Chapter 5
That night, the Seven Star Spirits were gathered once
more in their little sanctuary. At the entrance, they had amongst them a
newcomer. It was a glowing mass of sparkling, golden dust suspended in midair,
about the size of a golf-ball. It waited patiently as the ceremony carried
forward. Every time one of them spoke, a trail of glitter would materialize out
of nowhere to start swirling around where the makeshift crystal ball was
earilier. Nay-Charr went first. "By the powers of the plants and the
fungi," she said. Her glitter was glowing a bright green.
"By the powers of the ice and the snow," said
Blizzarr. His glitter soon came into existance. It was a bright blue and it
started following the almost snake-like green one of the higher Star Spirit.
The two entities almost seemed to form a yin-yang of sorts. The ceremony
continued on further with Earhar.
"By the powers of the air, the clouds, and all
things with wings," she said. Her glitter soon joined the other two. It
was of a purple hue.
"By the powers of the fire and the lava,"
spoke Pyrar. His glitter was orange, but rimmed with red to provide an even
more infernal feel. It, too, joined the rest of the swirling glitter.
"By the powers of the ocean and all of its living
creatures," said Seastar. Her glitter was more of an aquamarine color.
Mummar was the next to go. "By the power of time
and space," he said. His glitter was silver.
Finally, Eldstar went. "By the power of energy and
all things neutral," he said. His glitter was grey. It made the altar of
their sanctuary look like a ring of rainbows. Then they all chimed in
simultaneously, like a chorus.
"By the powers of creation, devastation, and
tranformation, let there be the Seven Magic Wands!!" As it was spoken, so
it was. The ring of rainbows started to whirl even faster and glow even
brighter until it almost whited out the room completely. The only shades of
black that could have been seen were the star-shaped shadows cast by each of
the Seven Star Spirits. Once it started dimming, they could see that their
incantation was a success. There, on the altar, were revolving, not an
arrangement of colored lights, but a set of seven wands. Each of them were
composed of gold bodies and jewels embedded on top of them so they vaguely
resembled royal scepters. The jewels were all composed of the same colors they
were each made of previously when they were but bodies of glowing glitter. They
were magically rotating in a clock-wise movement above the altar, like before,
but at a slower pace. Nay-Charr took it from there.
"You will receive these as soon as you have made it
to the peak of the Shooting Star Summit of Toad Town. By then, you will have
borrowed a form, correct?" She was speaking to the sparkling entity over
by the entrance. It gave off a rhythm of glowing patterns, like Morse Code, in
response. "Good. May the powers of the stars guide you on your way."
The thing winked a few times more before descending into the floor like a
ghost. Soon, it was no longer in the sanctums of Star Haven, but rather the
fluffy clouds of Plit. Just below the clouds, something big and round, like a
giant Frisbee, was whirling its way across the sky over the ocean. Inside, all
kinds of creatures were stirring.
The main room was composed in a circular arrangement, of
course. The forms were all sitting at the various consoles that were laid
before them that fringed the edges of the room. Some of them looked like
humans, but with skin as shiny and metallic as steel, hair as white and fluent
as it would have been on a fine horse, and frightful blood-red eyes. Some of
them also looked like humans, but with purple skin, and fangs and big, pointed
ears like a vampire. Others were what looked like humanoid frogs. One
particular one waddled his way into the room via one of those futuristic doors
that slide in from both sides. He was a rather rotund one donned in only a
golden robe to represent his rank. He made his way up the upraised platform
that made the center of the room. There, in the middle of it all, was his
liege, one of the purple space aliens, but bigger and more muscular than the
others and more authoritative to the eye since he had more badges on his black
uniform than the others.
"What news do you bring me, Wart?" said the
captain in that unnaturally deep voice of his. His right-hand man had an even
deeper one, though. It was like a frog's ribbit cranked down a few notches so
it was more of a growl, or a belch.
"THE PRISONERS ARE GOING DOWN THE PATH OF LEAST
RESISTANCE. SOON, THEY'LL SUCCUMB AND BE YOUR SLAVES. THE ONE NAMED RAPHAEL IS
COMING ALONG PARTICULARLY WELL. THE SENSORS ARE SHOWING HE IS CURRENTLY HAVING
A NIGHTMARE ABOUT WHAT LOOKS LIKE HIS DARKER SELF," said the giant
frog named Wart.
"Just as I thought," said the captain.
"He should make quite the 'enlistment' to my army. Anything else?"
"YES, SIR. THE PEOPLE HAVE BEEN TAKING NOTICE OF
OUR ENTERPRISE. THEY FEAR THE CIRCLES THAT HAVE BEEN FORMED IN FLOWER
FIELDS."
