to just
leave... Just like that?! What's wrong with you?!"
For a second, the Spear-Mask said nothing. Then, without
even looking at her, he just said, "Just so you know, a little bloodshed
never hurt anyone." He let the girl tremble with hatred before he began to
walk out his personal exit, his subordinates lagging behind him. Tessa was
still infuriated. She snarled and began to sprint towards this humungous
murderer. However, she wasn't able to get very far. Someone had to grab her
from behind and stop her. This time, it was Annabyss.
"Annie, please!! That man needs to die! He HAS
to!!"
"Tessa," Annabyss slowly said, "we let
him go..."
The girl stopped squirming. She turned around with a
horrified look on her face. "A... Annie," she said quietly, almost pleading.
"Tessa..." The woman knelt down and wrapped
her arms around the young girl. Tessa felt this and could swear her heart was
in danger of pounding straight out of her chest. She listened closely as the
enigmatic woman slowly spoke once more. "We let... him go..." Her
voice was very quiet. It almost sounded like it was choking.
"Annie..."
This somber moment between the two girls was interrupted
by some voices yelling from where the bars used to be. "HEY!!" A pack
of Dangerous Ducks had suddenly arrived, the leader of which being the most
angered by the sight of all this as well as the geyser that was in the middle
of the room. "What the hell do you think you're up to?! Trying to escape?!
We- ACK!!"
Big Guy cut the noisy man off. He picked him up by his
throat and threw him into his slew of subordinates. The whole lot of them went
down like a bunch of bowling pins. Big Guy felt triumphant. He called out to
the two that were still in the cell. "Yo, Tessa!
Annie! We're leaving! This place is about to sink!!"
Annabyss nodded. She pulled herself away from the
younger female and began to stride towards where her other partners had gone.
For a few seconds, Tessa stayed put. Looking at the hole in the wall, the
geyser in the room, and the new exit, all she could do was think about the
previous events and the current ones and how she couldn't believe any of it.
Then Big Guy showed up once more.
"Yo! Tessa! Come on!!"
Tessa perked her head towards him. "Alright,"
she said. Finally, she picked up the pace and ran out of the room, following
her seismic friend out. After that, it was finally over. The S. S. Teacup's
prisoners were escaping...
The spectating pirates were
beginning to drool with anticipation. Four extremely powerful prisoners were
right before them, each of them unleashing all of their potential on one
another. Already, the pirates could taste the blood that was dying to be spilt.
Cutlass and Foreman Spike were swinging away at each
other, but, for Wario and Guido, it was a battle of the superpowers. With each
flaming punch his opponent threw, all Guido could do was jump out of the way.
He had never seen anything like this technique in his life. All he could tell
was that it was dangerous.
Things were bad enough for the man in teal. His enemy's
reach was starting to get longer. Then the man from Mario Land could hear some
yelling behind him. This yellow man had pushed him all the way back into the
crowd of pirates! Finally, Guido's brow began to twitch in agitation. He had to
get serious about this and soon. He gripped his hammer tightly and readied a
single blow...
Cutlass swung at the Foreman's neck. Spike punched the
blade off course with his left hand and front-flipped forward. The silver alien
saw this and attempted to slam a fist into the side of his opponent's head at
the right moment, but he only succeeded in banging it against the man's steel
sledgehammer. He grunted and pulled it back, beginning to feel it sting in
pain. Foreman Spike landed and spun himself around, sledgehammer in hand. Both
fighters were panting desperately.
"What is it with you?" Spike breathed.
"Why do you want to live so badly?"
"That's exactly it," Cutlass replied. He
gasped a few more times, swallowed, and said, "Unless I kill you, I won't
be able to find out, will I?"
"Tch..." Foreman Spike pulled his hammer up
and held it behind his shoulders. "I hope you realize that if you kill me,
you're killing an entire country..."
Cutlass scoffed and got his sword into another attacking
stance. He stared his enemy directly in the eye. "What makes you think I
give a crap about some dumb country?"
Foreman Spike snarled. Cutlass just smirked at him. In a
flash, both of the warriors were off, mere split-seconds away from bashing and
slashing each other's brains out. Then...
BAMM!!! A huge flash of blue light illuminated the deck
of the ship. It stopped both Foreman Spike and Cutlass along with all the other
people on the ship. All eyes turned to the fight between Wario and Guido.
Between the two, Wario was the one with his fist being held defiantly up in the
air and Guido was the one with a stunned look on his face and a pair of empty
hands. The light was beginning to fade and a lone figure was spiraling away,
further and further into the sky. Guido had been disarmed. All that awaited now
was defeat.
Wario lowered his fist. He placed it into his other hand
and began to crack his knuckles, all the while, keeping a careful eye on his
enemy. The pirates had even begun to chant.
"Kill him! Kill him! Kill him! Kill him!"
Damn it, Guido thought through gritted teeth. What
do I do now? I can't take him on with the Thunderhand alone!!
Wario laughed sadistically. He pulled his fist back and
aimed carefully for a sweating Guido's face. It was only a matter of time
now...
Once Foreman Spike saw this, he cursed beneath his
breath. "That idiot," he growled. "What does he think he's
doing?!" The foreman began to sprint towards his partner. Cutlass just
laughed and began to chase after the man.
"Hey, hey, where do you think YOU'RE going?"
the silver man taunted.
Pirates were chanting, Guido was sweating, and two men
were starting to run towards the scene of the crime. Wario looked just about
ready now. He called forth all of his unnatural strength and began to thrust
his fist forward. Before anyone knew it, all of this ended before it even
started...
BBOOOMM!!! An explosion seemed to have erupted from
within the ship. Everyone on deck could hear it resonating in the air. Some of
the pirates, from a certain angle, could see a whole bunch of wood flying out
from one side of their ship. Baffled, they looked on and saw more. The next
thing they knew, eight different people were flying out of this newly formed
hole. Actually, only one of them was flying. He had taken an enormous leap and
seven others seemed to be trailing behind him. Like the hammer from before, he
was soaring through the sky, but he wasn't coming down. Was there no limit to
Marlukin's strength?
In any case, this didn't change the issue at hand for
the pirates. They started yelling out. "CAPTAIN!!
THE PRISONERS ARE ESCA-"
Suddenly, everyone's attention was drawn towards the
fights on the main deck again. Actually, the fights were over. The other five
prisoners had shown up and put an end to it. Big Guy was keeping a firm hold on
the now normal Wario's arms, Annabyss was grabbing a hold of Cutlass' collar,
and Oglian was grabbing Foreman Spike by the ear.
"Lemme at him! Lemme at him!! This ain't over yet!!" Wario fumed.
"Wario, knock it off! We're leaving!" Big Guy
urged.
"Annabyss, I swear, if you don't let go of
me-"
"-Cutlass, get a hold of yourself!! For goodness'
sake, grasp the situation!!"
"Oglian, get off!! Have you any idea what that guy
just said?!"
"Young man, I'll not have you behaving so
foolishly!!"
All of the pirates were extremely confused by all this,
even their captain. All the woman could do was lean forward over the railing
and squint at it all, perplexedly. "What is going on?" she said
slowly. Then, just when she needed it the least, more trouble showed up. A
Dangerous Duck ran up from out of the door the prisoners had just left and
started yelling stuff.
"Captain!! Emergency!! The ship is sinking!! There's a big hole
and-"
"-SHUT UP!!" The duck was almost immediately
silenced. Laser Snifit, Waluigi, and Tessa had all simultaneously yelled at him
and kicked him in various places. He didn't remain standing for long. Capt.
Sugar looked on at this and how the two groups of prisoners had reformed. Big
Guy, Laser Snifit, Wario, Cutlass, Waluigi, Tessa, and Annabyss were on one
side and Foreman Spike, Guido, and Oglian were on the other.
The captain watched them in confusion and anger. The
death matches were going perfectly until this happened. Now their fun had been
ruined, the prisoners had escaped, and their ship was sinking. How much longer
would their crimes against her and her crew continue? The captain
growled and grit her teeth. Once she saw the prisoners and how they were
starting to run towards the opposing edges of the ship, the woman reacted even
more fiercely. She tore her sword out of its sheath and, with a definitive SHING, she pointed them at the fleeing prisoners. "GET
THEM!!!" she yelled. The pirates instantly got to it, and another battle
began...
Complete chaos was everywhere. Clubs, swords, and
hammers alike were swinging this way and that. Laser beams were flying, spears
were stabbing, and punches and kicks were knocking into foes in every
direction. Neither side showed any mercy.