"Huh huh huh. All according to plan, I see. How I
just love it when things go my way."
"YES, SIR."
"Captain," said one of the metallic-human
ones. "We're about to fly over what looks like the underwater civilization
of Marinotropolis. Shall I engage the disorientators?"
"Yes, Cutlass," answered the captain.
"Disorientators... Engaged," said the man
named Cutlass after switching on one of the buttons. From outside the ship, one
could have noticed how it was then blinking in an eerie manner with
high-pitched "beeps" to go with. Beneath the waves, one could have
noticed just what kind of mayhem this was causing. Deep down there, there was
indeed a mighty underwater civilization. The place was composed of various
towering, spiraling structures and bubbles. Each of them appearing to be made
out of glass and almost baring resemblances to the sorts of oddities they would
sell at glass shops, or New Age stores. It was truly a sight to behold. But as
soon as the aliens turned on those "disorientator" things, it was
becoming even more of a sight to behold. First it was normal, then the lights
started to flicker. Then they went totally haywire.
Inside one security gaurd's room, a merman was lying
there with his feet up, snoozing away. But then the dim light that was then
illuminating his room started flickering before it started giving off an array
of disco-colored lights. He was soon disrupted from his slumber. "Zck-
Ugh, what the-" he exclaimed. His monitors no longer showed various rooms
of the museum, but just about everything else that was under the sun and then
some. One showed the image of Homer Simpson suddenly waking up and making
monkey noises, another showed a clip of the Inspector Gadget movie, one of them
showed the Super Mario Bros. movie, one of them showed Sonic poking the eyes
out of his arch-nemesis, Dr. Robotnik, another showed Mike switching on over to
Nosey T. again, and so on.
"Ooh ooh OOH!! I'll get you next time- -About mud?
It's clean and it's dirty- -Gotta speed, keed!! It's Alex, not Alice," he
could hear his sets saying. It was chaotic.
Elsewhere, the merman in uniform was having troubles of
his own. "Johnson!!" his superior was saying to him. "What in
DAD's name are you watching there, son?!"
"Well, uh, I dunno, Sarge!! It was beeping as
usual, but then it just started- I DUNNO!!"
The one named Johnson was being scolded at over the fact
that his radar was no longer showing a rotating green line, but what looked
like a pair of-
"-JUGS!!" said another merman to the one
nearby also peering his way through a telescope. "It's saying 'EAT AT
JUGS'!!"
"What's going on?!" said his companion.
"Mine says, 'This is a rip-off of "Austin-"'"
"-POWERS!! My powers are gone!! What in Sam hill-
It's like a collidascope- Gnarly, man- TOTAL CHAOS!!" various citizens of
the city were saying. Up above, beyond the waves and under the clouds, the
aliens were rejoicing.
"Huh huh huh. This just keeps getting better and
better," the captain was saying. Over their heads, they weren't aware of
the Star Warrior that was also having problems. It was having trouble
concentrating and moving in a straight line. So it started spiraling out of
control.
"No-one messes with the wrath of T-" the
captain was saying. But then suddenly there was a BANG, which rocked the whole
ship. The red light was going on and off, on and off as the alarm noises were
going with it. "WHAT'S GOING ON?! WHAT WAS THAT?!" the captain, then
in a rage, shouted.
"Sir, we've been hit by something!!" said one
of his crewmembers, one of the purple ones. "It must have been... A
missile or something!!"
"A missile?! That's impossible!! Where's the
damage??"
"The bottom of the ship, the Vector 9 area, has
been hit, Sir!" said another one, one of the silver ones.
"The bottom?!? Now I know that's impossible!!
Quickly! Send the repairmen down there and find out who hit us!! We'll have to
strike back," ordered their big, purple leader.
"Yes, Sir," said the crewmember. Wart and his
captain were still looking around from shock. Then...
....BANG!! They were hit again. "NOOOOO!!! This
can't be happening to us!!" bellowed the space alien again.
"The main engine!! It's been totally
demolished!!" said another silver alien.
"AARRGGHH!! We've failed!! Quick!! Steer the ship
so it strikes land!!" he barked again.
"Sir! What about the backup engines??" said
another silver.
"Rrg. Switch over to-"
"-The backup engines have been demolished too,
Sir!"
"RRG!! We're going down!!" As he said it, so
it was. Down, the ship went. It illuminated the sky like a flaming meteorite,
sliding down from the sky, leaving a blazing trail of destruction as it headed
for its target. The U.F.O. was headed for some volcanic island off in the
distance while the Star Warrior was spiraling its way towards the other island
off in the distance...