Big Guy whalloped a Wanderin' Goom
flying towards him with his club and kicked one in the face that was coming
from behind. "Think you can keep up,
Snifit?" he asked, still continuing to beat up Pirate Gooms and ducks.
Laser Snifit grabbed a Dangerous Duck and threw him into
an oncoming crowd of Gooms. "Just watch me!!"
Cutlass slammed his foot into a duck's stomach and
grabbed another one by the neck. He tilted his head towards Foreman Spike and
yelled, "Yo! Green guy! This is you!!" POW!! The alien slammed his
fist into the duck's face and turned it into a welt with blood seeping out of
it.
In retaliation, the foreman raised his hammer into the
air and yelled, "Oh, yeah?! Well THIS is YOU!!" WHAM!! The foreman
turned a formerly charging Wanderin' Goom into a pancake.
"Oh, yeah?!"
Wario was surrounded. Pirate Gooms and Wanderin' Gooms
were all around him. To combat them, he merely reached behind himself and
grabbed whoever just happened to be there by the arms, ignoring his protests
and the quacking noises he was making. The yellow man held the duck like an
overgrown baseball bat and began to swing just as the mob began to draw close.
WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! The Kamenstein Brother was spinning like a drill, slamming
into numerous surrounding enemies as he did so. Finally, he stopped himself and
sent the screaming duck flying. With a faint SPLOOSH, that particular enemy had
been defeated. "How you keepin' up, weakling?" he called as more
enemies began to fly towards him.
"Better than you, fat-ass!!" Waluigi retorted as he sent one Dangerous Duck's head flying
clean off his shoulders with a single kick. The Kamenstein Bros. continued to
beat the living snot out of these pirates, and their captain continued to
watch, angrily. Here, the huge man with the club was bashing her minions'
skulls in. There, the one in the lab coat was frying them up with lasers. The
silver guy was cutting them up and the green guy was smashing them flat. Even
the little purple-haired girl and the little man with the Thunderhand were
beating her crew up so relentlessly. All it did was anger the woman even
further. The icing to the cake was once she saw the yellow one and the blue one
standing atop a steaming pile of motionless pirates.
"Losers!! You're all a bunch of losers!!" Wario crowed.
"Nya ha ha ha ha ha- Gugh?!" Waluigi was yanked off the pile by a Dangerous Duck that had
suddenly grabbed him from behind. His brother just began to do manly,
triumphant poses. Once the captain witnessed this, she fumed and decided that
enough was enough.
"Syrup," she said to the small girl nearby
her, "you stay put. Sister's gonna clean that fat guy's clock."
"Be careful!!" the young girl yelled as her
sister flung herself off the railing and onto the deck.
Wario grinned and flexed his muscles as he danced atop
his latest achievement. "Nobody messes with
SHING!! The captain's sword nearly cleaved Wario's face
in half, but he had grabbed its blade with his free hand in the nick of time.
"Got a problem, toots?" he said.
"Don't you EVER insult my crew!!" the femme
fatale yelled.
"I'll insult whoever I want!!" Wario retorted,
knocking the woman over by swinging one leg into hers. The woman yelped and
went sprawling for a bit. She stopped herself, got back up, gave the yellow man
a hateful stare, and went charging towards him with her sword out. Wario merely
beckoned her with one hand and readied a fist with the other...
Meanwhile, Waluigi was in the midst of hopping back on
top of the makeshift hill. A Pirate Goom was clinging to his face, beating him
over the head with his little fists, but the blue man merely grabbed the
nuisance and flung him behind him. He was back at last, but then he saw his
older brother taking on a woman with a sword. Waluigi grimaced. "Taking on
the captain?" he grumbled. "That glory-hogger..."
Wario looked up and got his fists ready. Capt. Sugar was
flying high above him, intending to cleave him in two with her sword upon
falling back down. The two mustered up their strength and readied their
attacks. One mere second later, and the forces collided in one seismic crack of
blood and bruises. Wario skidded to one side and Sugar skidded to another. Wario
clutched at his bleeding glove and the pirate captain rubbed a sore spot on her
face. In the next second, both fighters stood back up. The woman pointed her
sword at her yellow nemesis and raised her free hand up into a defiant fist.
"Let me show you something my mother, the great
Capt. Spatula, taught me," the woman said. Then she started to clench her
fist so tightly, it began to make her entire body tremble. When Wario saw this,
all he did was cock an eyebrow, but when he saw her body
become encased in a mysterious red aura, both eyebrows were raised.
Capt. Sugar smirked at him. "You can't be a pirate unless you can do stuff
like this," she boasted. Then, with a boisterous SHING, she pulled her
sword back and bolted towards her mustachioed opponent. Wario only had but the
blink of an eye to react...
BBOOOMMM!! Watching from behind the railing, the young
Syrup's face became shocked. Wario was still standing. That blue glow of his
had returned. The elder woman and her sword had fallen to the ground. Wario
raised a fist in front of himself. "Listen, missy," he snarled.
"I don't care WHAT ship you're from; if I can still kick your ass, then
you're just full of crap!!"
Sugar forcibly pried herself off the deck and sat back
up. Her hand gripped her aching face and her teeth gnashed. When she glanced up
at her yellow assailant, her pupils shrank. His glowing blue fist was coming at
her in an uppercut. The woman was just barely able to let the smallest yelping
sound escape her lips. WHAM!! Wario's fist connected with her stomach. The
pirate woman went skidding across the deck. She slammed into the wooden wall
from behind and fell to the ground. Her head tilted to one side. Her eyes
rolled back into her head and foam dribbled from her mouth. The red glow surrounding
her gradually faded away. Wario scoffed, cracked his knuckles, and made the
blue glow from his own body fade away as well.
Up above, the young Syrup couldn't believe her eyes. Her
honorable older sister had become so bent on giving that ugly man what was good
for him, only to have it all thrown in her face. Now the younger of the female
pirates wanted him dead. She grabbed a hold of the bars of the railing and let
him have it.
"YOU!!" Syrup shrieked. Wario looked up, uninterestedly. "Look
at what you've done to my big sister!! Oh, when I get my hands on you-"
"-You'll what, brat? Beat the snot out of me? Yeah,
right. Listen, why don't you go crying to your mama before you get hurt,
alright?"
Syrup shot out a very cat-like growl. Almost
instantaneously, she flung herself down from the balcony, landed on the deck,
and began charging towards the yellow man with her little fists flailing. Wario
rolled his eyes and wiped his hand on his face. "Sheesh, why do I gotta..." The Kamenstein Brother was starting to stick his left
foot out as if to trip the little three-year-old coming at him when he heard
it.
"GUUUYYYSS! COME OOOONN! WE'RE LEAVING!!"
Big Guy's voice was calling from just off the ship. The
three of him, Laser Snifit, and Tessa had already gathered atop Annaby'ss head
in Nep-Enut form once again. Wario was too busy thanking the heavens for this
to notice Syrup actually had tripped over his foot and fell flat on her face.
He was already running towards freedom when the girl got up with an extremely
red visage.
"That slime-head!!" she growled.
"Miss Syrup, please. Leave it to us!..."
Wario suddenly stopped running. He swore he could feel
six huge things flying towards him. He looked behind him and his eyes bugged
out. The spiky Koopa Troopa, the Cave Master, the penguin with the boxing
gloves, the floating head, the giant bird, and the ghost were all flying
towards him with their fists and their weapons flying. The yellow fighter
doubted he could take all of them at once. Then...
CRACK!!! They each went flying off of
the ship and splashing into the water. Wario was only able to catch a
glimpse of an orange shoe. Whatever it was, it sent those guys scattering like
billiard balls on a pool table. Then he saw Waluigi landing on the deck behind
him as though he had just done some heroic deed. Wario made a small huffing
noise. "Their six best guys," he grumbled. "That
glory-hogger..."
"You say somethin', bro?"
"Nothin'..."
Syrup watched in awe and then hatred as these two guys
ran off. She scraped her tiny fingernails against the wooden boards of the
deck. There was no way she'd be able to let them get away with this...
"Yeah?! Well, this is you with a sword comin' out of ya!!"
"Yeah?! Well, this is you with a concussion!!"
"Yeah?! Well- ACK!!"
Waluigi grabbed Cutlass by the collar roots and began to
drag him off the deck. Guido was starting to do the same with his superior,
Foreman Spike. The two groups ran past the still seemingly endless amounts of
pirates and jumped off of their ship. Wario, Waluigi, and Cutlass landed safely
on Annabyss, and Foreman Spike and Guido landed safely on Selkford. Both of the
groups began to sail away from the S. S. Teacup as the pirate ship slowly began
to sink into the briny depths. On its deck, pirates everywhere were either
running around frantically or licking their wounds. In the midst of it all, the
young Syrup was helping her beaten older sister back onto her feet. A scowl
remained on her face.
If I ever see that pile of mustard barf again,
she thought, I'll kill'im...
On Annabyss's head, Big Guy was feeling some of his
rippling biceps, Laser Snifit was shaking his head, Cutlass was sitting down
with his arms folded and his face scowling, and Waluigi and Tessa were just
sitting down. Wario was thinking to himself. I don't care much for that
little twerp, he thought, or that woman for that matter. That little
teal guy, though... He and I have something to settle...
On the sea camel, Foreman Spike and Oglian were in the
middle of arguing with each other. Guido just ignored them and kept to his
thoughts. I hope I won't ever have to see any of those people again, he
contemplated. I just want my hammer back...
Oglian stopped arguing with the foreman, leaving him to
turn his back from her and fold his arms haughtily. She asked the lesser
soldier, "You're sure you saw it go in this direction, dear?"
"Yes, I'm sure," the small man replied.
"Alright," Oglian replied. "But lemme
just warn you, if it IS in that direction, we may have to look for it in the
Guido paused. "Alright, Oglian..."
The mustachioed man lifted his head up and looked into
the sky. Dangerous, huh? he
thought. What could possibly be more dangerous than what we just went
through?...
"I see," Dr. Kamenstein's father said as
he finished up the last of his coffee. "So that's what happened." Dr.
Kamenstein nodded.
"Our son is quite the renegade, isn't he?" the
mother commented.
"He sure is!"
"Yes, well," the son replied sheepishly. He
got up and began to gather the empty cups from himself and his parents. He had
begun to near the kitchen when his mother called after him.
"Oh, Amos, you don't mind if we stay the night, do
you?" she said.
The doctor hesitated for a moment. Then he said,
"No, that's fine."
"Ah, thank you. What would we do without a son like
you?"
The Madscikoopa gave her a subtle smile and continued to
enter the kitchen. As he carried the coffee cups with him, he thought to
himself about how his parents may have returned, but Storko had not. He
wondered deeply where he could have gotten to and if there was any hope left.
He wondered the same about his two sons. Once he started pouring new cups of
coffee, he furled his brow. He knew there was only one thing he could do. It's
as she said, he thought. If I want anything done... I'll have to get
done with the Kame Saucer...
Things had calmed down significantly from the
group's encounter with the White Sugar Pirates. At this point, all that was
left for them to do was to continue their journey to Uaurpe. The others seemed
to be in good enough spirits, but Tessa couldn't stop looking so serious. With
her arms wrapped around her knees and her eyes staring forward, she remained
thinking. This was an ordeal she most certainly wasn't soon going to forget. It
had so much bloodshed, pain, and loss in it. All kinds of people were
responsible for it all. But, out of all of them, one man stood out in the young
girl's mind: the man with the spear, the mask, and the red cape. Every time the
girl even thought of him for one split-second, her blood would boil. It was too
much.
"...Annie?" she quietly said, not being able
to take the questions for much longer.
"Yes, dear."
"Why did you
let him go?"
Annabyss sighed deeply. "I met all kinds of people
while I was Astral Projecting, dear. By far, one of the most terrifying was
that man." Tessa shifted her eyes towards the woman, though she wasn't
sure if she could actually see her from there. Annabyss continued explaining.
"Countless times, he has attacked villages, torn apart families, broken
people's hearts, and slaughtered any who got in his way. His strength is so vast, he doesn't even need a gang in order to do it all.
Frankly, dear, not even I dare to oppose him..."
Tessa's eyes trembled a bit. "Why does he do it,
Annie?" she asked, her voice keeping very gentle. "What's he
after?"
"He has devoted his life to one person,"
Annabyss answered. "Golden Diva."
"But who is she?"
"She is one of those who fought 300 years
ago."
"Three-hundred years ago?"
"Yes..."
During the conversation, Cutlass was still sitting
defiantly with his arms folded. He was only able to catch so much about gods
trying to take over the world when he took his attention away from the girls of
the group. He closed his eyes, sighed, and shook his head. I don't know why,
he thought, but I just don't feel like I care what happens to this world.
The swordsman opened his eyes and looked forward in the direction the group was
heading. All I want, he thought, is to know why I'm here...